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[kiryogi]

Some great stories in here, good and bad. Thanks for the reads so far! It's uplifting to read both, especially the stories that have had some issues, but ended up still going. I cheer for you folks absolutely!

I don't have one in particularly to share personally. Other than that I've been seeing this girl on and off for over a year now. I'm positive its a mix of me misreading intimacy cues and being absolutely inexperienced. But the only real big mess up I can think of. . . Was it our first date or second date? I ended up forgetting where the hell I parked. We ended up wandering the entire garage for maybe half an hour or more. More so even in the rain, as the complex was huge. She was super cool about it, I THINK, but she doesn't ever recall it or at least doesn't think about the bad stuff we've been through. Going forward though, the next date I did end up taking a picture of the stall, she was amused by that.

I'm also positive there was one point where she had me over at her place and was clearly hinting at wanting me to make some moves, but I was clearly too nervous and kept my distance. Honestly, thinking about it, I don't think I've really had a bad experience with her besides the parking incident. Just at most I haven't been intimate with her.

Tl;dr - Psycho kid I met on bus takes me to mall cafeteria to shop for garbage cans.

Spoiler

*First mistake, I know.

Nothing off at all on your end, that guy was definitely weird and giving out massive red flags. Especially with his followup. . . and then 1 year later.

 

[Yanikins111]

Asked a chick out to the movies.

She turned up with her friends.



Asked a girl out to a really fancy restaurant.

She dressed for mcDonalds.



Im thinking maybe my communication skills need some work.

 

[Fare Godmace]

I
This other date, well, the story is much shorter.

I tell this girl I had been talking with, and met already once, that I'd be late for our date by about 10 minutes or so. When I arrive, I find that she's wearing a horse mask. She says it's my punishment for being late, and refuses to take it off. I asked if we could at least hang at her place and I'll order us pizza and rent a movie, to which she agrees. However, she insists to greet the pizza delivery guy with the mask on. So there's this hot girl in a small red dress and a damned horse mask. Oh, by the way, she's making horse noises while I pay the guy. I was so embarrassed, but thought it was funny. While hanging out she puts the moves on me to start to make out but she still refuses to take the mask off, insisting again that it's my punishment for being late.

It was really awkward. It killed the mood and excused myself - I didn't call her again.

Come on, man, this is hilarious! :lol She sounds like a keeper.

Spoiler

I understand how it could be awkward for you if it was only your second date, you really need to trust each other well to pull that one off

I'm always 5-10 minutes late... My SO should totally do this to me one day, maybe I'd finally learn my lesson.

Anyways, I don't really have any remarkable terrible dates. Just a couple that ended abruptly because of some argument, but it always happened at her house so we didn't have a public fight nor anything like that.

 

[Ghostandgoblin]

Mine is quite recent:

I had a date with a local chick about getting in a serious relationship. I was doing okay, but upon further reflection, two questions sunk me like the Titanic.

"Why do you want to be with me",
and
"Have you been with a girl before".

I said that I wanted to be with her because of my current position and how I want to go up the ladder, and that I 've never been with a girl before when I actually know my way around ladies.

I sent her a text clarifying my statements, but the damage was done. My mom's disappointed in me, and now I'm a nervous wreck. This was my best shot at getting full time relationship, and I blew it. Is there anything I can do or say at this point in time, or am I screwed? I have a date coach who was with me at the date, and she's going to try to rescue this, but am I just going to be a part-timer lover forever?

 

[Nephtis]

Come on, man, this is hilarious! :lol She sounds like a keeper.

Spoiler

I understand how it could be awkward for you if it was only your second date, you really need to trust each other well to pull that one off

I'm always 5-10 minutes late... My SO should totally do this to me one day, maybe I'd finally learn my lesson.

Anyways, I don't really have any remarkable terrible dates. Just a couple that ended abruptly because of some argument, but it always happened at her house so we didn't have a public fight nor anything like that.

yay, Ragnarok Online!

