Rihanna to be drawn, quartered by FIFA for touching sacred World Cup Trophy (replica)
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Wait..What? She touched it ?, she touched de fucking Cup!!.. my god she done fucked up now. YOU DONE FUCKED UP RiRi!.. She needs to be punished swiftly with zero remorse, the quicker the better. stick'r in a gimp suit and ship her to me immediately Fifa!, i know how to handle these unauthorized cup touchers, 12 hours of intense oral action will sort'r out good, as god is my withness i wont stop until my jaw locks.
Can't believe they'd let this dirty whore profane the trophy with his sex-crazed paws.
Never fails to amaze me when I see rich businessmen wear terrible unfitted suits.
Money truly doesn't buy class..
godhandiscen
There are millions of whiny 5-year olds on Earth, and I AM THEIR KING.
Hahaha. Quite the opposite. I've stopped giving less of a fuck about how I look as I make more money. I feel like fewer people can judge me if I can pay my bill.
Er, when you have money you dont need to project the illusion of having it anymore. I.e. you can walk around in shorts and no one gives a fuck because they know youre rich.
Eh. when you are at a business meeting. event, conference etc nobody walks in with shorts, unless you are some eccentric billionaire.
I'm not talking about your daily life and being comfortable in casual clothes.
When you represent a company and an image, it goes a long way to spend a minuscule amount of money and get your suits fitted and presenting yourself properly. Has nothing to do with others being judgemental or snobby. You also look significantly better.
Prinz Eugn
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Mau ®;121151752 said:
That is a terrible assumption. Internet access isn't evenly distributed, nor is Google's search share.
LiquidMetal14
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1st world problem son.
charlequin
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Nothing is declasse like having to tell people what a delicate flower you are that you require all kinds of special treatment. When you have to demand reverence for something (especially completely unenforceable reverence) it only reduces the actual value of that thing; it's trying too hard.
This justification is like the perfect example of that. STOP GUYS LISTEN TO ME THE WORLD CUP IS VERY IMPORTANT OKAY?! How about we all accept that the importance of the World Cup is exactly that last part -- that billions of people watch hundreds of countries engage in bloodthirsty competition for it -- instead of trying to impose value on it with arbitrary reasons like its (not particularly impressive) monetary value?
This is like the entire foundation of what it means to be famous.
Dreams-Visions
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I was hoping a closeup of the trophy would make me feel differently about it.
http://www.standardmedia.co.ke/sdemedia/sdeimages/pulse/World-Cup-Trophy-Large.jpg
Nope. Still ugly, still small, and quite frankly...rather uninspired. You can tell the person who made it isn't any sort of fan of the sport (he admitted only being an occasional spectator).
Gonna second the opinion that they should entertain some redesigns, melt this one down and forge a new one. One that better captures the sport in which it represents. Something bigger and bolder, that reflects the scope and scale of the sporting event. Hell, it doesn't even have to be bigger, just more meaningfully made and intricately crafted.
http://www.standardmedia.co.ke/sdemedia/sdeimages/pulse/World-Cup-Trophy-Large.jpg
Nope. Still ugly, still small, and quite frankly...rather uninspired. You can tell the person who made it isn't any sort of fan of the sport (he admitted only being an occasional spectator).
Gonna second the opinion that they should entertain some redesigns, melt this one down and forge a new one. One that better captures the sport in which it represents. Something bigger and bolder, that reflects the scope and scale of the sporting event. Hell, it doesn't even have to be bigger, just more meaningfully made and intricately crafted.
Any ideas? What would be a better design considering the limitations of the gold?
Charles Foster Kane
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The trophy is ugly?
No, it's quite nice.
No, it's quite nice.
Can't believe they'd let this dirty whore profane the trophy with his sex-crazed paws.
Haha this dude is at this moment caresing Lebrons balls, he needs him as Live 15 cover for that to get some decent sales.
They won't do that because it'll just keep getting stolen like the last one (Jules Rimet).
