Rubbish King
The gift that keeps on giving

So the results are in and you're going to university!
You can have a pat on the back right now for free, well done you
This thread is for people to interact, share stories and maybe even find a few people going to the same place. So if you're starting this year, planning to go soon or even if you graduated long ago. SAY HEY! This is for anyone, you don't have to be a superior gallant Englishman to post in this thread

In British universities, new students have a special name: they are called Freshers, a shortened version of the American word ‘Freshman’. After their A-level exams, young people often make a fresh start by going to university, which can involve moving to a new city and leaving their family home. The first week of university life in the UK is called Freshers’ Week and is both a scary and exciting experience.

Freshers’ week is a chance to make lots of new friends and try out different hobbies. Most universities in the UK have a Union building: a place where students go to have fun. It is the perfect place to meet friends and join university societies.

In Freshers’ week, lots of special activities are organised for people to meet each other. Tours of the town, creative workshops and parties are great ways to socialise with other Freshers. Sometimes famous singers come and play concerts especially for the new students of the university. There is also the opportunity to go on trips to theme parks or other big cities nearby.


Booze is something you're unlikely to be able to avoid when you go to university - whether you are drinking it or not. Drinking in halls, the union and the local pubs and clubs is a way of life for a large majority of students. Here's a few tips on the matter that I've shamelessly stolen
Eating isn’t cheating
Line that stomach or you haven't got a chance
Know your limits
As a barman in a student city I've had countless times where I've had to save stranded students, including a time where I found a guy freezing his ass off, at a bus stop, passed out in his own sick.. You do NOT want to be that guy, drinking shenanigans are always a laugh but that motherfucker coulda died
It’s not a race, drink at your own pace
I say to follow this one, but peer pressure and thinking YOLO can impair you here so it can be a good idea to ensure you don't fly solo when you do plan to get totally clobbered
For you whippershnappers who aren't yet aquainted with your new best friend alcohol here's some resources you can read up on so you don't die:
http://www.thestudentroom.co.uk/wiki/Alcohol_guide_for_freshers
https://www.drinkaware.co.uk/make-a-change/how-to-cut-down/cutting-down-when-out-and-about/freshers-week-guide
15 things that will happen during freshers week

Postgrad Musings:
- Student cards are the best (Discount at stores, free McFlurry / Cheeseburger with a meal).
- Paper plates are the holy grail of fine university dining.
- Party hard first year.
- During the first week of your course people "market" themselves are more talented than they actually are
don't feel inferior. Apparently some guy on my course was "Pakistan Coder of the year" or something along those lines, turned out he couldn't program for shit.
- Group Projects are designed to guaranteed to make you hate at least one of your fellow group members.
- Freshers Fair = Free Pizza
JOIN CLUBS, my friends. Volunteer. Get active with your community.
Don't be John GoHomeAfterClass Doe. He's no fun.
Best time of the year to get laid.
I regret entering university with a girlfriend, don't make the same mistake fellas.
I got so drunk on freshers week I proceeded to have sex with a girl in the female halls toilets and broke the seat.
To this day I don't understand why I didn't use my room...
Senator Soufflé;125349179 said:Do everything at Freshers and make as many friends as you can. I never did when i started Uni and I regret not forming as many bonds with people in my course as I could have.
I used to love freshers week when I was a kid. Highlight of the year. So many new horny drunk chicks. It was like Christmas in a sweet shop. Anyway, word of advice freshers. Don't leave the packaging your new tvs and expensive electronics came in outside your front door. At this time of year the bad guys patrol student areas and your basically putting a big neon, "ROB ME" sign over your front door.
So introduce yourself new students of 2014 or people continuing through their studies this year!
Here's a little questionnaire to get you started:
Where do you live:
Where are you from:
What are you studying:
University:
Sport of choice:
Console/Weapon of choice
Favourite UK TV show:
CBBC or CITV(brit kids tv channels):
I'd like to thank the internet for letting me steal this whole terrible OT, good luck guys!

Where do you live:Portsmouth
Where are you from:Devon
What are you studying:Engineering
University:Portsmouth
Sport of choice:Rugby
Console/Weapon of choicePC
Favourite UK TV show:Sherlock
CBBC or CITV:CBBC fo lyf