But yeah, in retrospect it is pretty funny -- and i guess wanting to make out while still wearing that mask further reinforces that I needed to learn a lesson. I had told her well ahead of time that I'd be late however, and it was due to working late. And, y'know, it was *super* awkward. Which is a shame, because I really liked talking to her. It just really threw me off for some reason. I guess she wasn't all that interested either because she didn't make an attempt to contact me, so I guess that's that.

 

[kiryogi]

Come on, man, this is hilarious! :lol She sounds like a keeper.

Spoiler

I understand how it could be awkward for you if it was only your second date, you really need to trust each other well to pull that one off

I'm always 5-10 minutes late... My SO should totally do this to me one day, maybe I'd finally learn my lesson.

Anyways, I don't really have any remarkable terrible dates. Just a couple that ended abruptly because of some argument, but it always happened at her house so we didn't have a public fight nor anything like that.

This, agreed though that does require more of a connection to work out, but it sounds like to me that this girl has one hell of a sense of humor.

 

[Verses]

I don't get stuff like this. You don't have the balls to just tell her you're leaving? How much worse could it get anyway?

Not that it is an excuse; but I felt humiliated...and I was a proud 18 year old!

 

[tringworldso]

Mine is quite recent:

I had a date with a local chick about getting in a serious relationship. I was doing okay, but upon further reflection, two questions sunk me like the Titanic.

"Why do you want to be with me",
and
"Have you been with a girl before".

I said that I wanted to be with her because of my current position and how I want to go up the ladder, and that I 've never been with a girl before when I actually know my way around ladies.

I sent her a text clarifying my statements, but the damage was done. My mom's disappointed in me, and now I'm a nervous wreck. This was my best shot at getting full time relationship, and I blew it. Is there anything I can do or say at this point in time, or am I screwed? I have a date coach who was with me at the date, and she's going to try to rescue this, but am I just going to be a part-timer lover forever?

For people who might be confused:
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=775355

 

[Browny]

I took a date to the cinema. Choice of films at the time included the first Harry Potter film - not my cup of tea, so suggested we watch a comedy, which she agreed to.

Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back.

The opening rap scene, the romantic part of me died a little death. She wasn't impressed.

Still, dated for a month, and was my first introduction to Kevin Smith. A win in my book.

 

[niunhuiio]

Awkward double date in the courtyard in 9th grade. It felt like we were playing the waiting game.

 

[Darren870]

Mine is quite recent:

I had a date with a local chick about getting in a serious relationship. I was doing okay, but upon further reflection, two questions sunk me like the Titanic.

"Why do you want to be with me",
and
"Have you been with a girl before".

I said that I wanted to be with her because of my current position and how I want to go up the ladder, and that I 've never been with a girl before when I actually know my way around ladies.

I sent her a text clarifying my statements, but the damage was done. My mom's disappointed in me, and now I'm a nervous wreck. This was my best shot at getting full time relationship, and I blew it. Is there anything I can do or say at this point in time, or am I screwed? I have a date coach who was with me at the date, and she's going to try to rescue this, but am I just going to be a part-timer lover forever?

3/10 for effort.

The 3DS one about the sex lists in the I gave a girl my number thread was so much better.

Never really had a bad date, only been on a few due to long term girlfriends.

 

[Jedeye Sniv]

I had a date arranged for 5pm in Brighton but foolishly met up with a friend in the morning and went to the pub. 4 pints later got the train to Brighton, met up with my date and had a couple more pints. Everything was going extremely well, moved on to another pub, had another couple of pints and then I feel asleep at the table when she went out for a fag.

Managed to wake up for a little while, think we went to another venue and I kept falling asleep. Next thing I know, I'm waking up on a train, no idea where it was going until I hear the announcement of the next stop being Bedford, 80 miles ish from Kentish Town in London, the stop I should've got off at.

Needless to say, there wasn't a second date although I did at least phone her to apologise for being such a twat.

