Liveblog thread for 3DS new Nintendo IP announcement (Code Name STEAM)

Want:

Dragon Quest 7
Metroid
Advance Wars

For all intents and purposes, tomorrow is the 3rd day of E3. They should have put out hints/nods to each day akin to the three days in Majora's Mask.
 
If it isn't Majora's Mask, I'm gonna lose my fucking mind. I swear on everything I hold dear in this world.

NINTENDO!!!!! You motherfuckers done messed it all up earlier. You had over 200K people watching your Smash tourney. Everyone was happy, everyone was hyped, everyone was excited and in a great mood. That would have been the prefect time to announce anything, especially anything Smash or Zelda related. But no, you just left our dicks just sitting there. Hard as fuck, throbbing and ready to go. But no. Big ole NOPE. No pussy, no action, not even a lick. I mean...REALLY!?!?!

I'm serious. I will be royally pissed if Nintendo doesn't have something big (read: Majora's fucking Mask) planned for tomorrow. They do a lot of things right but still manage to do some thoroughly, stupid, inept bullshit.

So this post is a joke, right? Or a parody?
 
Majora's Mask has been teased way too heavily for it to be nothing. But then I'm surprised they're saving it for tomorrow and held it back from the direct.
 
It isn't Dragon Quest VII or Majora's Mask.

The description of the event says "A presentation and Q&A session for a “new game for Nintendo 3DS”. No streaming announced for this event either. Siliconera will be at this event, too."

It even says that the game is a "new game". Neither of these games are new, they're remakes.

I mean, yeah, it's definitely not DQ7 since that's not a new game by any stretch. But surely you could understand if one called MM3D a new game? It's a new product, new release, new announcement.
 
It isn't Dragon Quest VII or Majora's Mask.

The description of the event says "A presentation and Q&A session for a “new game for Nintendo 3DS”. No streaming announced for this event either. Siliconera will be at this event, too."

It even says that the game is a "new game". Neither of these games are new, they're remakes.

You think Nintendo makes that distinction?
 
they can always just say fuck it and announce both Majoras and Metroid

its there announcement they can change the rules if they feel like it

or announce MM on Treehouse

Metroid with this thing
 
Best case scenario for me personally would be Majora's Mask 3D.

I would be perfectly happy with any of the other possibilities, Metroid, Advance Wars, or DQVII.
 
I mean, yeah, it's definitely not DQ7 since that's not a new game by any stretch. But surely you could understand if one called MM3D a new game? It's a new product, new release, new announcement.

How can the same not be said for Dragon Quest VII...?

It's a remake of a PlayStation game, hell, Nintendo-only console owners never had the chance to play this.

Majora's Mask is a remake of a Nintendo 64 game. They're both remakes.
 
Do you guys remember when Sin and Punishment 2 was announced and it was based on the sales of the Virtual Console title?

Do you guys remember when the Mother trilogy was announced and it was based on the high sales of Earthbound on the Virtual Console?

You will
 
How can the same not be said for Dragon Quest VII...?

It's a remake of a PlayStation game, hell, Nintendo-only console owners never had the chance to play this.

Majora's Mask is a remake of a Nintendo 64 game. They're both remakes.

Yes, except for the part where DQ7 3DS released last year.
 
I'm betting on Majora's Mask 3D.

In the past year:
-Majora's Mask was in ALBW at Aonuma's request
-Skull Kid got his own update post as an assist trophy for SSB
-Majora's Mask OST was a Platinum Club Nintendo reward last year
-Majora's Mask in Animal Crossing New Leaf has a unique shading, which makes it similar to the Majora's Mask concept art (could you imagine if a remake featured heavy shadows to simulate that?)


Of course I could be completely wrong, but I'm hopeful.

This

It has to be or else that is some cruel, yet epic cock teasing on Nintendo's part.

For real.....Just show us the goddamn game and be done with it. You'll make a fortune and make a lot of people happy.
 
By the way..

it looks like Fossil Fighter Frontier is coming to the North America from Nintendo. That's technically unannounced? Although it's definitely not a round table worthy game.
 
The only problem with Majora's Mask 3D might be that I don't know how they could spend 90 minutes talking about it... unless they wanted to open it up to discussions about the Wii U game or Nintendo games in general.
 
