Daffy Duck
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OP should watch Snatch/Lock Stock and two smoking barrels
Anyone wish Harry Potter wasn't british?
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QuicheFontaine
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He just one-shotted Voldemort, brah. That's fuckin' EPIC!
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José Mourinho
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HP should have been set in Northern Ireland.
Well, there's a British accent as much as there's an American accent.
Which means it's really just a bunch of different accents that all sound similar to someone not familiar with them.
GuitarAtomik
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Anyone else wish Harry Potter was black and from Atlanta? You could get to Hogwarts from a MARTA stop.
Angelus Errare
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Good dags. D'ya like dags mate?
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I feel Harry being part Klingon would of added some good depth to the series.
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I am cracking up here
QuicheFontaine
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I was thinking "parabellum projecto" sounded pretty wizardlly.
And afterwards he could put some shades on and say something like "Voldemort? More like Volde-corpse". Still working on this line though.
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Angelus Errare
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American title.
Would watch Lil Wayne go to magic school and play quidditch
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Angelus Errare
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Oo to make it even more Americany; the gun could shoot out red, white and blue bullets. While Larry is wearing an American flag shirt with an Eagle on the back. Then the kids back at....Cidermont High all have AR-15s strapped to them except the black kids that'd be dangerous. Let's not be irresponsible now!
Deaf Spacker
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U wot m8?
Daffy Duck
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Dags?
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They don't need them. No gun is more dangerous than the most powerful spell, the dehumanising stare
Hyperborean
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They should make him American and the tagline should be "The only way to stop a bad guy with a wand is a good guy with a wand".
RandyBobandy
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Oh, dogs. Yeah, I like dogs
What makes a show/film British or American or whatever? Producer? Writer? Director?
Are the Nolan Batman films British? Are the LotR films British/New Zealand? Are the Harry Potter movies American?
If it's production/who ever makes it then nearly every film is American.
They literally wouldn't be able to see the castle, and if they got close enough, they would be repelled.
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Other cultures make me uncomfortable, even when they speak the same language as I do. I need everything to be distilled into jokes and phrases that I'm already familiar with, because I'm incapable of using context to infer meaning or dealing with unfamiliar orderings of letters and words. That's why I only watch foreign entertainment that has been properly remade by Americans, with American actors. (It's okay if you use a British person to fool me with an American accent. I won't notice.)
SwiftDeath
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Ha this is hilarious and no, not at all
U know dis fam
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Okay this is hilarious as well
Sir_Crocodile
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so the only british show you like is the one where the main character doesn't speak
Angelus Errare
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This might be true, maybe we can get another movie series about these black people (nature's ninjas). About how they have learned to harness their gifts and turn them into a deadly form of martial arts. Think of it as an offshoot of Naruto. Black people already have the Dehumanizing Stare, which is one of the lost doujutsu long forgotten; and they have their deadly fighting style called Divine Threatening Step which is an offshoot of a the Gentle Step fighting style.
Threatening Step began taught in 776 and even before that, but members of the Gentle Step House felt Threatening Step was too dangerous so they dismantled the Threatening Step school and made members of the sect servants to the House of Gentle Step. By 861 the House of Gentle Step had splintered into different factions; The Northern Gentle Step and the Southern Gentle Step. Northern Gentle Step felt that Threatening Step should be allowed to flourish and the Southern Gentle Step disagreed and thus the great Gentle Step War of 861 began. By the end of the war the Northern Gentle Step Style beat the Southern Gentle Step style and as a result Threatening Step was allowed to open it's schools and teach again. However Northern Gentle Step put in certain rules so that Threatening Step could never get too big.
Fast Forward to 950 and Threatening Step Style had grown in users but Northern Gentle Step and Southern Gentle Step still made sure Threatening Step style users did not have too much freedom and by 960 tensions were running high. That's when one of the Grand Masters; Grand Master Mading Lude Jin tried to rally all the Houses together to show them that it was bigger than anyone one House. Unfortunately someone from the Southern Gentle Style killed him. As a direct result of his murder many of the Threatening Step style had subconsciously unlocked the Dehumanizing Stare while they grieved his lost. The world was not ready.
These kind of side stories just can't happen with a British Harry Potter movie.
I say we make a petition to fund an American remake so we can explore all these stories.
Rushersauce
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Dear god, this thread is cracking me up.
I had no problem with the accent, m8! And English is not even my first language.
I had no problem with the accent, m8! And English is not even my first language.
Yeah, but introducing guns to the wizard world would bring a lot of other problems.
Reminds me of Boro Pat
Scottish is awesome, I love Scottish and haven't really had any big problems understanding it except when watching Trainspotters (haven't really run into much Scottish stuff anyway).
I did get about 45% of what that guy in your video said though, maybe because I was trying really hard. Is that how they speak in certain areas of Scotland? Rural accent?
Would it really? The wizard world is already fuck up
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