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[OfWhiteSkinOnRedLeather]

I grab my balls to warm my hands in the winter

But your balls are cooler than the rest of your body. That's why they hang outside, rather than tucked away inside. Try your armpits instead.

 

[Mistel]

I think it's only weird when you answer yourself. At least that's what I've heard. To be honest, I'm not entirely sure what that means.

Yep I answer myself and everything.

I do the same. Really helps when I can't choose what to do.

It's not even deciding what to do it's just about literally random stuff, I just find it easier to talk to myself than others really, I don't know why I just do.

 

[jaded_up_]

It was actually based on an article I read about how men prematurely ejaculate because of excessive masturbation in our teenage years. We train ourselves to cum quickly since we're not really concerned with longevity while masturbating. We just want to get off.

That's just me trying to undo that training. Now it's just out of habit.

You can masturbate to completion. What you're saying is true but what your doing is weird.

Do this:

1) Always masterbate with lotion (oil is the best).

2) Masterbate until you're close then stop and bring yourself down. Do it again. Do this for about 30 minutes. Then you can finish. Do this whenever you masterbate.

It should help with any premature ejaculation we pick up from excessive teen masterbation.

 

[backflip10019]

wear my boxers for a week at a time since i shower once a week on sundays.

worn the same jeans every day for 2 years without washing them.

The jeans community would say you're doing it right, but come on, you need to wash those babies at least once a month or so.

And a week without changing boxers or SHOWERING? Man...

 

[OmegaX]

I close one eye, and then I press the eyelid with my palm until the air trapped inside makes a fart sound as it comes out. Then I do the same with the other eye.
I also pull my eyelashes hard until they make a pop sound.

 

[jaded_up_]

wear my boxers for a week at a time since i shower once a week on sundays.

Wtf, why do you only shower once a week? I can only assume you bathe for the rest of the days and are joking about.

 

[.GqueB.]

You can masturbate to completion. What you're saying is true but what your doing is weird.

Do this:

1) Always masterbate with lotion (oil is the best).

2) Masterbate until you're close then stop and bring yourself down. Do it again. Do this for about 30 minutes. Then you can finish. Do this whenever you masterbate.

It should help with any premature ejaculation we pick up from excessive teen masterbation.

Fuck yea

wear my boxers for a week at a time since i shower once a week on sundays.

worn the same jeans every day for 2 years without washing them.

Woah woah woooaaaahhhh. Hold the phone.

 

[NukeLaser]

I smell just about everything I come into contact with. Nothing feels right unless I know what that Dasani water bottle, pen, keyboard, phone, etc. smells like. I have done the for as long as I can remember.

 

[Santiako]

I wash my hands about fifty times a day.

 

[Mineshaft_Gap]

wear my boxers for a week at a time since i shower once a week on sundays.

worn the same jeans every day for 2 years without washing them.

 

[EdibleExplosives]

...why?

Dopamine addiction? Savouring the high, brah.

 

[RELAYER]

I only know how to masturbate via dry humping.

 

[J_Macgrady]

Yep I answer myself and everything.

It's not even deciding what to do it's just about literally random stuff, I just find it easier to talk to myself than others really, I don't know why I just do.

I'm the same way. Most of these conversations take place while I'm taking a shower. Sometimes while I'm talking to myself I end up coming up with these Kenny Smith-esque analogies do describe different aspects of life. "If your team is a bowl of cereal, you can't settle for water, you have to make the right moves and get that milk."

When I was a teenager I used to punch myself in the head in order to focus and block out thoughts while running up and down 25 flights of stairs . I hated doing it, but it felt like I couldn't concentrate without it.

 

[Shadybiz]

wear my boxers for a week at a time since i shower once a week on sundays.

worn the same jeans every day for 2 years without washing them.

Where is that Jim Carrey gagging gif when I need it?

I'm a checker. Before bed, I'll check to make sure the doors are locked, oven is off, alarm is on, etc. BUT, I'll check more than once. I've turned back and went home after driving 5 minutes to make sure I turned off the coffee pot. I don't really think it's OCD, because those people have it real rough..but it's close.

I will typically fap after a good workout. It's just what I do.

 

[Silky]

wear my boxers for a week at a time since i shower once a week on sundays.

worn the same jeans every day for 2 years without washing them.

Bruh....

 

[bcl0328]

Wtf, why do you only shower once a week? I can only assume you bathe for the rest of the days and are joking about.

i don't know. i hate getting in the shower. i have no motivation to have one. they are too much work and too time consuming.

when i shower it takes like 30-45 mins. and no i don't masturbate in them.

i don't see why i need one any sooner either. i rarely sweat and don't have any odors aside from my balls smelling just awful after a week then i know it's time. no one has ever told me i smell bad.

i typically do laundry every 2 weeks so i try to cut down on changing clothes so i have less to wash.

i guess i'm lazy as fuck. changing my boxers more often means doing laundry more often because i don't have a lot of pairs. i have 10 pairs now though since i just bought brand new ones and threw all my old ones out. they all had stains in front and back lol.

