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[Scar Mortico]

I'm reviewing submissions and will pick a winner soon.

 

[Swamped]

Oh no I missed out
I wanted to write one too
Maybe next Monday?

 

[Forkball]

Oh who will it be
A brand new Smash character
Fucking Cranky Kong

 

[AzureSkies]

Liquid and Solid
Two snakes of the same matter.
Les Enfant Terrible

my face when reading this:

 

[benjammin]

Why did I purchase
Final Fantasy Thirteen
This game is awful

 

[Slappers Only]

Games are about fun
I can believe anything
The joke is on me

 

[eggwolio]

Why maxcriden why
did you promise us a prize
no winners announced

 

[Nyx]

This naut is awesome
Awesome naut
Push baby push

 

[KHlover]

Goddess of the Sun
Last stand against the darkness
Great brushing technique

 

[hepburn3d]

We all had high hopes
Then along came the beta
You are not Skyrim

Spoiler

Elder Scrolls Online

I am not asleep
I climb this mountain for truth
I am not awake

Spoiler

Journey

My clone is not me
We are not my clone's clone now
You are not me, yet

Spoiler

The Swapper

 

[maxcriden]

Why maxcriden why
did you promise us a prize
no winners announced

Still choosing the best
choice is an illusion? yes
will decide very soon

 

[Speedwagon]

A drunk·en squir·rel
Now sits on the throne as king
Con·ker's Bad Fur Day

 

[graywords]

not in it for swag
haiku is an addiction
much like gaming is

 

[RP912]

Stuck in Traffic again
No time to meet shipment
Damn Euro Truck Simulator


Married a fellow sim
trying to get whoopie tonight
she paints a picture

 

[DryvBy]

A drunk·en squir·rel
Now sits on the throne as king
Con·ker's Bad Fur Day

Phil Spencer has claimed
Project Spark won't be his last
Chris Seavor says 'Huh?'

 

[Reaganomics]

two robots enter
both tricked out as fighters
i got the lip gun

lombax and robot
having adventures and shit
fuck captain qwark

solid snake: tanker
best intro to any game
oh. i am girl now

 

[graywords]

Why does a werewolf
have two giant spikes for hands?
Must be hard to pee

 

[BumblebeeCody]

Fuck you said Dante
Fuck you said the Succubus
Fuck you said Dante

 

[graywords]

What is a man, man?
Pile of secrets? That's just, like,
your opinion, man.

 

[Spazznid]

Remember Me

World in need of one
Her name is Nilin and now
You'll remember her


Boom

 

[Deadpool_X]

Catching fish and bugs
Just thinly veiled slavery
Animal Crossing

http://youtu.be/rmtKHo7GB64

 

[maxcriden]

TEN FINALISTS

Don't Believe the lies!
Pokemon evolution?
It was all design

Don't know if you know
about the haiku culture.
(I am an expert)

kickstart my indie
awesome brony MMO
only need 10k

edit: making games
is hard so i spent your cash
on MLP merch

Ode to Ash

Pika pika chu
Pi pika pi -- Pikachu
Pika pi? Pika?

In her royal home
Worlds lie within the paintings.
How long are these stairs?

Mighty Number 9
The ending to this haiku
Is now a stretch goal

Storm at sea, he lands
Upon the beach of dreamers
Now, the Wind Fish stirs

Past, present, future
skyward, waker, and seasons -
All lines need a Link.

trail of white pellets
seldom leads to victory
in a maze of ghosts

Please could you advise?
The Ocarina Of Time
Safe to swallow?

(http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=100016891)

And the winner is....

Don't Believe the lies!
Pokemon evolution?
It was all design

Hilarious! Consider yourself the winner, MrNyarlathotep!

 

[SolVanderlyn]

Fuck you said Dante
Fuck you said the Succubus
Fuck you said Dante

This is gold.

 

[GrantDaNasty]

Dear IceFrog our Lord
Hear me out just this one time
WHERE IS DIRETIDE?!

 

[Palmer_v1]

There was so much cheese
In each room of my mansion
but where did it go?