Classic! And didn't you fall asleep in the pub on your first date with your new lady? Jimbor knows how to treat a lady.

 

[Foghorn Leghorn]

Damn, I don't know if that's worse or just as bad. Any idea what possessed her to do that?

It was a year after graduation and his parents kicked him out for never keeping a job for more then two shifts. He was living at our other friends house in a poor white trash neighborhood.

She was one of the neighbors and he liked her. Her family was one of the "crime families" of the area. Her brother and a neighbor kid had just been sent to prison for armed robbery of a movie theater, another neighbor was a machinist and was convicted for turning guns from semi auto's into full auto. The people were nice but you always needed to mind your business and not get involved with them.

So to answer your question it was just her personality at the time and he should have known better, she was only 16 and still in HS also. Everyone had warned him to stay away from her, but he wanted sex(he never got it from her though lol).

I see her family and stuff on Facebook and they have all turned out good even her brother after eventually leaving prison. The family owns a chain of drive up coffee stands and do really good business.

My friend turned into a dick, he hasn't really talked to me since I joined army a few months later.

 

[Foghorn Leghorn]

Come on, man, this is hilarious! :lol She sounds like a keeper. I understand how it could be awkward for you if it was only your second date, you really need to trust each other well to pull that one off

What's the deal with horse masks, is it a new fad, like those finger mustaches were?

For people who might be confused:
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=775355

He got me, the mom part sealed it for me lol.

 

[FreeMufasa]

Lol y'all some corny ass mofos :lol

Most recent I can remember was some chick who gassed up her ex bf the whole date and how much she still loves him...then asked to be my girl after.......told her to swerve

 

[sn00zer]

My worst was without question this girl I met over the internet back in 2004. Can't believe it's been 10 years. Anyway, I don't remember where on the net that we met, but she was hot as hell. I was about 23, I think she was 21.

I could go into detail but i'll try keep it short, I pulled up in front of her apartment and she was already waiting outside, while she was walking to my car I was so damn excited because I knew she was down to get down and she was so ridiculously good looking, and on top of that, had a great personality, we talked for weeks before meeting and she seemed great.

Then it suddenly all went to hell when she got into my car. She smelled so damn bad, like, unbelievably bad. Sifting through garbage surrounded by vomit, feces, feet and a dead fish on a hot day couldn't have smelled as foul as this woman.

I had plans for the evening and the first was to go down to the beach and just have a walk, talk and what not, then head for drinks nearby. Driving down there was so uncomfortable. I had my AC on in the car but the smell was so bad that I turned it off and cranked all the windows the hell down.

We get to the beach and we walk for about 10 minutes, talking, yadda yadda. Then she suggests we sit down, I agree.

The moment we sit down this girl is all over me, sits on my lap, starts kissing my neck and not giving a damn as to who is watching and I thought I was going to puke, I think I held my breath for a good minute before I got extremely lucky and got a call on my cell from a buddy, I pretended that I had to go, ending the date short and dropping her off.

I stopped talking to her after that day even though she tried to contact me several times and normally I'd tell a girl I wasn't interested, and for what reasons, but how do you tell someone they smell so bad it makes you dizzy? She looked so clean though, she looked like she recently had a shower, I dunno, it was nasty as hell. First and last time I met up with someone over the internet.


tldr: She was beautiful but reeked like hot garbage.

This very much sounds like someone with a gland disorder, which is sad. Its a know thing where just eating food makes your sweat reek, probably why she was going online for dates.

 

[terrisus]

What.

Yeah, I know, $500 doesn't buy much of a ring.
Still, I also had to deal with paying $200-a-month phone bills.

 

[Foghorn Leghorn]

Yeah, I know, $500 doesn't buy much of a ring.
Still, I also had to deal with paying $200-a-month phone bills.

I think he meant that you were 15, it was your first girlfriend and you bought her an engagement ring. To most people that seems a little strange.

 

[terrisus]

I think he meant that you were 15, it was your first girlfriend and you bought her an engagement ring. To most people that seems a little strange.

