yankeehater
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Foles 10000 yards 72 tds -8 ints
NFL 2014 Week 1 |OT| 0-0-0
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FUCK YEAH!!!
I'M PUMPED UP EVEN MORE NOW.
I see a lot of Browns shirts on campus. They all look sad.
Grover Cleveland
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Wilson, Luck, Smith, Kaep, Hoyer/Manziel, Ryan coming next
Cutler- If you scale my numbers out to a full season, you actually get 4430/35 which is right around what you said he was going to get. There's absolutely no way he stays healthy for 16 games though. I'm not even confident about him playing 13.
Cam- I thought "the Panthers have no receivers!" was all the rage these days. Plus you add in the fact that he's already injured playing behind an unproven o-line and I can't really justify projecting a huge stat increase for him. These numbers are right around where he was last year. Yards are a tick up, picks and TD's slightly down.
Stafford- Staff's the wildcard because he's fully capable of a 5000/45/15 type season, especially with the wide receivers he's got like Megatron and Eric Ebron. But that depends on Staff not fucking up like he's prone to do. I'm banking on more than a few slips from him and stayed conservative with my projections.
Rodgers- The complete opposite of Stafford. I shouldn't trust someone coming off of a major injury nearly as much as I do with Rodgers, but he's been so reliable in the past. I went aggressive and plotted him to be right in line with his 2011/2012 numbers.
Manning- Big drop-offs across the board from last year just for two reasons.
A) Last year was historically great and its hard to say that its repeatable.
B) Manning's Age
Still a phenomenal year though
Brady- Almost right in line with where he was last year with similar type weapons. Drop in yards, but better TD/INT ratio. If Gronk ever gets back to where he was, that could throw this projection on its head.
Brees- If you scale for an additional game (predicting he sits out the final game of the season), its right in line with his stats the past few years. Perhaps with Cooks in the fold, you could see a tick up. On the other hand, losing Sproles will hurt their O a bit.
Foles- Like I said earlier, his stats from last year aren't repeatable. He's throwing more than 2 picks. Losing DJax is a huge blow. But it still won't be a bad year by any means. Yards will go slightly up, touchdowns will be the same, picks will go way up.
RG3- He will tear his Achilles in Week 9 and miss the rest of the year. Sorry.
Cutler- If you scale my numbers out to a full season, you actually get 4430/35 which is right around what you said he was going to get. There's absolutely no way he stays healthy for 16 games though. I'm not even confident about him playing 13.
Cam- I thought "the Panthers have no receivers!" was all the rage these days. Plus you add in the fact that he's already injured playing behind an unproven o-line and I can't really justify projecting a huge stat increase for him. These numbers are right around where he was last year. Yards are a tick up, picks and TD's slightly down.
Stafford- Staff's the wildcard because he's fully capable of a 5000/45/15 type season, especially with the wide receivers he's got like Megatron and Eric Ebron. But that depends on Staff not fucking up like he's prone to do. I'm banking on more than a few slips from him and stayed conservative with my projections.
Rodgers- The complete opposite of Stafford. I shouldn't trust someone coming off of a major injury nearly as much as I do with Rodgers, but he's been so reliable in the past. I went aggressive and plotted him to be right in line with his 2011/2012 numbers.
Manning- Big drop-offs across the board from last year just for two reasons.
A) Last year was historically great and its hard to say that its repeatable.
B) Manning's Age
Still a phenomenal year though
Brady- Almost right in line with where he was last year with similar type weapons. Drop in yards, but better TD/INT ratio. If Gronk ever gets back to where he was, that could throw this projection on its head.
Brees- If you scale for an additional game (predicting he sits out the final game of the season), its right in line with his stats the past few years. Perhaps with Cooks in the fold, you could see a tick up. On the other hand, losing Sproles will hurt their O a bit.
Foles- Like I said earlier, his stats from last year aren't repeatable. He's throwing more than 2 picks. Losing DJax is a huge blow. But it still won't be a bad year by any means. Yards will go slightly up, touchdowns will be the same, picks will go way up.
RG3- He will tear his Achilles in Week 9 and miss the rest of the year. Sorry.
Sweeney Tom
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I know the season kickoff starts in under 23 hours but I think we can lay off the drugs for just a little bit longer until then, friends
None of these are outlandish, although the fact you had to clarify which Manning did crack me up. As if Eli would ever put up a season close to that.
He could if he got to play the Pats 16 times.
yankeehater
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I would hope Foles would have more yards and tds since he only played 10 games Las year.
The_Darkest_Red
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I hope that Ryan Tannehill has an excellent year quarterbacking his NFL team, the Miami Dolphins.
My mental stability may depend on it. I never claimed to be a smart man.
My mental stability may depend on it. I never claimed to be a smart man.
yankeehater
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Tanny is the next Foles only better don't worry.
You forgot about Ben and Flacco.
