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[HI. BILLY MAYS HERE]

Love giving, not a fan of receiving(done the whole finger thing, male G spot) one of my exes even licked my ass it was hilarious, but not for me(although I did feel fresher)

I love giving ATMs to dirty girls though no joke. It's hot, as fuck

My gf sometimes uses her middlefinger to dig out poop lol. When I see her without a fake nail on her middlefinger, I know what she did and what she wants from me. It's sexy

There are a lot of techniques to clean yourself anyway.

LMFAOOOOOOOO

welp this thread just got interesting

 

[Kangi]

snip

Did I really have to up the insanity of that post beyond "Crotch Pocket™" and "vagina blood geyser" to get across the point that it was an over-exaggerated joke? My goodness.

Hyperbole, and probably the next step of this convo.

I don't believe that word means what you think it means.

 

[Glasshole]

I would say that's your problem.

How? I can't wait to hear.

Did I really have to up the insanity of that post beyond "Crotch Pocket™" and "vagina blood geyser" to get across the point that it was an over-exaggerated joke? My goodness.

I'm sorry, English isn't my native language. It was my understanding jokes are supposed to be funny?

I don't believe that word means what you think it means.

Enlighten me. I think I made myself perfectly clear.

 

[Monocle]

Butts are not meant for sex. They are waste disposal tubes.

Mouths are not meant for kissing or oral sex. They are food and barf holes.

Pls stop kissing people, it's unnatural.

pls

Also, never fingerbang anybody. God designed your fingers to pluck the strings of a harp, not drill a moist snatch.

 

[Glasshole]

Also, never fingerbang anybody.

bang

 

[Derwind]

I think it would be a lie to say that there aren't certain social stigmas with anal play in the hetero male world. Is it reasonable, is it justified, is it logical? Probably not but it is what it is.

Kangi & Royalan among others have been putting in a lot of work to curb that negative perception and I admire that.

Though its ultimately a losing battle dealing with some since sexual procilivities are as numerous as food preferences and you'd be hard pressed to get a staunch meat eatern to switch thier italian sausages with a healthy soy based imitation or a carrot... since they'll either be straight up not caring or they'll go in deep denial and start spouting contrarian bullshit facts about how veggie protiens cause cancer & how a mushroom once shot thier dad.

I'll admit though, I dont find anal play very appealing, I've tried it, I've gotten orgasms but ultimately wasn't the kind of orgasms I derrived much pleasure from and the slightly uncomfortable tender sensation wasn't worth it.

How I might feel about it in 5, 10 or 20 years from now is not something I can answer but I can say right now, I'm not interested. Light anal play, I would be open too with the right girl but anything more is more than likely a quite no.

I did enjoy this thread though, I learned that people are willing to explain why they complain about having to explain themselves explaining why anal play is horrible and although not explicitly said but implied that anyone who differed like the horrible pejoratives that make anal play horrible. I hope I explained it well enough.

 

[hateradio]

Im a sadist tho I think, I get off of the "hurt" aspect of it. It goes up there with choking, smacking, etc for me in enjoyment.
My wife's a lube, it still kinda hurts, I'm gonna cum in 5 min of it, then your done...which is ok.
An ex was a lube, fuck her ass for an hour type...basically became "ass-pussy" and was boring.
ex-ex was a no lube but spit screaming hard, maybe a whimper, ass fuck...and it was great!

 

[CornBurrito]

How? I can't wait to hear.

By reading something that isn't there in order to maximize how offended you get.

 

[WhiskeyDiver]

I'm fine with a lady putting a finger up my bum as long as she doesn't have a dagger nail on the end of her finger, nothing more than that though. And I'm fine with putting a finger or four up a lady's bum, or my penis, whichever she prefers, up her bum. The anus not a mysterious hole. There's nerves of pleasure up there, so why not take advantage of that fact?

 

[Captain Europe]

Hyperbole, and probably the next step of this convo.

Why don't you react to the rest of the post?

I'm a heterosexual male. My sexual fantasies have been, since I can remember, been about penetrating women vaginally. Never have they been about being penetrated by anyone or anything. Thats the way not god, not society, but nature made my brain work. How is that so fucking hard to understand?
If you enjoy it, great, more power to you. But for me, it doesn't seem attractive - not even with your descriptions.