Well, I'm certainly more than a little strange.

 

[Moff]

my first and only blind date ever, I was 21, met her in a chatroom
met at the train station, she was incredibly cute, at least a 9/10, made me pretty nervous instantly
went to a small bar near the station
she revealed she was actually 17 and not 19 like in her profile because she digs older men, nervousness intensifies
she revealed she wasnt only into bdsm (which I knew) but also had a hardcore dom/sub relationship with a 40+ year old man before me, nervousness explodes

I had actually go to the toilet and throw up at that point (I already didnt feel well before the date)
goddamn why do I even write this up, it feels much worse than I imagined

anyway after the date she wanted to go hiking in the evening around the river which was nearby, I had to refuse because I didnt feel better at that point.
and of course she didnt really answer my messages the next day, only some bullshit excuses

goddamn

 

[kai3345]

the one where she collapsed in my shower and i thought she died

 

[isual]

This is a great thread.

All my bad stuff was in highschool, and a bit in junior college. After I transferred to a Uni, I pretty much focused on school and did a bit of RB.

What I've learned is to never put a girl before yourself (unless she likes you more), and if you want something from a girl, tell her straight up what you want. Make it clear.

 

[-PXG-]

I'm lucky that I've never had a truly terrible date in my life. I've had boring ones but nothing totally dreadful. I guess the worst was with this Jesus freak (nice gal though) who got pissed when I talked shit about Rachel Ray (cooking lady). She really didn't like that for some reason. I guess it was my fault but the fact she was uber religious didn't help. It's not like that was a bad thing. It was merely something that made us incompatible from the start. Plus she had severe food allergies. Poor thing

the one where she collapsed in my shower and i thought she died

EXPLAIN. We need to know.

 

[H.Protagonist]

He probably put you through all that after discovering you didn't like Mexican food in general. For shame!

That aside, how clueless does a guy have to be to put someone they're on a date with through all that? I mean, come on!

I think you're right. He was so stunned by my dislike of his favorite food that he orchestrated the ultimate revenge! Shopping for garbage cans!

But, yeah. I don't know what his deal was. He did seem a bit arrogant, or over confident(?), but maybe because of his age he was trying extra hard to seem cool and above it all? Or maybe PUA nonsense? Treat her like she's not worth your full attention and she'll try harder? Fuck if I know.

Some great stories in here, good and bad. Thanks for the reads so far! It's uplifting to read both, especially the stories that have had some issues, but ended up still going. I cheer for you folks absolutely!

I don't have one in particularly to share personally. Other than that I've been seeing this girl on and off for over a year now. I'm positive its a mix of me misreading intimacy cues and being absolutely inexperienced. But the only real big mess up I can think of. . . Was it our first date or second date? I ended up forgetting where the hell I parked. We ended up wandering the entire garage for maybe half an hour or more. More so even in the rain, as the complex was huge. She was super cool about it, I THINK, but she doesn't ever recall it or at least doesn't think about the bad stuff we've been through. Going forward though, the next date I did end up taking a picture of the stall, she was amused by that.

I'm also positive there was one point where she had me over at her place and was clearly hinting at wanting me to make some moves, but I was clearly too nervous and kept my distance. Honestly, thinking about it, I don't think I've really had a bad experience with her besides the parking incident. Just at most I haven't been intimate with her.



Nothing off at all on your end, that guy was definitely weird and giving out massive red flags. Especially with his followup. . . and then 1 year later.

Sooo many flags by the end, right? I don't wonder if maybe he was embarrassed that I so directly explained why I didn't want to see him again (not that he left me much choice with his incessant messaging after). Some guys really, really don't take that well, and he was pretty young to boot (fufufu). His call later was a definite thank-god-this-didn't-go-further sign.

Glad your worst is just losing the car. That can be pretty cute and it sounds like she took it well. Nice find! Good luck moving forward. Don't be so shy!

the one where she collapsed in my shower and i thought she died

Well, now. That IS awkward.

