The Worst Date You've Been On?

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I was recently thinking about this, and mine isn't actually so terrible. I asked an older gal out (only like six years older, and I was 26) and she didn't laugh at a single one of my jokes. I was giving her my A material, and absolutely nothing. I still paid for dinner and drove her home, but neither of us mentioned even 'see ya later' or anything like that.

So what have your worst dates been like?
 
I've said this a million times on GAF, and I'll say it a million more.

Chick I was on a date with farted loudly to the point where the whole restaurant went dead silent.

She turns to them saying, "DA FUCK YA'LL looking at!?"

I wanted to die on the spot.
 
TacticalFox88 said:
I've said this a million times on GAF, and I'll say it a million more.

Chick I was on a date with farted loudly to the point where the whole restaurant went dead silent.

She turns to them saying, "DA FUCK YA'LL looking at!?"

I wanted to die on the spot.
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I always thought that shit like this happens only in Tyler Perry's movies.
 
TacticalFox88 said:
I've said this a million times on GAF, and I'll say it a million more.

Chick I was on a date with farted loudly to the point where the whole restaurant went dead silent.

She turns to them saying, "DA FUCK YA'LL looking at!?"

I wanted to die on the spot.
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"Bill, please."

That's what I would have said.
 
Worst date was a casual lunch date a few months ago. After lunch while waiting for dessert, she starts getting more forward with me. Keep in mind this is a casual thing, and only our first date. After we get to her place, she just wants to... do things.

Yeah, no; I wasn't looking for a quick thrill, I was genuinely looking forward to a possible connection, friendship, and of course romance. Worst part was that before the actual date, she seemed to want to take things nice and slow as well. It's sad when someone acts a certain way before you go out with them, and then shows a side that you're just not comfortable with.
 
Met a girl on okc. She looked cute in her photos and we got along well. When she showed up she was at least 50lbs heavier, balding, looked like he had just crawled out of bed on a hang over, and all of my jokes seemed to fly totally over her head. Awful.

Another that makes me cringe is when I got a date with this really good looking fashion woman. She contacted me as well. It was my first time meeting a girl online and i was a bit nervous. All night she was hinting that she wants to fuck me, even to a point of saying she wants sex. I have no idea why but all of her blatant advances flew over my head because I was so focused on not making an arse of myself. I left with nothing more than a cheek kiss and it suddenly hit me what I had done. So bad. What was wrong with me?!
 
HUELEN10 said:
Yeah, no; I wasn't looking for a quick thrill, I was genuinely looking forward to a possible connection, friendship, and of course romance. Worst part was that before the actual date, she seemed to want to take things nice and slow as well. It's sad when someone acts a certain way before you go out with them, and then shows a side that you're just not comfortable with.
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Darklord said:
Another that makes me cringe is when I got a date with this really good looking fashion woman. She contacted me as well. It was my first time meeting a girl online and i was a bit nervous. All night she was hinting that she wants to fuck me, even to a point of saying she wants sex. I have no idea why but all of her blatant advances flew over my head because I was so focused on not making an arse of myself. I left with nothing more than a cheek kiss and it suddenly hit me what I had done. So bad. What was wrong with me?!
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Lol no offense guys, but sounds fake. Pics or it didn't happen. JK.
 
Probably a double-date that one of my good friends back in college asked me to go on, I knew he was pretty interested in the other girl so I agreed.

Me and my 'date' just weren't compatible at all, just had to bare with the awkwardness for my friend's sake, didn't work out for him either.
 
Hello! First post, just been verified! Anyway, here we go:

When I first returned to London after living abroad for two years, I was keen to get out and about. I managed to set up a date through an old colleage of mine. She was gorgeous, but unfortunately, her personality left much to be desired. She constantly asked me how much money I made, boasted about her collection of designer bags, and she spat when she talked. Lovely.

The worst part (that also brought a swift end to the date) was when she managed to spill a glass of white wine on my lap - she found this hilarious, and as you can imagine, the sound of her guffawing - literally, I had become a joke now - riled me up massively. I got up from the table, told her I was going to clean myself up, and walked towards the men's room...then, when she wasn't looking, headed straight for the exit, jumped in my car and began to drive home.

I didn't hear from her again...I definitely wouldn't do that now (this happened 8 years ago, and I'm no longer an ass, promise!) but damn, I felt like she deserved that. Sorry!
 
