Gormless Noodle
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Still not hype, but I pray it is a good one. I don't need much, just a little glimpse of hope
Hello everyone -> directly to you -> please understand -> Metroid 3DS -> Metroid U -> Zelda Majora's Mask 3DS -> Zelda U.
My humble prediction.
Indeed, there's a reason I'm peeking in here and it ain't for games announcements. Seeing people whipping themselves into a religious fervour is always good for a giggle.
I hope it delivers for you dudes.
No. You're thinking of Metroid Wars.Let be honest here, we all know Hyrule Wars is going to be announced (not to be confused with Hyrule Warriors). It's like Halo Wars, but Zelda themed.
This Nintendo Direct:
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List of major USA Nintendo Directs and their times:
(Bolded are the two prior Nintendo Directs where Monolith Soft's new game was shown off + Last Nintendo Direct)
1. FEBRUARY 13TH, 2014'S NINTENDO DIRECT - 41 minutes, ?? seconds
2. Nintendo Direct 6.11.13 - @E3 2013 - 41 minutes, 18 seconds
-----00:56 Pokémon X and Pokémon Y
-----04:13 Super Mario 3D World
-----07:43 Mario Kart 8
-----10:56 Wii Party U
-----14:52 2013 3rd Party Releases
-----17:40 2013 Wii U Nintendo eShop Releases
-----19:25 The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker HD
-----23:59 The Wonderful 101
-----25:58 Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze
-----28:54 Bayonetta 2
-----31:50 Monolith Soft
-----34:23 Super Smash Bros.
-----38:33 Nintendo E3 Booth Tour
3. Nintendo Direct 2.14.2013 - 37 minutes, 30 seconds
4. Nintendo Direct 4.17.2013 - 36 minutes, 59 seconds
5. Wii U Direct - Nintendo Games 1.23.2013 - 36 minutes, 7 seconds
-----Miiverse -- 00:56
-----Wii U Updates including Virtual Console -- 07:40
-----Spring and Summer Games -- 18:30
-----The Wonderful 101 -- 18:53
-----Bayonetta 2 -- 20:27
-----New Super Smash Bros. -- 23:31
-----New Titles From Nintendo -- 24:11
-----Yarn Yoshi -- 26:56
-----Shin-Megami Tensei X Fire Emblem -- 27:53
-----The Legend of Zelda -- 29:21
-----Monolith Soft -- 34:01
6. Nintendo Direct 12.18.13 - 33 minutes, 25 seconds
-----00:23 - Hyrule Warriors
-----02:33 - Kirby Triple Deluxe
-----05:40 - Yoshi's New Island
-----07:26 - Chibi-Robo! Photo Finder
-----10:22 - Pokémon Bank and Poké Transporter
-----12:16 - Bravely Default
-----15:23 - Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze
-----17:51 - Sonic Lost World
-----19:50 - Wii Sports Club
-----22:40 - NES Remix
-----24:31 - Dr. Luigi
-----27:33 - Super Smash Bros.
-----30:24 - Mario Kart 8
7. Nintendo Direct 11.13.13 - 32 minutes, 56 seconds
8. Nintendo Direct 6.3.12 - Pre E3 2012 - 30 minutes, 31 seconds
9. Nintendo Direct 10.25.12 - 30 minutes, 28 seconds
10. Nintendo Direct - December 5, 2012 - 30 minutes, 3 seconds
11. Nintendo Direct 10.1.2013 - 29 minutes, 32 seconds
12. Nintendo Direct 5.17.2013 - 28 minutes, 48 seconds
13. Nintendo Direct 8.7.13 - 27 minutes, 35 seconds
14. Nintendo Direct Mini 7.18.13 - 22 minutes, 21 seconds
15. Nintendo Direct 6.21.2012 - 21 minutes, 12 seconds
16. The Wonderful 101 Direct 8.9.2013 - 20 minutes, 38 seconds
17. Wii Fit U Direct 9.18.2013 - 20 minutes, 30 seconds
18. Pokémon Direct 9.4.2013 - 19 minutes, 25 seconds
19. Nintendo Direct 11.27.13 - Nintendo 3DS Guide: Louvre - 12 minutes, 23 seconds
20. Nintendo Direct 2.22.2012 - Reggie Fils-Aime Presents Nintendo Updates - 11 minutes, 57 seconds
21. Nintendo - Pokémon Direct 1.8.2013 - 11 minutes, 12 seconds
22. Wii U Developer Direct 6.11.13 - Wii U Developer Direct - Pikmin 3 @E3 2013 - 8 minutes, 14 seconds
23. Wii U & Nintendo 3DS Developer Direct 6.11.13 - Super Smash Bros. for Nintendo 3DS and Wii U @E3 2013 - 8 minutes, 13 seconds
24. Nintendo Direct 10.21.2011 - Reggie Fils-Aime Presents Nintendo Updates - 7 minutes, 29 seconds
25. Nintendo Direct Mini -- 3.13.2013 - 6 minutes, 41 seconds
26. Wii U Developer Direct - The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker HD @E3 2013 - 6 minutes, 3 seconds
27. Nintendo Direct Mini -- November 27, 2012 - 6 minutes, 27 seconds
28. Wii U Developer Direct 6.11.13 - Super Mario 3D World @E3 2013 - 5 minutes, 45 seconds
29. Nintendo Direct Mini 10.2.12 - 5 minutes, 42 seconds
30. Wii U Developer Direct 6.11.13 - Mario Kart 8 @E3 2013 - 5 minutes, 21 seconds
31. Wii U Developer Direct 6.11.13 - Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze @E3 2013 - 4 minutes, 57 seconds
32. Wii U Developer Direct - Bayonetta 2 @E3 2013 - 4 minutes, 38 seconds
Do you know what this means? This means that the 41 minute-long Direct may be the LONGEST NINTENDO DIRECT NINTENDO HAS EVER DONE.