 

[Philia]

I was recently thinking about this, and mine isn't actually so terrible. I asked an older gal out (only like six years older, and I was 26) and she didn't laugh at a single one of my jokes. I was giving her my A material, and absolutely nothing. I still paid for dinner and drove her home, but neither of us mentioned even 'see ya later' or anything like that.

So what have your worst dates been like?

LOL, that sounds like my blind date. Except I was deaf and we were in the same grade. Sorry for not laughing, I couldn't understand your punch line or delivery all that well.

My worse was a guy who was betted on netting a date to the dance with.

 

[terrisus]

my first and only blind date ever, I was 21, met her in a chatroom
met at the train station, she was incredibly cute, at least a 9/10, made me pretty nervous instantly
went to a small bar near the station
she revealed she was actually 17 and not 19 like in her profile because she digs older men, nervousness intensifies
she revealed she wasnt only into bdsm (which I knew) but also had a hardcore dom/sub relationship with a 40+ year old man before me, nervousness explodes

Depending on your state/country, there may have been nothing at all wrong with the ages.

 

[pikablu]

Worst dates I've been on have always been due to me. I locked my keys in my car on 2 separate occasions. One of them opted for a second date, but only about a year later.

 

[TOP SHOTTA]

Mine is the story told a million times over.

The year was 2001

I was trying online dating, as an early adopter. I was kind of cleaning up. MatchMaker.com

Met up with this one girl at a bar in Boston who looked great in her pictures, blonde and sunny and thin. An overweight brunette showed up. She said it was an old picture.

Yep.

I stayed and hung out and then said bye and left like a normal person with manners. I wasn't about to upset a young woman like that for the ACTUAL shallow reason that I blocked her and stopped returning her calls.

 

[kai3345]

EXPLAIN. We need to know.

I've probably told this story on GAF before, but here it is again:

It was pretty early into my freshman year of college (im a junior now) and I was going to a rave with my roommates. I met this really cool girl there and we spent the whole night just talking and dancing, which eventually culminated in her blowing me in my car at the end of the night. Pretty awesome way to kick off college.

Anyways, we exchanged numbers and planned on meeting up again. Unfortunately meeting up ended up being pretty difficult as she lived on the other side of town and didn't have a car. So I was only able to pick her up to hang out every other weekend or something. The first few of these weekend-long dates went really well, we'd hang out all day and then fuck all night. Weekend #5, however, went horribly awry.

It was Sunday morning and so we got up and got ready to make the drive to drop her back off at her place. We decide to get some last minute fun in before we go, and so we hop in the shower together. Things were getting pretty intense pretty quickly and I ended up fucking her in the shower without a condom on (stupid, I know). Anyway, I'm pounding away and I feel myself getting close to finishing, so I pull out and tell her to keel down so i can cum on her. She turns around, but instead of getting down, she gets this really weird, blank look in her eyes. I barely finish saying "Uhh, hey - are you okay?" before CRASH! her body goes completely limp and she crashes to the floor, smashing her head against the soap dispenser on her way down.

After staring at her unconscious body for a few seconds, thinking she would just get right up, I jumped out of the shower, completely panicked (and completely naked) and began pacing around the apartment thinking she was dead and having no idea what the fuck to do, all the while screaming like a four year old girl at the top of my lungs.

Eventually I came to my senses and ran back in the bathroom and turned the water off, and picked her up out of the shower and tried to wake her up. After about probably five minutes (but what felt like eternity) she did eventually wake up.

We then got dressed, packed her things and I dropped her off at the hospital near her apartment to get her checked for concussions. Aside from trying to comfort her bawling out of shame and embarrassment, we didn't say a word to each other the entire ride there.

We ended up fucking once more at a later date and then just sort of stopped after that.