I feel like back in the 70ie/80ies, when there was this movement in Western Europe for the "emancipation of children" who said that children (below 13) have a sexuality, sexual independence and should be treated as adults when it comes to sex. Everyone who criticized them was called narrow-minded and contra-avantgardistic.

I do realize this is, again, not a good comparison. But I get this aftertaste in this discussion. "You straight people (generalizing here) are so narrow-minded!"

Okay, you have your reasons for not doing it, as it's not for everyone, like any other sexual act, and that's fine and dandy... but why even click or let alone comment on this thread if you're not interested? To my knowledge no one was asked to prove why they don't do it, neither were they forced to do it. If you have no interest, move along.

Maybe I'm insane, but to me it's fucking common sense not to throw around opinions about something you haven't experienced/tried. That's what makes so many posts in this thread laughable.

 

[Speedy Blue Dude]

Because it looks painful and unpleasant.

I mean... If she asked... I'd do it. But I don't think she'd ask.

 

[Barrylocke]

Okay, you have your reasons for not doing it, as it's not for everyone, like any other sexual act, and that's fine and dandy... but why even click or let alone comment on this thread if you're not interested? To my knowledge no one was asked to prove why they don't do it, neither were they forced to do it. If you have no interest, move along.

Maybe I'm insane, but to me it's fucking common sense not to throw around opinions about something you haven't experienced/tried. That's what makes so many posts in this thread laughable.

To be fair, the thread title is "Why Do You Hate Anal Sex", with an OP asking for thoughts from both Anal haters and lovers. Someone who finds the idea of anal unappealing is exactly who this thread is asking for input from, even if you or I don't fully agree with said input.

 

[WanderingWind]

Okay, you have your reasons for not doing it, as it's not for everyone, like any other sexual act, and that's fine and dandy... but why even click or let alone comment on this thread if you're not interested? To my knowledge no one was asked to prove why they don't do it, neither were they forced to do it. If you have no interest, move along.

Maybe I'm insane, but to me it's fucking common sense not to throw around opinions about something you haven't experienced/tried. That's what makes so many posts in this thread laughable.

That's what the thread is about.

 

[NinjaBoiX]

How your arsehole smells depends on you, so speak for yourself.

It really doesn't.

Asshole stinks, it's just a fact of life. Sure, some more than others, but they all smell of, well, shit.

 

[Dali]

I find the idea repulsive. In the words of Jules, "Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfucker."

Not knockin it if that's your thing though.

 

[Brakke]

This thread has been a super good survey of how many GAFers read OPs.

 

[Tabasco]

I'm not one of the ones highly against it, but it's still repulsive.

Would I ever try it on a girl? Only if she's curious and wants it, and only then would I possibly consider it.

Would I ever want it myself? Probably not.

 

[NinjaBoiX]

This thread has been a super good survey of how many GAFers read OPs.

People keep saying this, but I don't see many posts that have been OT to be honest.

"Hey guys, why do you think of anal sex?" was basically the OP, most people have answered it with their honest opinion.

Some have taken wild flights of fancy to try and condemn said opinions like drawing parallels between blood and shit, saying you're probably insecure and uptight if you don't want a big plastic dildo pumped in and out of your ass and my personal favourite, "ass don't stink though".

 

[Jedeye Sniv]

Rimming is pretty cool, as is a finger up the butt. I'm more than happy giving or receiving either. But anal penetration as a giver was pretty lame, nowhere near as good as "normal" sex.

And there is no way I'd have a dildo shoved up my ass, not least because I'd likely feel extremely emasculated.

I remember sucking a dildo during foreplay once, it was a spur of the moment thing but I felt weird immediately. She thought it was hot though, so there is at least that!

Well I mean, you are in the literal sense. It's just the case of whether you'd enjoy it or not.

NinjaBro! Emasculation is fun, man! I've played around with that stuff a little bit and it's hella fucked up and weird but also makes me dizzy in that good way. Sometimes the best things happen outside of your comfort zone.

