Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. |OT| Tahiti is a Magical Place (to...Hey guys, I found it!)

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Rhaknar

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wait wait wait...
whats this about Ward being Taskmaster? o_O

as in this guy?

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ths the craziest theory I have ever heard about this show, even more than Skye being Ms.Marvel

Skye is not Ms. Marvel, lol.

hence the "theory is more crazy than"
 

Famassu

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omg the stupid CGI complaints

The show looks just fine for TV. I thought the Lola sequence looked damn good for TV in fact.
Most of it did, the final 1-2 seconds before they hit the ground was pretty bad. Not that I'm complaining too much, I don't really put much weight on stuff like that. I like it when things look good, but I can deal with it when it isn't perfect if everything else is good.
 
wait wait wait...
whats this about Ward being Taskmaster? o_O

Seriously, I'd like to know, too.

This show is not going to have that many known characters show up. Deathlok was safe because he's fairly C-list and he works as a TV bad guy instead of a movie villain.

Marvel will not sacrifice their roster to appease a TV audience.

Ugh,
Fitz and Simmons should only ever be platonic.

Yeah. After everything they have ever said on the subject, this obvious turn is fucking stupid. "Hermoine should have been with Harry" stupid.
 
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They could do a proper Deathlok with practical effects. Just make him look more disgusting and give him some metal plates. Right now you can't even notice the scarring unless the camera really focuses on him, and it's not like the actor looks menacing by himself.

Also, his suit is Smallville bad.

I wonder why TV's practical effects and special makeup budgets seem to be going down over the years.

We had this back in Buffy so many years ago but we don't see such effects anymore. Look at Supernatural and all those human monsters. "Oooo we are dragons but we look just like humans" just don't quite cut it...

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I mean this is not the best example but I would like to see more makeup effects on TV these days. Buffy was great with monster makeup.

Nothing creepy about
hot mother daughter combo

This is all paving the way for Marvel's attempt to make a chic lit movie.
Skye, May and May's mum will go on a roadtrip to bond and resolve their problems
 
Watch the final line of the season be like, Ward surviving and a voice in his ear be like "Report, Taskmaster."

There's like no way that's the actual endgame there, it'd be too creepy.
But something obviously is there and probably ties into their shared Chinese backgrounds.

May's mom being Skye's grandmother would be amazing, actually.

Ward has killed too many Shield agents to be a triple agent.

Yeah, that would be fucking insane.

Ugh,
Fitz and Simmons should only ever be platonic.

I agree. A romance would be so stupid.
 

hom3land

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This whole time I thought Fitz and Simmons were twins. Show started off so slow and uneven I didn't pay much attention to it while watching.
 

Jetman

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Coulson is really
Man-Thing
who lost its memory after Shield somehow captured it. Tahiti = Florida swamps. You can't name-drop a character like that without putting him in the show, right? :(
 

Zen

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I want every episode to end with May getting into a car and being berated by her mother for everything she did in that episode.
 

fallengorn

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Coulson is really
Man-Thing
who lost its memory after Shield somehow captured it. Tahiti = Florida swamps. You can't name-drop a character like that without putting him in the show, right? :(

Do you really want to see Man-Thing with SHIELD's budget?
 

Khezu

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You know what would be the worst?
May not only being Sky's mom, but Coulson being her dad.

Fitz and Simmons still feel like brother and sister to me. They should go Fitz/Trip
 
As long as she constantly berates everyone in every scene she is in, I am down.

It would be great to see everyone be annoyed, except for Coulson, because she likes Coulson... he's a good boy, and everyone roll their eyes and kind of give that look to May all the time because of her mom.... and then they become even more annoyed because all her comments and criticisms, about everything, all turn out to be true in the end.
 

kirblar

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You know what would be the worst?
May not only being Sky's mom, but Coulson being her dad.

Fitz and Simmons still feel like brother and sister to me. They should go Fitz/Trip
They hinted at that early on as an intentional misdirect, I thought.
 

Zen

Banned
I refuse to look at any o0f these spoilers, we got a set earlier in the show that all ended up being wrong as well.

At least it is already saturday.
 
I just remembered something....

Coulson said Ward can speak six languages. Ward is in his mid twenties at the oldest. That's a helluva accomplishment in 15 years. So, Ward, was not only able to speak six languages fluently, but also able to learn a plethora of combat techniques, infiltration training, able to fool a lie detector, jump training, etc. etc. He's totally fucking Taskmaster.
 

Khezu

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If they went that route, I wonder if they would actually let him do full on Taskmaster things like start carrying a shield and sword, or actually start dressing like a skeleton pirate. I know considering the tone of the show, and what they already established of Wards character, it would be super weird to go that route, but man would I love it.
 

Mariolee

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I just remembered something....

Coulson said Ward can speak six languages. Ward is in his mid twenties at the oldest. That's a helluva accomplishment in 15 years. So, Ward, was not only able to speak six languages fluently, but also able to learn a plethora of combat techniques, infiltration training, able to fool a lie detector, jump training, etc. etc. He's totally fucking Taskmaster.

From the Agents of Shield wiki:

His SHIELD profile as shown in the Pilot episode lists his birthday as 07 January 1983.

So he's actually 31 if my math is correct.
 
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