I wish he had a Philly or NJ date coming up. Last time he came to Atlantic City, his show was sold out in 4 hours. And my cousin had tickets and lost them. It wasn't even funny.
Someone must have filmed the whole thing. I'm starting to remember more quotes today, though.
"Diarrhea was a real killer in the 1930s before penicillin, for real. You'd eat some bad shrimp and that would be it. *Dave imitates guy on the toilet* "Baby, bring in the kids I gotta say goodbye""