 

[PeskyToaster]

I dunno. The idea has never done anything for me and it just seems weird. People in this thread seem to be awfully hostile to that opinion even though it's an answer to what was asked. People are into their own things and find other people's stuff weird. Not so different from any other sexual fetishes (used with neutral connotation)

 

[kame-sennin]

Being sexually penetrated, or "topped", in any way is a threat to a man's traditional conception of masculinity. It's why some cultures bizarrely refer to cunnilingus as a homosexual act. Traditional gender roles do not allow men to engage in submissive sexual behavior of any kind. It's stupid and dated, but it persists.

 

[moggio]

It really doesn't.

Asshole stinks, it's just a fact of life. Sure, some more than others, but they all smell of, well, shit.

A clean bumhole does not smell of shit.

I'm a heterosexual male."

What's that got to do whether you enjoy anal sex or not?

 

[Monocle]

A clean bumhole does not smell of shit.


What's that got to do whether you enjoy anal sex or not?

Playing with your ass automatically gives you romantic and sexual feelings for guys, didn't you know? Indeed, all same-sex attraction stems from the asshole.

I'm pretty sure wiping one time too many when I was five years old turned me gay.

 

[DigitalDevil]

I really enjoy it but my wife would think it was gay so I have to hide it from her.

It sucks.

 

[Jedeye Sniv]

I really enjoy it but my wife would think it was gay so I have to hide it from her.

It sucks.

She sounds lovely.

 

[Funky Papa]

She sounds lovely.

Societal attitudes are hard to change. Plenty of likeable and well adjusted women think that way. They are not to blame, certainly not as much as centuries of anti-sodomy attitudes. Anal sex has always been looked down for a variety of reasons. Quoting myself:

Eh, there are a crapload (har har har) of issues to overcome, some with more substance (HAR HAR HAR) than others.

First there's the fact that nature and society has taught heterosexual males that we are in the giving end and females are on the receiving end. Then there's the societal problem of buttsecs traditionally being considered across nearly all cultures as an act of domination, which doesn't sit well (oh dear, I can't stop myself) with plenty of males. Then't there's the pain/"but I poop from there" issue, which is VERY REAL and kind of related to the logistics needed in order to not make a mess you'll remember till the end of your days, which is no small thing.

Basically, there's a lot of work to do in order to convince a male (specially an heterosexual male) to experiment with his cloaca in ways Mother Nature did not anticipate. Also, plenty of females may find it gross for the same reasons they don't want to be on the receiving end and/or think it's something purely gay (read: "is my boyfriend secretly gay?")

 

[Sho_Nuff82]

Okay, you have your reasons for not doing it, as it's not for everyone, like any other sexual act, and that's fine and dandy... but why even click or let alone comment on this thread if you're not interested? To my knowledge no one was asked to prove why they don't do it, neither were they forced to do it. If you have no interest, move along.

Maybe I'm insane, but to me it's fucking common sense not to throw around opinions about something you haven't experienced/tried. That's what makes so many posts in this thread laughable.

The question in the topic title is literally asking why straight men don't enjoy anal, and the OP more specifically asks why they are unwilling to be on the receiving end.

But it seems as though he wasn't really looking for answers to that question.

This would be like someone making a topic asking if any GAF girls enjoyed DP, and then taking umbrage at anyone who posted that they found the idea uncomfortable or unsexy. Because DP gives OBJECTIVELY better orgasms to all people who've tried and anyone who doesn't is a prude.

 

[Jedeye Sniv]

Societal attitudes are hard to change. Plenty of likeable and well adjusted women think that way. They are not to blame, certainly not as much as centuries of anti-sodomy attitudes. Anal sex has always been looked down for a variety of reasons. Quoting myself:

Yeah I get you but really, it takes a speshul kind of stupid to think "my husband might be gay because he wants me to finger his ring". You know, that husband who's been gleefully banging you for years. It's ignorance reinforced by bigotry.

 

[Shin Kojima]

I really enjoy it but my wife would think it was gay so I have to hide it from her.

It sucks.

Does she also think that any lesbian using a dildo or vibrator is secretly straight?

 

[Jedeye Sniv]

Does she also think that any lesbian using a dildo or vibrator is secretly straight?

Or a straight girl getting eaten out might go gay.

 

[PairOfFilthySocks]

Because I imagine regularly stretching your anus will bite you in the ass in your later years.

That and poop.