 

[Philia]

so we hop in the shower together. Things were getting pretty intense pretty quickly and I ended up fucking her in the shower without a condom on (stupid, I know). Anyway, I'm pounding away and I feel myself getting close to finishing, so I pull out and tell her to keel down so i can cum on her. She turns around, but instead of getting down, she gets this really weird, blank look in her eyes. I barely finish saying "Uhh, hey - are you okay?" before CRASH! her body goes completely limp and she crashes to the floor, smashing her head against the soap dispenser on her way down.

Yeah. Hot showers and quick bodily turn arounds can do that. I get fainting spells in the shower for this reason. Really fucking annoying.

 

[elwes]

I've had a few. This one was probably the worst.

I sat next to a girl in one of my college classes. She was ok looking and we got along. After awhile of talking, she wanted to go out and do something the next weekend. We go out, get dinner, had a good enough time together, and agree that we want to do something in the future.

Cut to two weeks later...she's having people over at her house for a party, and wants me to come. Keep in mind that we have a ton of things in common, especially in the gaming department. We go out and get some alcohol, drive to her apartment, play some games with her roommate, people are arriving and we're all having a good time. I was kind of socially awkward and introverted, but I was doing my best to be a nice dude socialize with her and her roommate.

Then I had my first brush with a drinking game called circle of death. The game proceeds to destroy everyone at the party, including myself and my female companion. Things are kind of awkward, because everybody knows everyone, and I'm kind of the odd person out, having never met most of these people before...but I'm hanging in there and attempting to socialize. That's when I find out that my female companion has recently been dumped by someone. She turns into a full-on sad drunk, and abandons me to her group of very drunk friends while she sits in her room and IM's this dude, crying, losing her shit.

The crowd starts to thin out, it's just her, her roommate, one couple, and myself. I am sitting on the couch, completely trashed, feeling entirely out of my element, and not really sure what to do, since she drove me to her apartment. She lays down on the couch next to me, still crying, puts her head on my lap and I proceed to stroke her hair because...shit, I don't know what else to do. I just want to leave, but I have no ride, and even if I had my car, I was too drunk to drive it.

Thankfully, the girl's roommate came over and got her, and I managed to procure a ride from the one sober person left at the party. I had him drive me to my grandma's house, who lived about 5 minutes away. Nothing like showing up at my grandma's house at 2am, drunk off my ass. She was less than thrilled.

Needless to say, I didn't talk to that girl very much after that.

 

[Fezzan]

I've probably told this story on GAF before, but here it is again:

It was pretty early into my freshman year of college (im a junior now) and I was going to a rave with my roommates. I met this really cool girl there and we spent the whole night just talking and dancing, which eventually culminated in her blowing me in my car at the end of the night. Pretty awesome way to kick off college.

Anyways, we exchanged numbers and planned on meeting up again. Unfortunately meeting up ended up being pretty difficult as she lived on the other side of town and didn't have a car. So I was only able to pick her up to hang out every other weekend or something. The first few of these weekend-long dates went really well, we'd hang out all day and then fuck all night. Weekend #5, however, went horribly awry.

It was Sunday morning and so we got up and got ready to make the drive to drop her back off at her place. We decide to get some last minute fun in before we go, and so we hop in the shower together. Things were getting pretty intense pretty quickly and I ended up fucking her in the shower without a condom on (stupid, I know). Anyway, I'm pounding away and I feel myself getting close to finishing, so I pull out and tell her to keel down so i can cum on her. She turns around, but instead of getting down, she gets this really weird, blank look in her eyes. I barely finish saying "Uhh, hey - are you okay?" before CRASH! her body goes completely limp and she crashes to the floor, smashing her head against the soap dispenser on her way down.

After staring at her unconscious body for a few seconds, thinking she would just get right up, I jumped out of the shower, completely panicked (and completely naked) and began pacing around the apartment thinking she was dead and having no idea what the fuck to do, all the while screaming like a four year old girl at the top of my lungs.

Eventually I came to my senses and ran back in the bathroom and turned the water off, and picked her up out of the shower and tried to wake her up. After about probably five minutes (but what felt like eternity) she did eventually wake up.