I made a date with a girl that I worked with, which already made me nervous. Then she brought her 15-year-old brother along.

Yeah.
 
Verses said:
Hello! First post, just been verified! Anyway, here we go:

When I first returned to London after living abroad for two years, I was keen to get out and about. I managed to set up a date through an old colleage of mine. She was gorgeous, but unfortunately, her personality left much to be desired. She constantly asked me how much money I made, boasted about her collection of designer bags, and she spat when she talked. Lovely.

The worst part (that also brought a swift end to the date) was when she managed to spill a glass of white wine on my lap - she found this hilarious, and as you can imagine, the sound of her guffawing - literally, I had become a joke now - riled me up massively. I got up from the table, told her I was going to clean myself up, and walked towards the men's room...then, when she wasn't looking, headed straight for the exit, jumped in my car and began to drive home.

I didn't hear from her again...I definitely wouldn't do that now (this happened 8 years ago, and I'm no longer an ass, promise!) but damn, I felt like she deserved that. Sorry!
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I don't get stuff like this. You don't have the balls to just tell her you're leaving? How much worse could it get anyway?
 
HUELEN10 said:
Worst date was a casual lunch date a few months ago. After lunch while waiting for dessert, she starts getting more forward with me. Keep in mind this is a casual thing, and only our first date. After we get to her place, she just wants to... do things.
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Yeah, I just hate when women want to have sex with me on a first date.

What kind of slut do they think I am?
 
Dennis said:
Yeah, I just hate when women want to have sex with me on a first date.

What kind of slut do they think I am?
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I feel that's uncalled for; besides, the main issue is saying you're one way, then acting another; it's not genuine, it's not right, and it's just a sad occurrence. You feel used in a way.
 
I've got a dark one, hope it doesn't get you down too much.

First date, she's all sullen and won't really open up. I'm doing all the work. She then says she's got something she really has to tell me, needs to get it off her chest or she won't be able to relax around me. Tells me the last date she told this to heard it, stood up, put his coat on and walked out. So I'm like okay. I brace myself for the worst; the drug habit, the penis, whatever, but nothing prepared me for what came next. She starts spilling loads of dark stuff from her past, like how her uncle used to sexually abuse her when she was six years old and he went to prison. It tore her family apart and he recently killed himself in jail. And that her mum had cancer, went into remiss, came back with a new lease on life and started cheating on her husband (I know, she broke bad), and the whole family knows it and does nothing. Girl had more skeletons than the Tomb of fuckin' Giants. And she's not one of these freakishly strong people who still remain outwardly sunny and positive despite all the bad things they've endured, she was very clearly wrecked.

So I sit there listening as our first date becomes like an epic therapy session but I don't bail, I'm a decent enough sort to just be there for her, listen to it all and talk her through her problems, and just let her know that's it's okay and I'm able to see past those things. I was raised well, I thought this was the right thing to do. I got Mother Theresa syndrome, I thought she needed a decent break in life. Someone who cared. WRONG.gif

Worst fucking mistake I ever made. Girl was all kinds of fucked up, and not the kind you can soldier on through. Cheated on me with a co-worker and refused to accept she did anything wrong. After the break-up she got engaged to the new guy the very next month and moved in with him; he ended up leaving her six weeks before the wedding. She was forced to leave her job because she got caught stealing money from her friend's/co-worker's purses in plain sight. And again, unable to understand her fault. That relationship was like falling down a rabbit hole of fucked up. I know it might sound judgemental considering everything she's been through, but I know now that if I did what the previous date did and just stood up, put my coat on and walked out, I would've saved months of headache.
 
TacticalFox88 said:
I've said this a million times on GAF, and I'll say it a million more.

Chick I was on a date with farted loudly to the point where the whole restaurant went dead silent.

She turns to them saying, "DA FUCK YA'LL looking at!?"

I wanted to die on the spot.
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I'm dying.

My worst is probably the one where we went for a walk and pretty much the whole hour she just kept complaining about everything in her life. I almost wanted to kill myself right there, that's how depressing that date was.

That or one where a girl brought her friend along. Her much prettier and funnier friend to add. Almost wanted to ditch the original girl and keep dating the friend.
 
Met a girl, we went to a restaurant and only stayed for about 30 minutes and then she said "I don't feel well" and we both went home after that. Ooof!
 