 

[omgkitty]

wear my boxers for a week at a time since i shower once a week on sundays.

 

[meadowrag]

Say what you will about stereotypes, but these threads always bring out some very questionable hygiene decisions.

 

[JinjoUnchained]

I always spit in the toilet/urinal when I pee. Without failure.

Someone explain this to me, I've always wondered why people do this. Do you sit around all day desperately needing to spit? And then the men's room is the one time you can let it out??

Me, I have a bad OCD habit of walking between the cracks on sidewalks or between the lines of tiles indoors. Don't know why; maybe just an irrational fear that one of the cracks will be swollen or broken and then I'll trip.

 

[Crub]

i guess i'm lazy as fuck. changing my boxers more often means doing laundry more often because i don't have a lot of pairs. i have 10 pairs now though since i just bought brand new ones and threw all my old ones out. they all had stains in front and back lol.

So you walk around in your shit and piss for up to a week at a time? That is unbelievably nasty.

 

[.GqueB.]

i don't know. i hate getting in the shower. i have no motivation to have one. they are too much work and too time consuming.

when i shower it takes like 30-45 mins. and no i don't masturbate in them.

i don't see why i need one any sooner either. i rarely sweat and don't have any odors aside from my balls smelling just awful after a week then i know it's time. no one has ever told me i smell bad.

i typically do laundry every 2 weeks so i try to cut down on changing clothes so i have less to wash.

i guess i'm lazy as fuck. changing my boxers more often means doing laundry more often because i don't have a lot of pairs. i have 10 pairs now though since i just bought brand new ones and threw all my old ones out. They all had stains in front and back lol.

O_O

I mean if you're not sweating a lot then I guess I can see your point (to a certain degree). I just sweat like a dog so I can't relate. After two days I'm already pretty grimy. Four to five days... yikes.

Someone explain this to me, I've always wondered why people do this. Do you sit around all day desperately needing to spit? And then the men's room is the one time you can let it out??

Really hard to explain. I feel like it may be some evolutionary thing. At some point, there was likely a reason for spitting in your own urine.

 

[olore]

I have been listening to Miami by Will Smith as a wakeup alarm for the last 3 years.

Haha high five

 

[bcl0328]

So you walk around in your shit and piss for up to a week at a time? That is unbelievably nasty.

yea i guess so. it just doesnt bother me directly so i dont think about it. like when people say they can 'feel' their teeth being filthy or dirty i just dont get that feeling. i could go for years without brushing and not feel dirty. not saying i do though, i brush every day just because i know i can get cavities or some serious gum disease. i never want a root canal. i used to not brush for a while but got a small cavity so i stopped that.

unless i am directly impacted by something then i don't care or worry about it. is there some disease i could get by not washing daily?

 

[Mistel]

when i shower it takes like 30-45 mins. i have 10 pairs now though since i just bought brand new ones and threw all my old ones out. they all had stains in front and back lol.

That is disgusting and how on earth does it take 30-45 minutes to have a shower? That's longer than when I shampoo and condition my hair..

I'm the same way. Most of these conversations take place while I'm taking a shower. Sometimes while I'm talking to myself I end up coming up with these Kenny Smith-esque analogies do describe different aspects of life. "If your team is a bowl of cereal, you can't settle for water, you have to make the right moves and get that milk."

When I was a teenager I used to punch myself in the head in order to focus and block out thoughts while running up and down 25 flights of stairs . I hated doing it, but it felt like I couldn't concentrate without it.

I don't think I could ever hurt myself to make me focus that sound horrible, I just literally can talk to myself at any point irregardless of surrounding. I suppose people just think i'm a crazy girl talking to herself, in a full conversation with an invisible person...

 

[DarkKyo]

I think some posters in here mistook the word "weird" for "absolutely disgusting" for some reason.

 

[BFIB]

Every rime i take a drink from a glass, I rub the rim that touched my mouth with my finger to get any backwash off it. As if my finger is any cleaner.

I hate the term, but goddamn is that isn't brofist material. I do the same thing.

Also, my food cannot touch. At all. If my food does touch, then I don't eat the part of the food that is touching other food.

 

[Shadybiz]

yea i guess so. it just doesnt bother me directly so i dont think about it. like when people say they can 'feel' their teeth being filthy or dirty i just dont get that feeling. i could go for years without brushing and not feel dirty. not saying i do though, i brush every day just because i know i can get cavities or some serious gum disease. i never want a root canal. i used to not brush for a while but got a small cavity so i stopped that.

unless i am directly impacted by something then i don't care or worry about it. is there some disease i could get by not washing daily?