We then got dressed, packed her things and I dropped her off at the hospital near her apartment to get her checked for concussions. Aside from trying to comfort her bawling out of shame and embarrassment, we didn't say a word to each other the entire ride there.

We ended up fucking once more at a later date and then just sort of stopped after that.

Sounds like a good thing to boast about though.

"Yeah this girl fainted because I'm just that good"

 

[terrisus]

The year was 2001

I was trying online dating, as an early adopter. I was kind of cleaning up. MatchMaker.com

Met up with this one girl at a bar in Boston

Yeah, teen.matchmaker, college.matchmaker, and boston.matchmaker were the main ones that I used too.

teen.matchmaker was where I met my wife in 2002.

 

[anarckitty]

Mine isn't that bad, but here goes:

So, I started talking to this guy on Plenty of Fish and we decided to meet up for a date. We met at the mall food court and then ended up hopping in his car to drive to a restaurant. I thought the dinner went well, conversation flowed, didn't seem anymore awkward than a first date usually is. After dinner we drove over to an arcade/go kart place. We played some games, and had a good time. Then, he drives me back to my car and instead of parking so he can walk me to my car, he stops his car in the middle of the aisle to let me out at my car. Awkward. I had a good time, so I was kind of surprised he didn't at least walk me to my car and give me a hug.

 

[terrisus]

Mine isn't that bad, but here goes:

So, I started talking to this guy on Plenty of Fish and we decided to meet up for a date. We met at the mall food court and then ended up hopping in his car to drive to a restaurant. I thought the dinner went well, conversation flowed, didn't seem anymore awkward than a first date usually is. After dinner we drove over to an arcade/go kart place. We played some games, and had a good time. Then, he drives me back to my car and instead of parking so he can walk me to my car, he stops his car in the middle of the aisle to let me out at my car. Awkward. I had a good time, so I was kind of surprised he didn't at least walk me to my car and give me a hug.

What happened after that? Did he blow you off and never talk to you again, continue dating you and never mention it as if nothing happened, or what?

 

[cwmartin]

Yeah, teen.matchmaker, college.matchmaker, and boston.matchmaker were the main ones that I used too.

teen.matchmaker was where I met my wife in 2002.

were you a teen on teen.matchmaker in 2002?

 

[terrisus]

were you a teen on teen.matchmaker in 2002?

Well, I was 19 when I met my wife in October of 2002.
I turned 20 in December of 2002.

 

[anarckitty]

What happened after that? Did he blow you off and never talk to you again, continue dating you and never mention it as if nothing happened, or what?

I guess we kind of mutually blew each other off after that. We only went on that one date. He was a nice enough looking guy, but I thought it was rude that he didn't at least walk me to my car. I guess he wasn't interested in anything further either since the only other times we talked after that were because I had left my scarf in his car. Before we could set up a meeting time and place though to get my scarf back I actually ran into him at Barnes & Noble. I never talked to him again after that.

 

[OldKentuckyShark]

I guess we kind of mutually blew each other off after that. We only went on that one date. He was a nice enough looking guy, but I thought it was rude that he didn't at least walk me to my car. I guess he wasn't interested in anything further either since the only other times we talked after that were because I had left my scarf in his car. Before we could set up a meeting time and place though to get my scarf back I actually ran into him at Barnes & Noble. I never talked to him again after that.

So did you get your scarf back!?!

 

[Fezzan]

So did you get your scarf back!?!

You won't believe it but he was there with his new girlfriend and guess what, SHE WAS WEARING THE SCARF!

 

[OldKentuckyShark]

You won't believe it but he was there with his new girlfriend and guess what, SHE WAS WEARING THE SCARF!

Oh no he didn't!

 

[-PXG-]

I've probably told this story on GAF before, but here it is again:

It was pretty early into my freshman year of college (im a junior now) and I was going to a rave with my roommates. I met this really cool girl there and we spent the whole night just talking and dancing, which eventually culminated in her blowing me in my car at the end of the night. Pretty awesome way to kick off college.