It was a very short date that ended quickly because I couldn't handle the giant hair growing out of her chin. Pull those things!
 
I had a date arranged for 5pm in Brighton but foolishly met up with a friend in the morning and went to the pub. 4 pints later got the train to Brighton, met up with my date and had a couple more pints. Everything was going extremely well, moved on to another pub, had another couple of pints and then I feel asleep at the table when she went out for a fag.

Managed to wake up for a little while, think we went to another venue and I kept falling asleep. Next thing I know, I'm waking up on a train, no idea where it was going until I hear the announcement of the next stop being Bedford, 80 miles ish from Kentish Town in London, the stop I should've got off at.

Needless to say, there wasn't a second date although I did at least phone her to apologise for being such a twat.
 
Gustav said:
At least in Germany, we have no dating culture comparable to the US.
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You mean the US, UK and France?

UK citizen here, been on dates both here and on the continent. So uh, yeah. I wouldn't know about Germany, but dating culture is definitely a thing here in Europe.
 
I was going to have a date with this hot chick, I saved for a month so we can have lobster (it wasn't a first date). Send my fancy clothes to the dry cleaners and came back to pick it. They confused it with another one that was the same clothes but XL sized, I was small to medium frame at that time, so I look like 14 year old putting a T-shirt for the first time

When I went from, the friend was ready at all. She actually forgot, she tried to pretend she didn't but her eyebrows weren't done and she got dress up in like 10 minutes. Date went pretty normal but it got such a bad start that I just wanted to cancel it outright.
 
My wife has a great one. Her childhood friend asked her out on a date. So, to be clear, she's known this guy forever. She convinces a mutual friend of ours to make it a double date, because she isn't actually comfortable with the idea of dating this guy.
So they go on a double date, and her date decides that they are going to go bowling. When they go to rent the lanes and the shoes, he starts loudly complaining about how expensive everything is, and proudly proclaiming that at least he brought a coupon. My wife rolls her eyes, but goes on.
They go down to the lane and the guy insists on being the one to type the names into the scoring computer. He puts in his name, then types in the name, "Valerie."
Our mutual friend says, "Wait, who is Valerie?"
Her date points at my wife. Again this was someone that has known her since CHILDHOOD.
Our friend says, "Her name isn't Valerie."
Her date frowns. "It isn't?"
After bowling they went to McDonalds for cheap ice cream cones, which were also his idea and which he also complained about. Our friend discreetly told her about the name thing, and she swore to never go out with this idiot again.
 
Was set up by a friend of a friend. Was told we'd "really hit it off", have a lot in common. I picked a relatively classy (expensive) restaurant close to my house for dinner, they specialize in wine. I usually avoid going so formal for the first date but based on what I was told, she would dig it. I go with a button down and favorite blazer. I order wine before she arrives.

She shows 35 minutes late up looking like a college freshmen who rolled out of bed for her 9 am Monday class after after a rough weekend (she was 23). Sweatpants and a hoody. The restaurant is fairly small, confident to say every single person turned their head as she made her way to my table. I almost considered pretending to be someone else, but we had already swapped pictures. Sits down, immediately checks her phone. After a few seconds she looks up and apologizes for being late. Explains she doesn't really want to be here but promised her friend she would go. Neat. I ask why she didn't just cancel. Seemed reasonable to ask. She scoffs, says that I'm lucky she showed up at all. "I could have stayed home and just blown this off, but I didn't". I don't get mad, just ask for my check from the waiter. After a few minutes of uncomfortable silence, I pay for my wine and leave.

A few days later the friend of a friend apologized for her, explaining that she was "going through some stuff". I think they set us up just to get her out of the house post-breakup or something. Not sure.
 
Gustav said:
As an European, I've never been on a "date".
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i'm american, but i've never been too keen on "dating" either. usually the time i spend with prospective partners is with other friends, just hanging out and drinking or whatever. and eventually we'll begin to do things on our own but it feels goofy calling it a "date" at that point in the relationship
 
Winterfang said:
I was going to have a date with this hot chick, I saved for a month so we can have lobster (it wasn't a first date). Send my fancy clothes to the dry cleaners and came back to pick it. They confused it with another one that was the same clothes but XL sized, I was small to medium frame at that time, so I look like 14 year old putting a T-shirt for the first time

When I went from, the friend was ready at all. She actually forgot, she tried to pretend she didn't but her eyebrows weren't done and she got dress up in like 10 minutes. Date went pretty normal but it got such a bad start that I just wanted to cancel it outright.
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The first line in the second paragraph is a bit confusing but I'm more curious about your fancy clothes. Did you wear the XL clothing to the date?