Spoiler

Skyrim

 

[eggwolio]

Is there another
Haiku contest today, sir?
Mondays are dreadful.

 

[eighty(one)]

jump jump Here we go
coin coin brick break mushroom star
Super Mario

Spoiler

darn, too late!

 

[graywords]

Is there another
Haiku contest today, sir?
Mondays are dreadful.

Worry not, my son
Every day's a haiku day
If you just believe

 

[maxcriden]

Is there another
Haiku contest today, sir?
Mondays are dreadful.

I still have to send MrNyarlathotep his prize. Feel free to write more haikus but no more prizes yet unfortunately.

 

[akidnamededdy]

Oh cool I was a finalist!

Not for the glory
Not for the social status
All for shovelry

Spoiler

Shovel Knight

 

[Village]

Don't Believe the lies!
Pokemon evolution?
It was all design

This is actually gold.

 

[ferr]

up up down down left
right left right b a b a
select start play game

contra.

 

[Piston Hyundai]

Not at all surprised
that a Nintendo haiku
won maxcriden's prize

 

[Sushi Nao]

Battlefield 4 is
Chasing men with a medkit
They all run too fast

 

[theechrisfox]

I still have to send MrNyarlathotep his prize. Feel free to write more haikus but no more prizes yet unfortunately.

I need to know what the prize is.

 

[Piston Hyundai]

Battlefield 4 is
Chasing men with a medkit
They all run too fast

Battlefield 4 is
Unavailable right now
Try again later

 

[Bjoern the Smexy]

Hey, I didn't know
that we are still doing this.
I really love this.


So there was this guy.
Killed gods and Titans and shit.
Kratos, you da man.


Animal Crossing
Your town of dreams and friendship.
Really fucking sweet.


Stand at waterfall.
When say "Password" wait 3 min.
Then is coffee time.


Stomp a Goomba dead.
Jump at block, get Starman. Yay!
Then fall down a pit.


Super Nintendo
Home of the best games ever.
Don't say otherwise


Silent Hill, oh my.
I don't want to sleep tonight.
so I play this game.


This will be the last.
It is really hard to stop.
Haikus are like crack.

 

[graywords]

up up down down left
right left right b a b a
select start play game

contra.

Remove one "b a"
to make the code more precise
I see that a lot

 

[ferr]

Remove one "b a"
to make the code more precise
I see that a lot

i think konami
switched it around with some games.
i might be wrong though

 

[Sushi Nao]

Destiny's good but
Turning radius too large
Sprint like Gears of War

My Triangle is
glad, but no acrobatics?
Skyrim is casul

 

[Muskieratboi]

Cydonia Fires
A hail of bullets
Fallen Souls released

Aim for the plasma
turret first, you god-damn fools
Gives an Advantage

Forty days to wait
Freeze me in Cryogenics
Bungie Hear my Plea

 

[Shaanyboi]

Pattern? Cyclical.
Again, the steam sales return.
Tears from my wallet.

 

[Sushi Nao]

Heal is on LB
Zoom on LT, Syndicate
Soon my bones change shape

 

[graywords]

i think konami
switched it around with some games.
i might be wrong though

You know, honestly
I don't remember for sure
apart from Contra.

 

[Stormhammer]

Snowy day, black car
I'm looking for some sailors
Forklift on spinners

 

[Mixolydian]

Admiral Ackbar
See me in Star Wars Battlefront
It is not a trap

 

[Sushi Nao]

Obsessive compelled?
Put down Just Cause 2, it's all
96 percents

 

[Caerith]

ha-i-ku contests?
if you like this sort of thing:
oldies but goodies

 

[Fushichou187]

Games I played this weekend:

Sound Shapes

Circle meets Square wave
A Platmaking Beatformer
Dat Corporeal

Destiny

The Traveler's Light
Filling and animating
My zombie soldier

The Last of Us

One-Hundred Percent
broken. Damn update. Time for
Grounded in reverse.

VVVVVV

Terry Cavanagh
You magnificent bastard
This game, mang. THIS GAME.

 

[Pociask]

Not even top ten?
Like the cherry blossoms fall,
My tears beyond count.

Thanks for running this contest, brightened my Monday