Flacco: 4000 yds/28 TD/20 INT - 16 GP
Ben: 4100 yds/30 TD/9 INT - 16 GP
Alligatorjandro
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No thank you
Himynameischris
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I was going to give him a hug but I don't know if he scratches like Kave
Imagine we win this Sunday....I might not watch another game this season
Grover Cleveland
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Russell Wilson- 3400 YDs/ 28 TD/ 7 INT - 16 GP
Andrew Luck- 4100 YDs/ 31 TD/ 11 INT - 16 GP
Alex Smith- 3500 YDs/ 26 TD/ 9 INT - 16 GP
Squidward Kaepernick - 3400 YDs/ 27 TD/ 8 INT - 16 GP
Brian Hoyer - 750 YDs/ 4 TD/ 6 INT - 4 GP
Johnny Manziel - 1900 YDs/ 11 TD/ 7 INT - 12 GP
Andrew Luck- 4100 YDs/ 31 TD/ 11 INT - 16 GP
Alex Smith- 3500 YDs/ 26 TD/ 9 INT - 16 GP
Squidward Kaepernick - 3400 YDs/ 27 TD/ 8 INT - 16 GP
Brian Hoyer - 750 YDs/ 4 TD/ 6 INT - 4 GP
Johnny Manziel - 1900 YDs/ 11 TD/ 7 INT - 12 GP
While he played incredibly well in the two SB wins for the Giants, his numbers weren't crazy, just really efficient.
The_Darkest_Red
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Goro Majima
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Here's Bionic getting ready to start watching some football if Brady starts sucking that badly:
He played with heart. TWO TIME SUPERBOWL MVP ELI MANNING.
Grover Cleveland
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Matt Ryan- 4600 YDs/ 29 TD/ 14 INT - 16 GP
Ryan Tannehill- 4000 YDs/ 30 TD/ 17 INT - 16 GP
Congrats Tanny, you will hit the 4000 yard mark!
Eli Manning- 3800 YDs/ 23 TD/ 17 INT- 16 GP
Tony Romo- 4200 YDs/ 28 TD/ 12 INT- 15 GP
Ryan Tannehill- 4000 YDs/ 30 TD/ 17 INT - 16 GP
Congrats Tanny, you will hit the 4000 yard mark!
Eli Manning- 3800 YDs/ 23 TD/ 17 INT- 16 GP
Tony Romo- 4200 YDs/ 28 TD/ 12 INT- 15 GP
Alligatorjandro
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Get out you whore
Miss the playoffs.
Himynameischris
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All red blooded Americans will be celebrating with me. Only Pats fans and Al Queda will be saddened by it.Here's Bionic getting ready to start watching some football if Brady starts sucking that badly:
Football is a team game. Ask tommy or peypey.
.500 or lower super bowl records (tommy may be slightly above)
Himynameischris
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Falcons vs. Saints, one of the most underrated rivalries in sports:
http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/page...read-falcons-saints-rivalry-not-just-football
http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/page...read-falcons-saints-rivalry-not-just-football
You just received an invite to the Super Bowl party at my new house. It's all set up for surround. Just need a receiver and a gigantic fuck yeah American television. The 50" in my basement ain't going to cut it anymore....
Goro Majima
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I'll be right there with you fapping away.
Barack Lesnar
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Grover, you know as well as anyone that Kelvin Benjamin is gonna have a huge year. 1100+ yards is all but guaranteed. He's going to be this year's Alshon Jeffery except less yardage since he doesn't have anyone else to take the heat off like Jeffery has with Marshall. Expect around ~1100 for Benjamin, with 7 or 8 TDs.
I will toast to you friend when Brady throws TAINT after TAINT.
It's comforting to know that Heavy is wrong about everything.
Himynameischris
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Barack Lesnar
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Bookmarked. I know more about bout this stuff than you do, that's the bottom line:
There's only one concern with Benjamin and that's the fact that he's going to get double-teamed up the wazoo:
Sweeney Tom
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:kas
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Grover Cleveland
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As much as I like to shit on the Falcons (and I really do love it), Panthers-Falcons has nothing on Saints-Falcons. Truth be told, we're probably bigger rivals with the Washington NFL franchise.
Saints-Falcons gets disrespectful as fuck. From those ATL cats making fun of Gleason to Saints fans egging the Falcons bus as they arrive at the Superdome, they get nasty down there. Saints-Falcons is what Niners-Seahawks pretends to be speaking from an off the field perspective. On the field, those NFC West teams actually do kill each other. Off the field? Those dudes are softer than Cottonelle. They don't get down like Saints and Falcons fans.
WesternHeretic
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Hey at this time tomorrow everyone in this thread is going to be like "lol Erren"
He does this shit every year and he's right like 1/10 times (broken clock, etc).
Alligatorjandro
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The Jets and the Lions will face off in what will become to be known as the "Shootout" Superbowl. Sanchez and Stafford with combine for 1500 yards in the air, and 37 interceptions. It will end 0-2 Jets in triple overtime, when Stafford finally passes out from lack of food intake over the past 7 hours, and Orlovsky runs out the back of the endzone.
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