You might smell pretty bad and not know it, man. A decent analogy would be how smokers usually don't smell the cigarette smoke on themselves, but when they walk into a room, people will notice the unmistakable smell of smoke. I've been on both sides of this. The same goes for different colognes, perfumes, etc. In short, if your shorts are dirty enough that there are poo and pee stains on them, it is quite likely that people are smelling that.

Edit: And I'm not trying to sound like a dick...just saying that this could very well be severely impacting your social life, if you care about that at all.

 

[Nintendoga]

That is disgusting and how on earth does it take 30-45 minutes to have a shower? That's longer than when I shampoo and condition my hair..

I take 30 minute showers everyday unless I'm in a hurry. I feel like that's the only time of the day where I'm truly at peace. Spend like 5-10 minutes washing myself before standing there thinking about life in general as I let the hot water hit my body.
Pretty fucking relaxing.

 

[PaulExcellent]

You can masturbate to completion. What you're saying is true but what your doing is weird.

Do this:

1) Always masterbate with lotion (oil is the best).

2) Masterbate until you're close then stop and bring yourself down. Do it again. Do this for about 30 minutes. Then you can finish. Do this whenever you masterbate.

It should help with any premature ejaculation we pick up from excessive teen masterbation.

I like it when I learn from GAF. Shit's crucial.

-I like not wearing a belt around the house and have my pants sag a bit. That shit's comfortable.
-I work better at night because others are asleep and quiet, but I listen to music anyways.
-I stand still in my shower for 30 minutes and contemplate life.
-I enjoy watching scary movies because of the characters/setting, but I'm always terrified so I watch them with friends.
-I'm always nervous when I go to the gym for no reason, so I don't talk to anyone.
-I bite my girlfriend's bum every time we're together. It just feels right

Spoiler

and could totally be a reason why I use this avatar.

 

[CheDominik]

If someone else takes a sip out of my bottle it's tainted and I won't drink out it.. Yes even when my wife does that.

 

[Sword Familiar]

-I'm always nervous when I go to the gym for no reason, so I don't talk to anyone.

Do people do this a lot where you're from? Talk to other people at the gym, I mean. I just go there, get my shit done and go home...

 

[bcl0328]

You might smell pretty bad and not know it, man. A decent analogy would be how smokers usually don't smell the cigarette smoke on themselves, but when they walk into a room, people will notice the unmistakable smell of smoke. I've been on both sides of this. The same goes for different colognes, perfumes, etc. In short, if your shorts are dirty enough that there are poo and pee stains on them, it is quite likely that people are smelling that.

Edit: And I'm not trying to sound like a dick...just saying that this could very well be severely impacting your social life, if you care about that at all.

no i get what you're saying and it's probably true. i said earlier that no one ever told me i smell and it's either them being nice or not wanting to be rude.

i know i've had broccoli in my teeth at work and no one said shit to me until i used a mirror. i will start showering more now probably.

 

[.GqueB.]

Do people do this a lot where you're from? Talk to other people at the gym, I mean. I just go there, get my shit done and go home...

I'm like this sometimes too. What confuses me to no end is that I can be bothered by, say, sipping from someones drink when it's too close to the bottom (back wash) but then I turn around and do absolutely disgusting things in bed.

Even kissing, on a very base level, is hygienically horrendous... but I don't mind. I've never understood that mentality.

 

[PaulExcellent]

Do people do this a lot where you're from? Talk to other people at the gym, I mean. I just go there, get my shit done and go home...

It's a military base, so there's a rather specific set of people that go to the gym. They talk, discuss daily topics, etc. I stay quiet unless they approach me or something. It doesn't help me that I'm the youngest one there.

I have no reason to act like that, but I do anyways. :/

 

[lethial]

every time i go in the kitchen i make sure the stove burners are set to off. one time i came home and one was set to high without being lit. the whole house smelled like gas.

after i'm done eating i check the fridge/freezer for more food.

a/c in the car and house must always be set at 72.

volume on the TV must be an even number.

i close my kitchen blinds just in case someone is watching me.

wear my boxers for a week at a time since i shower once a week on sundays.

worn the same jeans every day for 2 years without washing them.

I bet you're that smelly guy everybody talks about when you're not around for being disgusting

 

[javac]

- Whenever I walk around outside from place to place (like from a class to another, cinema to the car, restaurant etc) I constantly think to myself if I have everything and I do it in a particular order. Whenever I get distracted or someone talks to me I have to start over in my head and I can't relax until I do so. I do the same as soon as I get home too.

- When I get in bed I do the exact same but instead of clothes it's if I've done everything like tidy up and if I turned the lights off, lock the doors etc.