Anyways, we exchanged numbers and planned on meeting up again. Unfortunately meeting up ended up being pretty difficult as she lived on the other side of town and didn't have a car. So I was only able to pick her up to hang out every other weekend or something. The first few of these weekend-long dates went really well, we'd hang out all day and then fuck all night. Weekend #5, however, went horribly awry.

It was Sunday morning and so we got up and got ready to make the drive to drop her back off at her place. We decide to get some last minute fun in before we go, and so we hop in the shower together. Things were getting pretty intense pretty quickly and I ended up fucking her in the shower without a condom on (stupid, I know). Anyway, I'm pounding away and I feel myself getting close to finishing, so I pull out and tell her to keel down so i can cum on her. She turns around, but instead of getting down, she gets this really weird, blank look in her eyes. I barely finish saying "Uhh, hey - are you okay?" before CRASH! her body goes completely limp and she crashes to the floor, smashing her head against the soap dispenser on her way down.

After staring at her unconscious body for a few seconds, thinking she would just get right up, I jumped out of the shower, completely panicked (and completely naked) and began pacing around the apartment thinking she was dead and having no idea what the fuck to do, all the while screaming like a four year old girl at the top of my lungs.

Eventually I came to my senses and ran back in the bathroom and turned the water off, and picked her up out of the shower and tried to wake her up. After about probably five minutes (but what felt like eternity) she did eventually wake up.

We then got dressed, packed her things and I dropped her off at the hospital near her apartment to get her checked for concussions. Aside from trying to comfort her bawling out of shame and embarrassment, we didn't say a word to each other the entire ride there.

We ended up fucking once more at a later date and then just sort of stopped after that.

Either she was on drugs or you fucked her so good, she passed out. Congrats I guess. Lol

 

[Fezzan]

Oh no he didn't!

I told you that you wouldn't believe it.

 

[Oxn]

I read every single post in this thread and it makes me wonder what the other person's POV was.

Should be interesting.

 

[Bluecondor]

OKCupid date, where the second she first saw me, the look on her face said that if the had an eject switch she would've flipped that thing fast.

LOL! I've been on that date. The second she sees you, her face turns into the spitting image of that "do not want" dog meme.....

 

[Bluecondor]

When you go on match.com, you are essentially signing up for lots of subpar dates.

My favorite was a promising 30-something pediatrician with blonde hair and a cute smile. Even better, we both liked the same restaurant, which is famous for its homemade pizza made in an oven that was imported from Sicily.

Sadly, I met her for dinner at the restaurant and she turned out to be this highly negative/borderline neurotic complainer who trashed everyone and everything.

The high/low point of the night was when she got a phone call from the head nurse at the hospital because a little girl had just come in to the emergency room who had swallowed glitter.

After hearing this, I figured that she had to go, as duty called, etc. Nope - her reply was priceless, "She'll be fine. She can puke it out later on tonight."

For the rest of the night, as she complained about the slow service, the annoying couple next to us and the erratic weather, I would just think to myself, "I hope the little girl with the glitter is still alive."

Humorously - as the date ended, she straight up put me on the spot and asked me if I wanted to see her again. I don't have a poker face, so I waffled in my response. She looked at me with great disdain, threw back a nearly half-full glass of white wine and stormed out of the restaurant.

But what about the little girl with the glitter?????

 

[DopeToast]

I've had a couple doozies.

Yada yada I end up seeing that waitress for nearly two years and had a great time together.

What a cool fucking way to meet someone who you saw successfully for two years. I guess you never know what might happen.

 

[terrisus]

But what about the little girl with the glitter?????

Ah, it probably came out in her waste disposal process.

 

[Lulubop]

Girl with a fucked up grill. No thanks.

 

[anarckitty]

So did you get your scarf back!?!

lol. Yes, I got my scarf back.