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Twinduct

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Aisha, How awesome is Wayne Brady? And any chance Whose Line will ever get a too hot for TV thingie? Like have Frankie Boyle as a guest star :p
 
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Aisha Tyler

Please do not murder on my behalf.
Hey gotta go record an episode of Archer and then an episode of my podcast. Will reply more tonight. In the meantime, it looks like this thread is about to be long enough to stretch the length of Oprah's lawn, so I will admit to tasting a little penny-twinge of regret.

Regardless, will return later to respond to more questions.

Remember that I am not a game dev or coder and I don't, as a rule, sit in on Ubisoft all-hands meetings so don't be asking me shit you already know I can't answer.

Oh, and for the record, I play Xbox 360/One and PS3/4 games. No Wii. No Wii U. No handhelds. I'm sure there's other shit. I don't play them. I used to be a PC gamer but that was a lifetime ago (like Myst/Riven ago).

I am a console gamer almost exclusively, but occasionally indulge in iPad games. Latest are TWD Season 2, Monument Valley, and PvZ which I am currently furious at and so have stopped playing, mainly because PopCap has devoured my retirement fund.

My husband plays Minecraft. I don't understand it, but I support him fully. Because that is the kind of spouse that I am.
 
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Asgaro

Member
LiK said:
You can multiquote us. See the + sign next to our names?
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Mind. Blown.

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Xpliskin

Member
Aisha Tyler said:
Hey guys. I am at e3 and from now until Friday morning I will answer any questions you have about the Ubisoft presser, Ubi games, the floor, French toast or your mom. I am super busy so I will get on here as much as I can and tell you what I've seen.

NOTICE: I am NOT a Ubisoft spokesperson and I DO NOT SPEAK FOR THEM. I am not a games journalist and I will not have seen everything. I am a gamer, but I also have fourteen jobs so I will not have played everything because I have shit to do. I am only really interested in shooters and combat-oriented RPGs so do not ask me about Mario Kart or other tiny, cute things with bunnies and jumping and stuff.

HOWEVER. By EOD Thursday I will have played a bunch of games, including games that aren't really playable yet. I will also have walked the floor, videobombed a lot of vloggers, given Greg Miller at IGN the double finger and taken a lot of photos with sweaty con-goers. Ask your questions and I'll try to answer.

Be aware that if you are a dick I will respond in kind.

And I am a dick for a living, so I will crush you.
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Hahah is this real ? Awesome

Honest question: What's your opinion on smoke&mirror reveals and downgrades ?
 
JeffG

JeffG

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JohnDoe said:
Do you think this is due "lack of talent" or because of the fact that these people don't put enough effort in improving their public speaking skills because they are either too "lazy" or too busy with coding/design etc.?

It has always bothered me how bad many of these developers at E3 were as public speakers, that's why I like seeing you at E3.
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Have you ever met a developer? It doesn't even matter what kind of software they write. Shit...most developers are never allowed to talk to clients because they are just nerd boys.
 
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HellofaMouse

Member
Aisha Tyler said:
Look, most of these guys are not public speakers. They are coders or designers or corp execs or mid-spectrum reclusives. So this is not generally their thing and they are trying to muddle through and satisfy their bosses and the stockholders and their moms as best they can.
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although i love watching ceo's making good use of their training giving speeches on stages.

two steps to the right, two steps to the left.
hand gesture highlighting bold statement, two steps to the right..
 
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Deadpool_X

Banned
Aisha,

Your standup is hilarious. I understand that you are an extremely busy lady, but do you happen to have any plans for another standup special at some point in the near future?
 
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Lionel Mandrake

Member
Aisha Tyler said:
Hey gotta go record an episode of Archer and then an episode of my podcast. Will reply more tonight. In the meantime, it looks like this thread is about to be long enough to stretch the length of Oprah's lawn, so I will admit to tasting a little penny-twinge of regret.

Regardless, will return later to respond to more questions.

Remember that I am not a game dev or coder and I don't, as a rule, sit in on Ubisoft all-hands meetings so don't be asking me shit you already know I can't answer.

Oh, and for the record, I play Xbox 360/One and PS3/4 games. No Wii. No Wii U. No handhelds. I'm sure there's other shit. I don't play them. I used to be a PC gamer but that was a lifetime ago (like Myst/Riven ago).

I am a console gamer almost exclusively, but occasionally indulge in iPad games. Latest are TWD Season 2, Monument Valley, and PvZ which I am currently furious at and so have stopped playing, mainly because PopCap has devoured my retirement fund.

My husband plays Minecraft. I don't understand it, but I support him fully. Because that is the kind of spouse that I am.
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You have underestimated how badly we want to yell at famous people.
 
