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Sub-Zero at a Starbucks said:
Okay, so, prefacing this with a bit of context:

The game (let's just call it PLC) takes place in a fully-sealed dyson shell that functions as its own planet. Because of the closed-circuit nature of the world, it's allowed for the development of true mathematical / scientific absolutes, and as a result the tech levels have skyrocketed. Like, no overpopulation, necessities are always available, the economy is largely recreational, on-the-fly materialized objects and food, etc. Eight intelligent species live in the world, and nationality / ethnicity as well as the concept of a hetereonormative majority have largely been phased out of the worldwide culture, and from a diversity standpoint the other species have just as many potential ethnicities as humans. Anyways, part of the high tech standards have all eight species speaking a single language but in different dialects and accents mostly boiling down to personal preference. Here's where my inquiry comes in.

One of the eight main characters (playable classes - think TF2) is part of an alien race similar to Glacius, and has personally settled on a black voice. As far as his actual career, he's a cop who's made a good name for himself and has two children. In the story's present-day he's middle-aged, and as a result he's grown kind of bitter and aggressive because political corruption exists and that some people in the world are still trying to run hustles when the world provides them with just about everything they could ever need. Most crime here stems from recreation or wanting to bring other people down more than actual necessity. He's personally settled on his voice / cultural identity because he feels it's the right mix of intelligent, captivating and stern for his line of work, and his character on the surface acts a bit like Samuel L. Jackson in Pulp Fiction. Problem is, I really don't want him being introduced out of the gate as the "arbitrary angry black guy" that starts beating the shit out of the other players. So, I guess my question is how do I pitch the notion of a socioculturally-equivalent world that's free of a realized majority to the same guys that made this thread an overly defensive war rather than a discussion?
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have him turn it up when doing work, but then have him more chill in tone off the clock?
 
Is it wrong that strippers and adult entertainers motivate me to workout more than anything else?
 
Slayven said:
Piers Anthony is crazy and a bit of a dirty old man
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a "bit??"

I know, but I used to love his shit when I was too young to know any better. Some of the early stuff is legitimately decent writing, before whatever insanity he had kicked in. (edit: I remember incarnations of immortality 1-6 being decent, but then again that WAS circa 1990.)
 
Manmademan said:
I always imagined a black-GAF meetup being like a gathering of the black panthers in the 60s and 70s, only with more board games and less rifles.
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Any black gaf meet up when posing for pictures i called the "praying hands" thug pose.

Manmademan said:
a "bit??"

I know, but I used to love his shit when I was too young to know any better. Some of the early stuff is legitimately decent writing, before whatever insanity he had kicked in.
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He started writing what his fans wanted to read. 40 books of bad puns? Please.
 
Oldschoolgamer said:
Hell no. I met this one chick whom taught the classes and her body was Olympic status. Can't be lackin with those types. lol
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you'd be surprised what some of them do in their off hours. There was one I was chatting up that was a tae kwon do teacher, and did the stripping bit to bring in extra. amazing body, and just an adorable personality. Many, many lapdances were had, how could I say no?

There was another one that was just so good on the pole I just threw $100 at her, told her she was working too hard and just rolled out without any dances at all. Just too impressed.

Angelus Errare said:
Not really, though it's kinda sad you tryin to impress strippers and shit.

Adult entertainers? You ain't gotta chance with any of them outside of those Streethood Production hoodrats.
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eh, I've known plenty of strippers. not that hard to date them, they love having boyfriends just like everyone else. The issue is that they're generally not people you would actually want to be dating. You don't end up a stripper by making great life choices.
 
Angelus Errare said:
Not really, though it's kinda sad you tryin to impress strippers and shit.

Adult entertainers? You ain't gotta chance with any of them outside of those Streethood Production hoodrats.
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Naw. I mean - these people are in damned good shape. Like amazing conditioning, core strength, defined... You'd be shocked. One of my friends (girl) was showing me this instagram of a fitness model/instructor she liked and I made the ohshiti'veneverseenthispersonbeforethey'redefinitelynotpornstars faces. Ole girl was legit too but it was crazy because it was the first time I ever clearly drew the line between one and the other. And its a bold ass line.

Outside of the demands of work, which are heavy, the only reason I work out is to be sexy and keep myself tap-proof since I really don't hoop like that anymore.
 
Lionel Ritchie does a medley of his greatest hits and doesn't do "Dancing on the ceiling"? Fuck that shit

Damn Keke Palmer letting all her business hang out.

But that is not my problem.
 
DY_nasty said:
Is it wrong that strippers and adult entertainers motivate me to workout more than anything else?
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Nope, not really. It makes perfect sense. Think about how else are you going to give them the thorough smanging after hollaing at them? I'm going to need all 1000 crunches a day during workout season, squats, leg extensions, farmer's walk, and bench press to put in work on Kris Jenner. Let me catch one of these cougars, yoga teachers, and alleged strippers on instagram out here in these streets. I'm going to need all the stamina from working out to put in work and give them that life affirming dickdown.
 