There is a serious lack of Hyrule Warriors on this Bingo Chart
So it seems Nintendo saves X for the end (rightfully so as its their best exclusive right now imo). Cool I'll tune in for the last 15 mins.
Because you assume I'm not being sincere. Do you think I'd whip myself into a frenzy over the Vita if I didn't enjoy it? Same thing with this thread. I'm not all that big on text memes, but some of the gifs are priceless.Why can't I hold all these ironies in this post.
They gonna waste at least 10 minutes on Donkey Kong, the game just launched in Japan and soon worldwide.
So it seems Nintendo saves X for the end (rightfully so as its their best exclusive right now imo). Cool I'll tune in for the last 15 mins.
Where is Mario Golf?
Fuck even most of you guys have forgotten it exists.
They can show 5 megaton trailers in 5 minutes.
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HYPE TRAIN COMIN' FOR YOU
I haven't forgotten.
That was actually my most wanted 3DS game of 2013.
I eagerly await a release date.
Considering we haven't seen a trailer for Bayo 2 or X for 8 months now, that's not a bad thing. Anything in addition to those two are a plus.Most of the games will just be new trailers to games that have been announced there might be like ONE new game they will show...sad face.
Don't do this to me. I would love a new Endless Ocean. Why must that franchise be forsaken? It sold over a million copies.Blue World did .84 million.
now here's a separate list for announcements which are entirely outside the realm of possibility:
- Yarn Ridley announced for Smash
- Xenoblade spinoff dating sim - Players will get to know up close all the characters from the complex affinity tree featured in the original, as Riki the Nopon.
- ExciteWave - codevelped by Monster and Next Level, featuring the cast of StarFox as announcers!
- Captain Falcon's Tower Defense (eshop)
[*]Endless Ocean 3: Wario's Oil Spill Cleanup Crew. Dive into the deep to rescue precious corals and endangered wildlife, then scrub them clean of chemicals and tar in short microgame sequences using the Wii U's touch screen.
- Trauma Team X Metroid. Lead a crew of Galactic Federation Doctors as you attempt to purge the body of an unconscious Samus Aran of alien infestations. Gain new insight into the Federation's political intrigue as you attempt to balance your patient's health against the need to extract military grade biological samples.
- Prince Tricky's Brain and Meditation Training and Guide to the Louvre(3DS)
Because you assume I'm not being sincere. Do you think I'd whip myself into a frenzy over the Vita if I didn't enjoy it? Same thing with this thread. I'm not all that big on text memes, but some of the gifs are priceless.
I do hope this direct delivers for y'all. Seriously.
5 hours remain.
Most of the games will just be new trailers to games that have been announced there might be like ONE new game they will show...sad face.
Finally I can destroy Captain Falco's racer with Samus's space ship!
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HYPE TRAIN COMIN' FOR YOU
Sega to announce a new Shining game?
http://gematsu.com/2014/02/new-shining-game-announcement-coming-tonight
Don't do this to me. I would love a new Endless Ocean. Why must that franchise be forsaken? It sold over a million copies.Blue World did .84 million.
Smh lolMost of the games will just be new trailers to games that have been announced there might be like ONE new game they will show...sad face.
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Believe
Most of the games will just be new trailers to games that have been announced there might be like ONE new game they will show...sad face.
So I guess I'm probably actively wishing against what many in here actually want, haha.
All of them?Serious question: when was the last direct that didnt disappoint?
Let me put is this way, when was the hype completely justified?
Not trying to troll here, im genuinely curious.