If it isn't Majora's Mask, I'm gonna lose my fucking mind. I swear on everything I hold dear in this world.
NINTENDO!!!!! You motherfuckers done messed it all up earlier. You had over 200K people watching your Smash tourney. Everyone was happy, everyone was hyped, everyone was excited and in a great mood. That would have been the prefect time to announce anything, especially anything Smash or Zelda related. But no, you just left our dicks just sitting there. Hard as fuck, throbbing and ready to go. But no. Big ole NOPE. No pussy, no action, not even a lick. I mean...REALLY!?!?!
I'm serious. I will be royally pissed if Nintendo doesn't have something big (read: Majora's fucking Mask) planned for tomorrow. They do a lot of things right but still manage to do some thoroughly, stupid, inept bullshit.