 

[NinjaBoiX]

Yeah I get you but really, it takes a speshul kind of stupid to think "my husband might be gay because he wants me to finger his ring". You know, that husband who's been gleefully banging you for years. It's ignorance reinforced by bigotry.

A lot of truth in this post, nothing wrong with a pokey bum wank.

But I dunno, lying face down or whatever while she reams you with a dildo is a whole different level to me.

Maybe some crazy vixen will change my mind in the future, who knows.

Or a straight girl getting eaten out might go gay.

Haha, perfect.

 

[Captain Europe]

It really doesn't.

Asshole stinks, it's just a fact of life. Sure, some more than others, but they all smell of, well, shit.

There are these things called shampoos, they can make your chocolate starfish smell delish.
It's pretty easy to avoid smelling before sex.

People keep saying this, but I don't see many posts that have been OT to be honest.

"Hey guys, why do you think of anal sex?" was basically the OP, most people have answered it with their honest opinion.

Some have taken wild flights of fancy to try and condemn said opinions like drawing parallels between blood and shit, saying you're probably insecure and uptight if you don't want a big plastic dildo pumped in and out of your ass and my personal favourite, "ass don't stink though".

And there have been a lot of legit answers, and a lot of laughable answers that are obviously formed by social stigma. Have you read the thread? ''I don't like sucking men off either'' ''I'm not gay'' ''that one time I had a rock solid poop and I sneezed and it went back up'' ''I didn't like that anal exam''.... A lot of these arguments are equally as ridiculous as a woman comparing putting a tampon in herself to sex or masturbation, or comparing a trip to the gynaecologist to sex... NO women does that. Can't blame people for laughing off daft reasons.

As for insecurity, shouldn't have brought up emasculation then, both are two sides of the same coin.

The ''eww poop'' people, I hope you clean your phones and computer appliances with alcohol every day, because those have a ton of shit particles on them.

 

[BladeoftheImmortal]

Because I'm afraid it'll hurt like hell. like when u have a huge log u need to crap outm that hurts a lotm

 

[Glasshole]

Okay, you have your reasons for not doing it, as it's not for everyone, like any other sexual act, and that's fine and dandy... but why even click or let alone comment on this thread if you're not interested? To my knowledge no one was asked to prove why they don't do it, neither were they forced to do it. If you have no interest, move along.

Maybe I'm insane, but to me it's fucking common sense not to throw around opinions about something you haven't experienced/tried. That's what makes so many posts in this thread laughable.

If you ask like that, yes, you are insane. The thread asked a question, and this is a discussion. The question is literally in the thread title. Apparently, some of you had trouble understanding the lack of attraction towards anal, and I tried to help with my poinz of view.
Now, why are you getting so defensive, and why would you rather see me not state my opinion?

And you really try to teach me about common sense? Don't make me laugh.

A clean bumhole does not smell of shit.


What's that got to do whether you enjoy anal sex or not?

You have obviously not read further than that, and you have understood nothing.

By reading something that isn't there in order to maximize how offended you get.

Can't tell if trolling or stupid. This argument is being thrown around so often lately, people have been using it in the most unfitting scenarios.
"That racist called me the N-word!" - "Racist? You just see something that isn't there!"

 

[Red Liquorice]

I don't even know why some of you in here are trying to argue the point for it, the "becuz poop lolz and it will make your hole loose when ur old" brigade don't get it, don't know how their body works, and they clearly think less of anyone who does these "dirty" acts, so let them stay in ignorant bliss. The answer to thread title question was obvious and was only ever going to lead to this kind of discussion.

 

[WanderingWind]

There are these things called shampoos, they can make your chocolate starfish smell delish.
It's pretty easy to avoid smelling before sex.



And there have been a lot of legit answers, and a lot of laughable answers that are obviously formed by social stigma. Have you read the thread? ''I don't like sucking men off either'' ''I'm not gay'' ''that one time I had a rock solid poop and I sneezed and it went back up'' ''I didn't like that anal exam''.... A lot of these arguments are equally as ridiculous as a woman comparing putting a tampon in herself to sex or masturbation, or comparing a trip to the gynaecologist to sex... NO women does that. Can't blame people for laughing off daft reasons.

As for insecurity, shouldn't have brought up emasculation then, both are two sides of the same coin.