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KarmaCow

Member
Probably what's more surprising to me than this thread is that you have time to actually attend E3. Seriously, this is some Jessie Spano shit.
 
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Jotamide

Unconfirmed Member
Are there any more small titles like Child of Light in the pipeline for Ubi? Ones using the Ubiart engine specifically?
 
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TheOMan

Tagged as I see fit
Aisha Tyler said:
Hey gotta go record an episode of Archer and then an episode of my podcast. Will reply more tonight. In the meantime, it looks like this thread is about to be long enough to stretch the length of Oprah's lawn, so I will admit to tasting a little penny-twinge of regret.

Regardless, will return later to respond to more questions.

Remember that I am not a game dev or coder and I don't, as a rule, sit in on Ubisoft all-hands meetings so don't be asking me shit you already know I can't answer.

Oh, and for the record, I play Xbox 360/One and PS3/4 games. No Wii. No Wii U. No handhelds. I'm sure there's other shit. I don't play them. I used to be a PC gamer but that was a lifetime ago (like Myst/Riven ago).

I am a console gamer almost exclusively, but occasionally indulge in iPad games. Latest are TWD Season 2, Monument Valley, and PvZ which I am currently furious at and so have stopped playing, mainly because PopCap has devoured my retirement fund.

My husband plays Minecraft. I don't understand it, but I support him fully. Because that is the kind of spouse that I am.
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I foresee a lot of preorders being cancelled over this.
 
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onQ123

Gold Member
So yeah I'll admit when I read the title then looked to the side & seen the name I had one of them screaming girl moments for a second & as ran into the thread saying "oh shit it's Aisha Tyler"

I kinda fell in love with her when I was a teen when I was flipping through the channels & seen her on Talk Soup & started watching it every night even though I didn't really care about what she was talking about lol.
 
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Zonar

Member
Hi!

As a married man I think your beautiful.

If i was single i would say your hot as fuck and ask you out
 
mario_O

mario_O

Member
Aisha Tyler said:
Oh, and for the record, I play Xbox 360/One and PS3/4 games. No Wii. No Wii U. No handhelds. I'm sure there's other shit. I don't play them. I used to be a PC gamer but that was a lifetime ago (like Myst/Riven ago).

My husband plays Minecraft. I don't understand it, but I support him fully. Because that is the kind of spouse that I am.
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Whoa you're so edgy.
 
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y2dvd

Member
Aisha Tyler said:
Hey gotta go record an episode of Archer and then an episode of my podcast. Will reply more tonight. In the meantime, it looks like this thread is about to be long enough to stretch the length of Oprah's lawn, so I will admit to tasting a little penny-twinge of regret.

Regardless, will return later to respond to more questions.

Remember that I am not a game dev or coder and I don't, as a rule, sit in on Ubisoft all-hands meetings so don't be asking me shit you already know I can't answer.

Oh, and for the record, I play Xbox 360/One and PS3/4 games. No Wii. No Wii U. No handhelds. I'm sure there's other shit. I don't play them. I used to be a PC gamer but that was a lifetime ago (like Myst/Riven ago).

I am a console gamer almost exclusively, but occasionally indulge in iPad games. Latest are TWD Season 2, Monument Valley, and PvZ which I am currently furious at and so have stopped playing, mainly because PopCap has devoured my retirement fund.

My husband plays Minecraft. I don't understand it, but I support him fully. Because that is the kind of spouse that I am.
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1) I'll pretend I didn't read you have a husband.
2) When are we getting married?
 
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King Gilga

Member
Don't have anything to ask but great job at this years ubi presser! I think it went really well.
No tobuscus probably helped, not that I dislike him or anything.
 
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Sblargh

Banned
Aisha Tyler said:
Hey gotta go record an episode of Archer and then an episode of my podcast. Will reply more tonight. In the meantime, it looks like this thread is about to be long enough to stretch the length of Oprah's lawn, so I will admit to tasting a little penny-twinge of regret.

Regardless, will return later to respond to more questions.

Remember that I am not a game dev or coder and I don't, as a rule, sit in on Ubisoft all-hands meetings so don't be asking me shit you already know I can't answer.

Oh, and for the record, I play Xbox 360/One and PS3/4 games. No Wii. No Wii U. No handhelds. I'm sure there's other shit. I don't play them. I used to be a PC gamer but that was a lifetime ago (like Myst/Riven ago).

I am a console gamer almost exclusively, but occasionally indulge in iPad games. Latest are TWD Season 2, Monument Valley, and PvZ which I am currently furious at and so have stopped playing, mainly because PopCap has devoured my retirement fund.

My husband plays Minecraft. I don't understand it, but I support him fully. Because that is the kind of spouse that I am.
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Have you heard about the word of our lord and savior PC Gaming who received bad ports for our sins? I have a brochure if you are interested.
 
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