Giant Bomb #9 | More Dan Meets The Eye

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If it was literally any other human being than Dan Ryckert, I would assume American Numbers was being said facetiously.

Sadly, I know better.
 
Anyone make this reference yet?

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I need a Metal Gear endurance run.

They don't even have to play the game. It's how long the guys can hold out while Dan explains the plot.
 
Has anyone yet put forward the theory that Dan is secretly a space alien trying to assimilate into human culture yet?

Because that would explain a lot.
 
Wow, didn't the last one only last 2 months? Great work as usual Coldman. I completely forgot Patrick worked for the site until I saw his name in the OP.
 
To be fair on dan, before I turned 20 I ate 2 types of vegetable exclusively. Spinach and water spinach.

Everything else was a no go.
 
Dan is a monster and I both love it and am constantly infuriated by the things that horrible person says.

So great addition in my meaningless opinion.
 
Missed the first hour so I'm watching it now. When Dan gave "where France is" as an example of when he would use an encyclopedia, Brad's face was priceless.
 
The people that bitched that they hired Dan instead of a woman must now realize how perfect a fit he is on the crew right?

I want a new video series called "Dan Ryckert tries foods for the first time that literally everyone else on the planet has eaten before".
 
Has anyone yet put forward the theory that Dan is secretly a space alien trying to assimilate into human culture yet?

Because that would explain a lot.
Dan is a Bradly Cooper character that escaped from a David O. Russell film.
 
Has anyone yet put forward the theory that Dan is secretly a space alien trying to assimilate into human culture yet?

Because that would explain a lot.
I considered it but then the Elite Quick Look happened and he didn't know there was no air in space... among other facts a space alien should know being that they presumably traveled here through space.
 
Crazy that premium Demo Derby video is going to hit 500 comments in less than a day. The Ryckert takeover is truly upon us.

Also fantastic OP, Hot Coldman. On point as usual.
 
I'm American and I had no idea how they worked.

Outside of the Simpsons I've never seen a pog.

Dan-ish not Danish- ...oh nevermind. I will remain an enigma.

Anyways... I always figured they were just like trading cards; you know, utterly useless collectibles. I can't recall a single instance of anyone playing pogs. It was just, "hey, look at this one!"
 
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