I guess no one really wants to steal the Stanley Cup, so it's a different situation.
Mighty Chin
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I remember a movie where some thirds had stolen the Stanley Cup. I can't remember names or actors right now.
Edit: found it http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120813/
Wendel Clark
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the medals they gave out were shit too
talisayNon
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lol fuck the trophy
Well, its called "FIFA World Cup Trophy".
plagiarize
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No one wants to steal the Stanley Cup because it's a punch bowl from Sheffield. It doesn't mean that hockey teams and their fans don't really want to win it though.
The world cup trophy is the worst of all the trophies I just spent the last couple minutes binging. I think the Lombardi trophy is best (but I'm partial to football as sport, so that's probably a big factor), but the Premier League trophy is pretty cool, too. The Stanley Cup is too big and seeing people eat cereal out of it and hearing about how people poop in it dampens its image. The World Series trophy is neat, but a little too busy with all the flags and doesn't have enough solid metal. The NBA trophy is a little tacky, imo, with the gold overlay, and I don't care for the design.
Mysterious
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I should take your opinion over that of the grammy committee?
The people in this thread are sad. She's been called a whore, having aids, a coke head, and all because of what? She's a girl that no one in this thread will ever get? She's a girl that even on your best day you could never pull? You all say this while hugging your anime pillows and reading hentai to fill the empty space in your heart cause you're gonna die alone? Fuck outta here, get into grammy award winning album Unapologetic.
So what the fuck are you?
I love the World Cup Trophy. I'm not a big fan of the Champions League cup but it#s ok I guess. Lombardi trophy looks like a Zeppelin model on a stick and that other thing is just a bunch of stacked pots.
He's also a lot of other things. Mostly bad things. It is known.
Hummel's annoying gf also did it though...
Annoying why? Because she won't have sex with you?
I think she's pushing herself into the media through his fame. I don't really care but that's what I heard.
Well, he calls critics of the Qatar bid racist, so I just assume that is all the evidence the old fool needs.
Be glad when he and his ilk are gone.
That's the replica I'm pretty sure? To be honest the one Rihanna holds is probably the replica too.
I should take your opinion over that of the grammy committee?
The people in this thread are sad. She's been called a whore, having aids, a coke head, and all because of what? She's a girl that no one in this thread will ever get? She's a girl that even on your best day you could never pull? You all say this while hugging your anime pillows and reading hentai to fill the empty space in your heart cause you're gonna die alone? Fuck outta here, get into grammy award winning album Unapologetic.
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too bad the faces of whom who u speak can't be as unblemished as this !
These kind of posts must the pop lingo equivalent of salt.
Platini is still young compared to Blatter. This nightmare will never end.
Oh, that would probably make more sense.... The regulations are still silly though
Jeff Albertson
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I think it's a stunning trophy BUT I'm a huge football fan so to me it's a thing of legend!
Truly iconic
Although due to Baddiel and skinner I still think of someone holding a melon whilst covered in custard
Truly iconic
Although due to Baddiel and skinner I still think of someone holding a melon whilst covered in custard
It's a unique design in the world of trophies so opinions are going to be mixed, lots will see it as iconic, especially if they grew up with it, others more used to the silver cup/bowl designs will likely think it ugly.
To me it's quite hard to see something like the Premier League or Champions League trophies as iconic. The designs are just too safe and unoriginal.
I see.
Johnny Cage In The Shower
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Does she have a new album coming out, or she is truly a WC/Football fan?
Lol I was gonna say.
Some of the wealthiest people I know walk around looking like hobos.
She's not originally from the US. So odds are she's a legit soccer fan.
Let's put it that way... I think that's what I heard
Mysterious
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Are you saying my Kween is a legit fan?
Am I doing this right?
Stan for THE BAJAN QUEEN!!
Winterfang
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What does drawn, quartered means?
Rihanna will first be tied to a horse and dragged to the FIFA headquarters; then tied to four horses by all her limbs, they will be spurred into different directions so that her body is split.
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