Bomber Bob said:
wait, how does finding a suitable mate works in Germany?
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I was in a fwb relationship with a German girl studying in the states for her PhD. Is that what he means?
 
First date. Maybe like 13. Went to the cinema but she didnt want to see any movie so we went to grab some mcdonalds.. she said she felt ill I ate her meal.

She got picked up by her parents. I looked stupid as fuck because I was in my Grunge teen stage.

I cringe when I think about it.
 
Went on a blind date with a girl that a friend of mine said "looks pretty good". She shows up with a decent face but was way bigger than I was expecting. All through out dinner she was saying annoying things and I was trying to hurry things along and be nice at the same time because I wanted to get out there. Drove her back to her car and she kept hinting she wanted me to take her home. On one hand you had me trying to gently ease her out of my truck saying obvious lies like "oh man I'm so tired I think I'm gonna go home and hit the sack" it was like 8:00 PM. Then on the other side she's saying shit like "hey lets go hang out at your place" The whole thing was awkward as fuck but I finally got her to get the hint and get out of my damn truck.
 
CarpeDeezNutz said:
The first line in the second paragraph is a bit confusing but I'm more curious about your fancy clothes. Did you wear the XL clothing to the date?



I was in a fwb relationship with a German girl studying in the states for her PhD. Is that what he means?
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Sorry I might had confused the names of the places, you get your fancy clothes (suits, t-shirts) to get cleaned and get the wrinkles out. Someone went the same day with the exact set of clothes just 2 sizes bigger, I only found out when I put my clothes on. Yes I out on the oversized clothes and looked like a jackass.

RetroGamer42 said:
Yeah, but why on earth would you complain about it in front of a date?
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I complained about the price in front of my coworkers. They complained also, the I said "first round's on me" and they cheered.
 
I was a few months graduated from high school and was living in my own place. I made out with my second girlfriend in our couch, the first time she'd ever made out with anyone. She was so nervous that she ran into the kitchen a few minutes into it and barfed her lungs out into the sink. She came back in a few minutes later and wanted to resume. I actually can't remember if we did not not (it was over 15 years ago).

(I married my third girlfriend.)
 
OKCupid date, where the second she first saw me, the look on her face said that if the had an eject switch she would've flipped that thing fast.
 
HUELEN10 said:
Worst date was a casual lunch date a few months ago. After lunch while waiting for dessert, she starts getting more forward with me. Keep in mind this is a casual thing, and only our first date. After we get to her place, she just wants to... do things.

Yeah, no; I wasn't looking for a quick thrill, I was genuinely looking forward to a possible connection, friendship, and of course romance. Worst part was that before the actual date, she seemed to want to take things nice and slow as well. It's sad when someone acts a certain way before you go out with them, and then shows a side that you're just not comfortable with.
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That was always a problem for me when I was dating/looking for people.

It seems that telling people that you aren't looking for/don't want sex/do want a serious relationship is like putting a big "Try to seduce me" sign over your head or something. It was really annoying.
 
Winterfang said:
When I went from, the friend was ready at all. She actually forgot, she tried to pretend she didn't but her eyebrows weren't done and she got dress up in like 10 minutes. Date went pretty normal but it got such a bad start that I just wanted to cancel it outright.
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Girl didn't do her eyebrows?

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Met up with a girl from match.com and boy was she good at not having anything interesting to talk about. Oh and to top it off, she brought her friend without telling me (and her dog). I tried to make conversation, but it did not happen. Tried all my usual talking points trying to find common interests, but got almost nothing. Should've been a red flag when I talked to her over IM and she couldn't hold a conversation there either.
 
TacticalFox88 said:
I've said this a million times on GAF, and I'll say it a million more.

Chick I was on a date with farted loudly to the point where the whole restaurant went dead silent.

She turns to them saying, "DA FUCK YA'LL looking at!?"

I wanted to die on the spot.
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dolemite said:
I always thought that shit like this happens only in Tyler Perry's movies.
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Haha

Shaanyboi said:
The one where my date didn't even show
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I've had this before. I fucking hate flakes. I make sure to let them know too.
 
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