Slowly doing it less and less because it's fucking ridiculous. When I come home I want to get out of my clothes and get into bed not stand in my room making sure I have everything meticulously. I know I have my phone on me and yes I have my underwear on so why do I have to go over everything?

To be fair I have a lot of shit on me when I'm at University in my bag so I have to make sure I have my phone, headphones, HDD, debit card on me but still... Should be a quick second and it shouldn't annoy me and make me unfocused and I don't need to go through EVERYTHING.

- I also talk to myself. Most of the time in my head. When alone I sometimes to so under my breath. The language I use is as if I'm talking to another person but I don't refer to them. and I always do it when it have to make a decision. "Well the game looks great but..." etc. I guess it helps me evaluate things.

 

[Tesseract]

i eat pizza crust out, skaters gonna skate.

 

[KillGore]

I chew on water bottle caps.

I smell just about everything I come into contact with. Nothing feels right unless I know what that Dasani water bottle, pen, keyboard, phone, etc. smells like. I have done the for as long as I can remember.

One thing that I always make sure when I am eating my lunch or dinner is to leave one small portion of the best thing till last. This give me awesome feeling in my mouth

I do all of this

When I fill up my gas tank and it automatically shuts off, I always put a little more in even though the signs say not to top off your tank.

Also this. Fuck you gas station, I decide when to finish, not you.

 

[AceOcelot]

I converse with myself while taking a shit.

now this, this is just

 

[hydrophilic attack]

I write furry erotica and sext as a horse

 

[Verelios]

I think it's only weird when you answer yourself. At least that's what I've heard. To be honest, I'm not entirely sure what that means.

I do this, but to be fair it's always purely mental.

I always have to finish a set of reps with end of set x or x, and it always has to be one or a multiple of 5. Like say I'm doing push ups, I need to do the amount then like five saying ebd of set x or x.

 

[Hoodbury]

i will start showering more now probably.

If you want to start small I would probably start with changing your underwear more often before you start showering more often. Seems like an easier thing to change and then build up to showering more often.

Habits are hard to break so make it easier on yourself. Changing your underwear shouldn't be too hard to do I wouldn't think; where taking a shower more often would require editing up your entire daily schedule to make time for it.

 

[Sword Familiar]

I'm like this sometimes too. What confuses me to no end is that I can be bothered by, say, sipping from someones drink when it's too close to the bottom (back wash) but then I turn around and do absolutely disgusting things in bed.

Even kissing, on a very base level, is hygienically horrendous... but I don't mind. I've never understood that mentality.

I can understand not wanting to sip the last part of someone's drink, there's usually a lot of saliva in there by then.

It's a military base, so there's a rather specific set of people that go to the gym. They talk, discuss daily topics, etc. I stay quiet unless they approach me or something. It doesn't help me that I'm the youngest one there.

I have no reason to act like that, but I do anyways. :/

Ah, that explains it. I would probably talk to people if I knew everyone even on a basic level. But then again, as I said, at the end of the day, when I'm at the gym I just want to get my exercise in and be done with it.

 

[PaulExcellent]

I write furry erotica and sext as a horse

you wanna talk or something later cause two of my friends and i are interested bub

Ah, that explains it. I would probably talk to people if I knew everyone even on a basic level. But then again, as I said, at the end of the day, when I'm at the gym I just want to get my exercise in and be done with it.

Yeah. I just want to do what I got to do.
I just don't want to come off as a jerk, but... it's just something I do. :/

 

[Broder Salsa]

I grab my balls to warm my hands in the winter

Weird things or human nature?

 

[Woorloog]

Count me to "long showers" group.

 

[Mistel]

I take 30 minute showers everyday unless I'm in a hurry. I feel like that's the only time of the day where I'm truly at peace. Spend like 5-10 minutes washing myself before standing there thinking about life in general as I let the hot water hit my body.
Pretty fucking relaxing.

The longest I'm in there for is about 20 minutes, If I didn't share the bathroom with so many other people then I'd probably have a nice relaxing bath for a long while...

 

[Sword Familiar]

The longest I'm in there for is about 20 minutes, If I didn't share the bathroom with so many other people then I'd probably have a nice relaxing bath for a long while...

I take long showers if I'm not in a hurry. I have a bathtub, but I never take baths. It's quite wasted on me. I want a shower cabinet instead.

 

[PirateKing]

How is taking long showers weird? Wut?

My max is probably 15-20mins once every two weeks when I got the time.

 

[Mistel]

I take long showers if I'm not in a hurry. I have a bathtub, but I never take baths. It's quite wasted on me. I want a shower cabinet instead.

I would rather have a nice bath that I can fit all of me in, my legs are too long so about half my torso sticks above the water line lol, unless I fill it up nearly to the brim and that takes forever. If my house actually had a decent bath tub i'd never let anyone else get a look in.