^I was waiting on Dancing on the Ceiling too

Yo Terio got more flexibility than Busta. Dude could barely move his arms

Paris Hilton at the BET Awards, must mean she is down with the swirl?
 
Oldschoolgamer said:
Hell no. I met this one chick whom taught the classes and her body was Olympic status. Can't be lackin with those types. lol
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Yo for real.

I mean, I kinda got lucky with just being in naturally good shape all my life but the one time I got outworked by a girl...

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been on my yoga shit ever since. I was in college doing the same shit I'd been doing since high school - start missionary then hip drahve towards the head board, lift her up, and rock back with her straddling me with my arms supporting most of her weight. This girl was not having it though. As soon as I went in she got me in a full guard and did a textbook sweep. Moved to a full mount and initiated ground and pound til I was helpless. Allowed zero stroke control. Chump-status
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Then there was the flashbacks to my first high school party in NC. Never had a southern girl throw it back on me before. Damn near knocked me out my Iversons. Homies clowned me so hard. Said I'd never let it happen again.
 
Switching to Nicki Manji in the middle of Iggy performing. I see BET.

And why isn't the chick that sings the hook there? She really had something better else to do?

Face it Tiger.. said:
Meek lil' Keke dressing like a escort, but that ain't my business though.
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Dude on twitter said she dressed like Captain Kirk going to fuck her after the show.
 
Manmademan said:
eh, I've known plenty of strippers. not that hard to date them, they love having boyfriends just like everyone else. The issue is that they're generally not people you would actually want to be dating. You don't end up a stripper by making great life choices.
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Strippers yes, pornstars? No. I assumed that since he said adult entertainer and strippers as separate entities he was talking about pornstars.
 
If I date a stripper than make a thread about how I don't trust her with dudes do you think GAF will still call me insecure? How many people on GAF do you think would say they're okay with their stripper girlfriend kicking it with multiple men? How many people will say I don't own her because is prefer her stripper ass to not be around men alone?
 
BET reminded me that ASAP MOB put out one of the best songs that really give you that old school NY vibe. Trillmatic was dope af. If they released an entire album that sounded like that…take my money.
 
Angelus Errare said:
Strippers yes, pornstars? No. I assumed that since he said adult entertainer and strippers as separate entities he was talking about pornstars.
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They're interchangeable to me in this sense. Sculpting your body for sex is just like... honest, friend. And I really like that. I mean, I don't do this shit for my health really. When I'm in a relationship, I remind myself that I owe the person I'm with the courtesy of maintaining the physical appearance that they were attracted to. And I've already done that. I told that story years ago.
EloquentM said:
If I date a stripper than make a thread about how I don't trust her with dudes do you think GAF will still call me insecure? How many people on GAF do you think would say they're okay with their stripper girlfriend kicking it with multiple men? How many people will say I don't own her because is prefer her stripper ass to not be around men alone?
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1) Yes. But that's GAF. I'll never forget my thread on dating a bi-sexual girl. GAF is GAF.
2) Some people here want cheating punishable by jail-time when they can't even clearly define cheating to begin with.
3) If you know you can't handle your partner being out there like that, then just avoid that altogether by not dating someone who has that as their job description.
 
DY_nasty said:
They're interchangeable to me in this sense. Sculpting your body for sex is just like... honest, friend. And I really like that. I mean, I don't do this shit for my health really. When I'm in a relationship, I remind myself that I owe the person I'm with the courtesy of maintaining the physical appearance that they were attracted to. And I've already done that. I told that story years ago.


1) Yes. But that's GAF. I'll never forget my thread on dating a bi-sexual girl. GAF is GAF.
2) Some people here want cheating punishable by jail-time when they can't even clearly define cheating to begin with.
3) If you know you can't handle your partner being out there like that, then just avoid that altogether by not dating someone who has that as their job description.
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Yeah most of the questions were rhetorical but number 3 goes without saying.

Slayven said:
or eat a cup o noodles made with piss.
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Damn why can't you just stick to midget porn?
 
I swear August look like TI's younger taller/lankier brother.
lol Keisha Chante and Bow Wow quickly dippin off when he came on stage.

And LMAO @ Chris Rock callin August the Black Side Show Bob of R&B

DY_nasty said:
They're interchangeable to me in this sense. Sculpting your body for sex is just like... honest, friend. And I really like that. I mean, I don't do this shit for my health really. When I'm in a relationship, I remind myself that I owe the person I'm with the courtesy of maintaining the physical appearance that they were attracted to. And I've already done that. I told that story years ago.
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I respect your honesty.
 
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