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[FunkyMunkey]

I ran with an idea from an episode of CSI and made $2K in five minutes .

Fraud? Sex?

 

[Delicious Waffles]

cant ride a bike

I've never done an illicit drug in my life (weed, etc..).

I can't tie my shoes in proper way. Only the "bunny ears" way.

All three apply to me as well.

 

[PoopRiot]

I sing Danzig songs to my dogs. The lyrics are often altered to include the word dog or dog related activities. Show me how the dogs kill.

 

[RionaaM]

I've been in only 1 relationship in my 24 years on earth that was four years ago, nothing ever since.

Same here, but 3 years ago and I'm 23 now. And I wouldn't really call it a "relationship", but yeah. Are you me from the future?

 

[Daniel B·]

Fraud? Sex?

Yeah, with my 5/10 body I pimped myself out as a one-time male prostitute (well, she was 72) .

 

[Escape Goat]

Yeah, with my 5/10 body I pimped myself out as a one-time male prostitute (well, she was 72) .

Pics or it didn't happen

 

[ODDI]

Same here, but 3 years ago and I'm 23 now. And I wouldn't really call it a "relationship", but yeah. Are you me from the future?

Aww man it's like looking in a mirror lol i'll inform you from the future if things would get better.

 

[Collete]

edit: never mind.

 

[RionaaM]

Aww man it's like looking in a mirror lol i'll inform you from the future if things would get better.

Fair enough! And I promise you I won't cut my hand

 

[Jzero]

I cheated on my fiancee with different men.

I had sex with my wife's co-worker a few months back. Though I had an amazing night, I do regret it.

You guys are douche nuggets.

Also holy shit at people that don't know how to drive in their 30's. I thought i lagged it when i got my license at 22.

 

[Heavy_D_Forever]

I'm 28 years old and I don't know how to swim. I've always been a skinny guy and I just don't float in deep water. I'm a sinker.

 

[bengraven]

I'm 31 and I've only had sex with one person (and I expect that to still be the case when I'm 35, seeing as I'm married), and that was first when I was 25.

But then, I suppose my earlier confession in this thread impacts that somewhat >.>

It's pretty frustrating, though I blame myself because I was constantly terrified that people who seemed into me weren't and vice versa and i found out later i threw away a ton of great relationships, if not crazy uninhibited sex because I had five minutes of insecurity.

 

[TheWorthyEdge]

I fucked up my chances.

 

[Christine]

I stubbed a cigarette out on myself once

 

[Lv99 Slacker]

I volunteer for phase I clinical trials for a living.

 

[Yamauchi]

I SSH tunnel at work and spend about half of my time there doing a second job.

 

[Daniel B·]

Pics or it didn't happen

O.k., I'm stretching the truth a tad, but the $2K was real . If anyone can identify the CSI episode, I'll reveal all (I tried to find it a while back - it's the one featuring sports arbitrage).

 

[Five]

I'm fascinated by and highly addicted to cross dressing.

 

[Azulsky]

Never have had a romantic interaction with another person. I feel like such an oddball because I never had any desire to until recently(25). Its like I never went through puberty mentally until now. The coup de grace is that I'm terrible at meeting new people.

 

[genjiZERO]

I had sex with my one of my best-friend's girlfriend (while he was off having sex with a random girl) in a drunken stupor at a party years ago. I finally told him after they had broken up, and his reply was, "Haha, wiener cousins!" and he stuck out his pinky in the shape of a hook.

 

[XenodudeX]

I can't look at myself.

I eat my own scabs sometimes

I think my body is fucking disgusting

 

[p_xavier]

I'm not clinically depressed but everday is a challenge for to stay alive. I'm alone with just a few friends that I see a couple of times of year.

 

[Gorger]

I have never had a single smoke in my life. (27 years old)

 

[Escape Goat]

I'm not clinically depressed but everday is a challenge for to stay alive. I'm alone with just a few friends that I see a couple of times of year.

Anytime someone says its a challenge to stay alive you're dealing with some depression. maybe try to see a doctor and get treated.

 

[Mr Fahrenheit]

Every second I'm not doing something I do embarrassing fanfic in my head with different OC inserts in different fictions. It's pretty terrible, but It's great for passing the time.

I'm really bad at kissing, I don't understand what it is I'm doing wrong either.

I hate neoGAF, but /v/ is nothing but 14 year old kids now and reddit has always sucked, so this is the only place left to go.

 

[YesNOnoNOYes]

I make male superheroes have sex with fellow male superheroes after they fight the hell out of each other.

The last thread that delivered for me was Thor vs. Superman.

Glorious.

 

[p_xavier]

Anytime someone says its a challenge to stay alive you're dealing with some depression. maybe try to see a doctor and get treated.

I did, but it did nothing, even with medication.

 

[Escape Goat]

I did, but it did nothing, even with medication.

What kind of doctor? I hope you're able to find something that works. Everyday is a chance to turn it all around. It won't happen overnight but you don't have to live like that.

 

[Laughing Banana]

Can't swim and ride a bike.

Also hate cheaters with a passion.

 

[paparazzo]

I feel like I haven't earned the internship I'm starting soon and will disappoint my boss (despite making dean's list, and being "the best student" in a class I took last spring).

 

[user8503492]

If Im standing up (like in a shower or something) I can only cum if I stand on my tippy toes.