The ''eww poop'' people, I hope you clean your phones and computer appliances with alcohol every day, because those have a ton of shit particles on them.

Art
Anal Defener
(Today, 11:27 a.m.)

 

[Vitanimus]

If it hurts, you're doing something wrong... all you gotta do is relax and use about loads of lube

 

[DC R1D3R]

can't beat an experimental girls mane!

;-)

 

[DigitalDevil]

She sounds lovely.

She's the best. I love her very much. She just has her established feelings on the matter. I just know if I brought it up, even if she didn't outright say it, she would be thinking to herself.... Is he gay? It doesn't help that our sex life is not the greatest right now because of low testosterone (taking shots). I also have a mental hang up because I don't feel free sexually with her. I feel like a pervert, or she thinks I'm a pervert. That doesn't really do it for me you know?

 

[Captain Europe]

If you ask like that, yes, you are insane. The thread asked a question, and this is a discussion. The question is literally in the thread title. Apparently, some of you had trouble understanding the lack of attraction towards anal, and I tried to help with my poinz of view.
Now, why are you getting so defensive, and why would you rather see me not state my opinion?

And you really try to teach me about common sense? Don't make me laugh.


You have obviously not read further than that, and you have understood nothing.

I have no problems understanding the lack of attraction, everyone is attracted to different things. Thanks for the assumption though.

 

[Glasshole]

I have no problems understanding the lack of attraction, everyone is attracted to different things. Thanks for the assumption though.

If you do, why did you feel addressed in my post in the first place? Good lord, this is ridiculous.

 

[Captain Europe]

If you do, why did you feel addressed in my post in the first place? Good lord, this is ridiculous.

Because you barged in here so defensively accusing people of calling straight people narrow minded. That is not what's happening here.

I don't even know why some of you in here are trying to argue the point for it, the "becuz poop lolz and it will make your hole loose when ur old" brigade don't get it, don't know how their body works, and they clearly think less of anyone who does these "dirty" acts, so let them stay in ignorant bliss. The answer to thread title question was obvious and was only ever going to lead to this kind of discussion.

Exactly.

 

[Glasshole]

Because you barged in here so defensively accusing people of calling straight people narrow minded. That is not what's happening here.

Read the first 4 pages and say that again.

 

[WanderingWind]

Because you barged in here so defensively accusing people of calling straight people narrow minded. That is not what's happening here.

Dude, bottom line is that you're getting visibly upset over people answering the questions that are in the OP. I mean, you don't like some of the answers, groovy. But to get this mad about folks answering a question that is being asked of them is very, very weird.

Relax.

 

[Captain Europe]

Read the first 4 pages and say that again.

Are you referring to Kangi's post?... It's Kangi, lighten up lol.

Dude, bottom line is that you're getting visibly upset over people answering the questions that are in the OP. I mean, you don't like some of the answers, groovy. But to get this mad about folks answering a question that is being asked of them is very, very weird.

Relax.

What are you on about? I've laughed to tears several times already thanks to this thread.

 

[Glasshole]

What are you on about? I've laughed to tears several times already thanks to this thread.

I'm with Wandering. It certainly didn't seem like you were "laughing to tears".

 

[Certinty]

Too gross for my liking.

Have never even come near to my girl's asshole and never will.

 

[Jedeye Sniv]

She's the best. I love her very much. She just has her established feelings on the matter. I just know if I brought it up, even if she didn't outright say it, she would be thinking to herself.... Is he gay? It doesn't help that our sex life is not the greatest right now because of low testosterone (taking shots). I also have a mental hang up because I don't feel free sexually with her. I feel like a pervert, or she thinks I'm a pervert. That doesn't really do it for me you know?

Wait you just defended her prudishness/bigotry and then turned it around and admitted that you're not able to be free around her. Feeling like a pervert and being backed up by your perverted wife is one of the greatest things in the world. If your missus is judging you for your own interests then that's a real shame for the both of you, sorry to hear it.

Tell her you want your ass fucked, what's the worst that could happen?

 

[Jedeye Sniv]

Too gross for my liking.

Have never even come near to my girl's asshole and never will.

She got one of them newfangled elbow vaginas then? Ever did doggy style? Don't look at it in the eye!!