So do the many castles in the rest of the UK that don't have any attachment to the monarchy - but not as many. I don't think anyone's suggesting for a moment that the monarchy is single handedly propping up any tourist industries, but that doesn't mean it doesn't play a role, and I doubt anyone at all would be piling into the UK to check out the house of President Blair - so if we do
need an executive head of state (even if, like in many countries, they're purely a functionary position), why not have one that contributes? It's not like an elected head of state would be free.
But these are all fairly crude, economic arguments that don't matter much - I've never been of the belief that our political structures should be organised around meagre financial to'ing and fro'ing; By the sum of the nation's wealth, it's not a huge deal eitherway. However, if we're acknowledging that the role is basically a political irrelevance, as the heads of states in many countries are, then I struggle to see how an entity which has support and polling that most politicians would strangle their own children in their sleep to obtain taking up this role is "offensive" - indeed, replacing them with an entity that is almost certainly going to have
less popular support seems like a peculiar cure of offensiveness. There's a lot more to democracy than elections, after all.
And finally, the UK's a particularly unusual example here because - unlike our colonial brothers and sister who maintain the monarchy as their technical head of state - we don't have a written constitution. Parliamentary democracy as the world knows it was developed in Westminster through the gradual (and
occasionally not-so-gradual) alterations of our organic, uncodified constitution. It's
not static and it
can be changed, but one has to confront the fact that our current gang of inept loons that run the country and the civil service would be the ones taking a hatchet to the constitution in any possible path in which we got rid of the monarchy. And given that the entire power of parliament, the prime minister, the cabinet, every branch of government and many things that
aren't branches of government technically receive their power as proxy of the monarch, there
would need to be a significant change in our constitution. Since the monarchy don't do anything politically significant, the
most significant way of actually "removing" them would be by removing these constitutional empowerments (which is why I don't believe anyone who says that we could basically just ignore this constitutional issue), so the question is - what do we replace our ~800 year old constitution with, and who's gonna write it? Lord Heseltine? Sir Jeremy Heywood? Baroness Ashton? Fuck that.