I once stuck a pair of my friends hot sister worn pantys in my coat pocket while over his house. Must have jerked off with them all year in 8th grade.

I smoked a bunch of crack when I was a teen (like 15-17) Never got addicted. Would buy like $120 worth secretly every 3-6 months and smoke it and play Madden on my Genesis over the course of a night.

 

[bloodydrake]

i can't remember a single dream that wasn't a bad one since i was a kid.
saying that..i don't hardly remember any of my dreams

 

[p_xavier]

What kind of doctor? I hope you're able to find something that works. Everyday is a chance to turn it all around. It won't happen overnight but you don't have to live like that.

Psychologist now and last winter psychiatrist. I've been nearly in the same mindset for the last 15 years. Anyways, I don't want to derail the thread further.

 

[Easy_D]

I sing Danzig songs to my dogs. The lyrics are often altered to include the word dog or dog related activities. Show me how the dogs kill.

Did you replace Mother with Doge?

"Doge, gonna you take for a walk tonight!"

 

[Lazyslob]

Also holy shit at people that don't know how to drive in their 30's. I thought i lagged it when i got my license at 22.

its really not that weird. i hear a lot of people from NY dont know how to drive just because owning a car there is awful and its better to just use public transportation.


um.... when my nose gets a little oily i like to get my thumb and index finger and take it off then smell it. lol

 

[bengraven]

Every second I'm not doing something I do embarrassing fanfic in my head with different OC inserts in different fictions. It's pretty terrible, but It's great for passing the time.

As someone who writes "legit" it's embarrassing to admit but I do this. Have been for years. Have been for years. I consider it a writing exercise AND as you said it's great to pass the time. Characters I create in one fan universe can eventually find life on page in an original one. For example I had this like four year long Warcraft story...Characters I loved from there are actually in my Western fantasy novel I've been writing.

Or how I'm at work zoning out on a long conference call and I'm sailing off the Windhelm harbor with my Dragonborn, Nereverine, and Hero of Kvatch.

Like I said, it's just in my head to pass the time. Nothing wrong with that.

 

[HGStormy]

I don't want to be alive.

I also hate my face so much that I try to claw my skin off or burn it with chemicals.

 

[Darren870]

Hmmm, don't have much as I tend to not have secrets.

I'm currently am 29 and have no idea what I want to do with my life. I've fallen into a career that I've done very well in, but as each day passes I want to do it less and less. When I talk about it to my gf she asks what I want to do, and I just shrug. I get jealous when people know what they want to do in their lives.

I do love traveling though, I like the adventure and sense of getting away. Even if its just a weekend.

Maybe I need another vacation, I think I'll go to Antarctica next.

 

[walking fiend]

The first time I made out was with a girl I had just met on a cross-continent flight in the airplane

I got my driving license almost 4 years ago, but never drove a car since then, as I almost ran over an old lady when I was learning how to drive and that traumatized me.

 

[Deleted member 102481]

I'm a true alpha

 

[CSX]

I do not know how to blow a balloon

 

[Dart]

You guys are douche nuggets.

Also holy shit at people that don't know how to drive in their 30's. I thought i lagged it when i got my license at 22.

I have always driven (without license) I was just really nervous about the drivers test, I get really bad testing anxiety. Anyway I put it off since I was 16 & I just got my license about a week ago, I'm 21 now. Needless to say I was drenched in sweat by the end & didn't help that it was 80° out that day. Glad I got that out of the way though.

 

[Exr]

I'm gay and a virgin lol but I have this weird fetish that I love guys that are left handed. Yeah, that's weird.

Lol how do you even develop such a fetish?

 

[YesNOnoNOYes]

Hmmm, don't have much as I tend to not have secrets.

I'm currently am 29 and have no idea what I want to do with my life. I've fallen into a career that I've done very well in, but as each day passes I want to do it less and less. When I talk about it to my gf she asks what I want to do, and I just shrug. I get jealous when people know what they want to do in their lives.

I do love traveling though, I like the adventure and sense of getting away. Even if its just a weekend.

Maybe I need another vacation, I think I'll go to Antarctica next.

I hear you about the career thing !

I'm in the same boat. Fell into this profession and has had people telling me that I'm really good at it, but I just dont have a real passion for it.

 

[solomon]

I like cliche romance animes even though I cringe and roll my eyes at how corny they are but I can't stop watching them, whats wrong with me .

 

[crimzonflame]

I hate and despise every single one of you.

 

[dani_dc]

Despite what most people that know me think, I tend to feel down, demotivate and somewhat depressed quite often.

 

[Acorn]

My dog is as dear to me as family.

 

[TangerineCloud]

I have trouble showing people how much I care about them.

A girl who I was good friends from elementary through high school recently got back in touch with me and has invited me to hang out on several occasions over the past few weeks. I've really enjoyed spending time with her, and I kind of think I love her in a non-romantic way. I want to let her know how much she means to me, but I just don't know how to communicate that since I don't normally let other people know how I'm feeling...

 

[Darren870]

I hear you about the career thing !

I'm in the same boat. Fell into this profession and has had people telling me that I'm really good at it, but I just dont have a real passion for it.

Yep, same. My best friend said I should move out to LA or back to NYC and try working for a startup, this way I can see something I worked on grow and develop.

Err no thanks, I don't want to continue in this line of work and take a paycut, rather do something that intrests me.