Ned Flanders
Banned
Ok. Fuckface. Whomever you are. Go ahead and prepare to ban me, because I'm taking your ass to the woodshed right fucking now.
You locked my thread. A relationship thread. A relationship thread with a handful of banal responses, but some genuine advice as well. What I want to know is WHY you locked my thread.
Was it the responses? Oh wait, your own moderator, one Mr Mike Works (who I have no qualms with, assuming he's not the offending party), made one of the more disposable, tongue-in-cheek responses found in the entirety of the thread. He saw no need to remain gravely serious, much less any need to lock the topic. In fact he was participating in a manner that runs entirely counter to productive discussion, something that dozens of us partake in daily. Should all have our threads locked and be banned for these injustices? I'll bet you, mystery prick, surely think so.
Was it the subject matter? People make relationship posts all the time, many of them dealing with love, sex, infidelity, lieing, sleeping with coworkers, emotions et al. They often seek advice or hope to learn of how other posters dealt with similar situations. Cubsfan's cocky/funny posts were a GAF staple, yet my thread was somehow unacceptable? Can we not talk about our relationships with others on this message board? If so can we only do it in some confined context? Elaborate for me if you would, asshole of mist and shadow.
Was it your jealousy? After years of penetrating nothing more than a Fleshlight, did it fill you with envy reading about the endless attention I get from real pulsating pussies? Could you no longer stand the thought of other men having to choose between numerous different fetching females, while you were forced to choose between BangBus, Captain Stabbin', and Twinks-R-Us?? Did it sicken you that one of these lovies I'll soon mount could be your sister or your mom? In that case, secretboy, I wouldn't blame you, but I'd appreciate some honesty on your part about your shortcomings.
I want justice. I want my fucking respect. And I want to know who you are. Grow some fucking balls, and stop playing pick-and-choose by locking topics that happen rub you the wrong way. Fuckface.
You locked my thread. A relationship thread. A relationship thread with a handful of banal responses, but some genuine advice as well. What I want to know is WHY you locked my thread.
Was it the responses? Oh wait, your own moderator, one Mr Mike Works (who I have no qualms with, assuming he's not the offending party), made one of the more disposable, tongue-in-cheek responses found in the entirety of the thread. He saw no need to remain gravely serious, much less any need to lock the topic. In fact he was participating in a manner that runs entirely counter to productive discussion, something that dozens of us partake in daily. Should all have our threads locked and be banned for these injustices? I'll bet you, mystery prick, surely think so.
Was it the subject matter? People make relationship posts all the time, many of them dealing with love, sex, infidelity, lieing, sleeping with coworkers, emotions et al. They often seek advice or hope to learn of how other posters dealt with similar situations. Cubsfan's cocky/funny posts were a GAF staple, yet my thread was somehow unacceptable? Can we not talk about our relationships with others on this message board? If so can we only do it in some confined context? Elaborate for me if you would, asshole of mist and shadow.
Was it your jealousy? After years of penetrating nothing more than a Fleshlight, did it fill you with envy reading about the endless attention I get from real pulsating pussies? Could you no longer stand the thought of other men having to choose between numerous different fetching females, while you were forced to choose between BangBus, Captain Stabbin', and Twinks-R-Us?? Did it sicken you that one of these lovies I'll soon mount could be your sister or your mom? In that case, secretboy, I wouldn't blame you, but I'd appreciate some honesty on your part about your shortcomings.
I want justice. I want my fucking respect. And I want to know who you are. Grow some fucking balls, and stop playing pick-and-choose by locking topics that happen rub you the wrong way. Fuckface.
