You assholes...

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Remember all those god damn "Free magazine" offers?

Well, I signed up for "Stuff" magazine... and I guess they switched or something because now it's fucking "Playboy" that's comming to my house. The one fucking day I DON'T get the mail... my mom was all freakin' out. Gah. I don't even LIKE Playboy, I have fucking broadband internet! No, I didn't get in trouble... yet. But what the fuck?
 
i don't know what's worse, that you signed up for Stuff, or that your mom got your Playboy. What's she gonna do with it?
 
Dudes, seriously, free mags... hell I even got "Computer Shopper" and I don't buy computer stuff that often. So yeah, most def the fact that she got the Playboy is worse. It's fucking PLAYBOY wtf. Who the hell reads porno mags???

To make things WORSE I just found out that I dropped from a A to a B+ in SPEECH class because of a "Very inapropriate presentation" and from an A to a B+ in Strength and Conditioning for god knows what... this is bullshit. These are like fucking blowoff classes!
 
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The Black Stallion said:
Dudes, seriously, free mags... hell I even got "Computer Shopper" and I don't buy computer stuff that often. So yeah, most def the fact that she got the Playboy is worse. It's fucking PLAYBOY wtf. Who the hell reads porno mags???
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If you're reading it, you're doing something wrong.
 
I still haven't gotten my magazine yet. I kind of hope that my stuff subscription magically changes into a Playboy subscription like yours did.
 
The Black Stallion said:
Remember all those god damn "Free magazine" offers?

Well, I signed up for "Stuff" magazine... and I guess they switched or something because now it's fucking "Playboy" that's comming to my house. The one fucking day I DON'T get the mail... my mom was all freakin' out. Gah. I don't even LIKE Playboy, I have fucking broadband internet! No, I didn't get in trouble... yet. But what the fuck?
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Did you write them an angry letter? "PlayGIRL, playGIRL you assholes!"
 
The Black Stallion said:
Who the hell reads porno mags???
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*raises hand*

Seriously, Playboy is a great mag. Good articles, good interviews, good pictures of nature *cue SSX to slam airbrushing*, etc, etc. It's a good magazine and not just some porno mag. I always consider it classier than Stuff/FHM/Maxim. In Playboy, you have some talk and jokes about sex but in Maxim, they give you lame joke after lame joke about those 'twins in chicago with herpes!!! hahaHAHA lollerSKATES!!!!1', absolutely no attempt at being serious, no serious articles, cheesecake pictorials with bad interviews, photoshopping but no clam pics, B rated stars and actresses with B cups and leopard print bikini who's 'The hottest chick you'd never get'. Etc, etc.

Why people look down on Playboy and consider FHM and the like alright is ridiculous. I know one shows tittes and the other tries to show titties but the nipple difference is negligible. And FHM/Maxim/Stuff come off as attention whores who don't give you the money shot but try their best to tease you and act 'Cool duderz!'
 
I've tried to tell people this before but nobody listens. Half of those free magazine things are scams. Some of them work, yes, but I am fucking sick and tired of getting called by Stuff and Maxim and being told they're going to go ahead and send me a bill for the magazines I've been getting. Of course I tell them I have a free sub and I'm not paying, but it's a pain in the ass. Before you sign up for these things, make sure you want them bad enough.
 
The Black Stallion said:
Remember all those god damn "Free magazine" offers?

Well, I signed up for "Stuff" magazine... and I guess they switched or something because now it's fucking "Playboy" that's comming to my house. The one fucking day I DON'T get the mail... my mom was all freakin' out. Gah. I don't even LIKE Playboy, I have fucking broadband internet! No, I didn't get in trouble... yet. But what the fuck?
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Kids....
 
Heh, I got a Playboy in the mail today too! Its not a REAL PlayBoy, more like a preview catalog. Whoever sorts the mail at the frontdesk of my dorm knows I got a Playboy, but I don't really care. Heck, my For Him and EGM still go to my old room, but the whoever lives up there now always bring them back to the front desk and get them put in my current mailbox! Actually now that I think about it, that was probably the case for the PlayBoy!!! Hahaha!
 
Mason said:
I've tried to tell people this before but nobody listens. Half of those free magazine things are scams. Some of them work, yes, but I am fucking sick and tired of getting called by Stuff and Maxim and being told they're going to go ahead and send me a bill for the magazines I've been getting. Of course I tell them I have a free sub and I'm not paying, but it's a pain in the ass. Before you sign up for these things, make sure you want them bad enough.
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you don't put your real number on the form
or your real name.
just a P.O.Box that should be real.
 
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