I can't see them spending 90 minutes on a Majora's Mask port.

What about a sequel to Majora's Mask, though? We got ALBW from a similar project, after all.

Really though, I'd be surprised to see three Zelda's on 3DS already, not to mention Hyrule Warriors coming on Wii U this year. I'm going with Metroid or a new IP.

Who knows?

Maybe it's both. They could be doing a remake, as well as a sequel together (or a sequel that comes with the original on the cart).

That would surely be awesome. That could explain a 90 minute round table?
 
Some thoughts:
1. This Nintendo e3 has been incredible and keeps on giving.
2. It might be Zelda: MM and they held it back because the Digital Event was already very Zelda heavy.
3. The 3DS appears to have had its glory days already. We need something big.
4. It could well be Metroid, and that's more likely for a seperate event.
5. 90 minutes would be too much for Metroid or Zelda, but it could be supplemented with other 3DS / eShop trailers.
6. It could be NFC / QWOL related software for the 3DS. This would explain both the length of time needed to explain it, and why they left it out of the Digital Event (hard to explain, takes time, gamers don't want to hear about it)

My guess? Metroid and other trailers.
 
If they announce MM3D, they better have everything quiet down and silence.. And then you hear the bells ring.
 
If it isn't Majora's Mask, I'm gonna lose my fucking mind. I swear on everything I hold dear in this world.

NINTENDO!!!!! You motherfuckers done messed it all up earlier. You had over 200K people watching your Smash tourney. Everyone was happy, everyone was hyped, everyone was excited and in a great mood. That would have been the prefect time to announce anything, especially anything Smash or Zelda related. But no, you just left our dicks just sitting there. Hard as fuck, throbbing and ready to go. But no. Big ole NOPE. No pussy, no action, not even a lick. I mean...REALLY!?!?!

I'm serious. I will be royally pissed if Nintendo doesn't have something big (read: Majora's fucking Mask) planned for tomorrow. They do a lot of things right but still manage to do some thoroughly, stupid, inept bullshit.

This is just sad.
 
If it isn't Majora's Mask, I'm gonna lose my fucking mind. I swear on everything I hold dear in this world.

NINTENDO!!!!! You motherfuckers done messed it all up earlier. You had over 200K people watching your Smash tourney. Everyone was happy, everyone was hyped, everyone was excited and in a great mood. That would have been the prefect time to announce anything, especially anything Smash or Zelda related. But no, you just left our dicks just sitting there. Hard as fuck, throbbing and ready to go. But no. Big ole NOPE. No pussy, no action, not even a lick. I mean...REALLY!?!?!

I'm serious. I will be royally pissed if Nintendo doesn't have something big (read: Majora's fucking Mask) planned for tomorrow. They do a lot of things right but still manage to do some thoroughly, stupid, inept bullshit.

What the...

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-dry humper-
(Today, 09:55 PM)

Oh
 
Metroid Dread
Majora's Mask 3D
New Advance Wars
Mother 1+2+3 remade in the claymation look of the new Kirby title (a man can dream, right?)
F-Zero 3D
Something new of equal caliber

Any of these will do.
 
If it isn't Majora's Mask, I'm gonna lose my fucking mind. I swear on everything I hold dear in this world.

NINTENDO!!!!! You motherfuckers done messed it all up earlier. You had over 200K people watching your Smash tourney. Everyone was happy, everyone was hyped, everyone was excited and in a great mood. That would have been the prefect time to announce anything, especially anything Smash or Zelda related. But no, you just left our dicks just sitting there. Hard as fuck, throbbing and ready to go. But no. Big ole NOPE. No pussy, no action, not even a lick. I mean...REALLY!?!?!

I'm serious. I will be royally pissed if Nintendo doesn't have something big (read: Majora's fucking Mask) planned for tomorrow. They do a lot of things right but still manage to do some thoroughly, stupid, inept bullshit.

Oh lordy. I'm hoping for Dragon Quest VII. Either that or that Monolithsoft 3DS game that they were hiring for ages ago.
 
Just had a thought, what if it's a NFC game and 90mins to show it off with the NFC adaptor that was shown in an investor meeting? What then?

I want Metroid.
 
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