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[JumpJeff84]

Tell me where you both live so I can track down these ladies.

Vancouver, BC for me.

 

[Spider from Mars]

So salad tossing like you're at Olive Garden are fair game?

I eat ass like it is an essential food group.

 

[Manu]

Where do you live? Could be the same girl...

The plot thickens.

 

[Cloud Strife]

Choking was where I drew the line

 

[Pickman]

My last gf was into really hard rope choking. I was not. That was a weird one to bite the bullet on.

 

[Mister Wilhelm]

There only only three sexual habits that turn me off:

1.) Vanilla
2.) Poop
3.) Permanent scaring

Everything else I can get into.

 

[Spaced Harrier]

Ireland, though no duffel bag here.

That's my permanent image of Canada now, bagged milk and duffel bags.

 

[Zombine]

Sometimes I swear my girlfriend wants me to punch her in the head.

 

[PhoenixDark]

A sort of partner wanted me to fuck her during her period, and after months of refusals I finally relented. It wasn't as bad as I thought it would be, but then she wanted me to eat her out on her period and said she would let me FHUTA if I did. Nope.

 

[trifelife]

Vancouver, BC for me.

Me too bae ^_~

 

[JumpJeff84]

Ireland, though no duffel bag here.

That's my permanent image of Canada now, bagged milk and duffel bags.

I'm in Vancouver. Bagged milk ain't a thing over here. Gotta go East Coast for that.

 

[Astral]

How do people talk dirty? Like, what do you even say? It feels unnatural when I try.

 

[JumpJeff84]

A sort of partner wanted me to fuck her during her period, and after months of refusals I finally relented. It wasn't as bad as I thought it would be, but then she wanted me to eat her out on her period and said she would let me FHUTA if I did. Nope.

I've done that once. It was...coppery tasting. We'd been doing blow for three hours, which is why I did it.

 

[BocoDragon]

S&M stuff doesn't wire into my sexuality at all. It seems as arbitrary as dressing up in a fur suit. But a few girls I've been with have been into it. They didn't actually want me to abuse them and wear leather or whatever, but it was in that kind of masochistic "dominate them with a hint of violent intent" thing. No thanks.

 

[Tesseract]

How do people talk dirty? Like, what do you even say? It feels unnatural when I try.

You! You worthless piece of slime! You ignorant disgusting blob!

You're nothing but an unstable short-chained molecule!

You foul obnoxious muck!

You have a weak electrochemical bond!

 

[Max]

Eye contact is weird for her :/

 

[Broder Salsa]

I hooked up with a woman I met online years ago and she kept insisting that I bite down harder and harder on her nipples. It got to the point where I had to stop and I tried to explain to her that I was afraid I was going to bite off her nipple. She started screaming at me and kicked me out.

Ugh a girl earlier this year kept biting me, not just playful, it actually hurt, also my nipple at one point where I had to tell her to fucking stop. My nipples are very sensitive.

 

[CrankyJay]

My wife tries to like, discuss plans with me while we are having sex. Stuff like, "okay, let's make sure we pay our tax bill next week".

 

[Spider from Mars]

We should set up a kink sex bracket and then have an elimination sex tournament to see who is the kinkiest.

 

[JumpJeff84]

S&M stuff doesn't wire into my sexuality at all. It seems as arbitrary as dressing up in a fur suit. But a few girls I've been with have been into it. They didn't actually want me to abuse them and wear leather or whatever, but it was in that kind of masochistic "dominate them with a hint of violent intent" thing. No thanks.

I've been with a couple of women who would let me FHUTA but only if I yelled the most vile, abusive filthy things at them while I did it. The verbal degradation was necessary for them to get past the pain and enjoy it.

I've had another woman tell me that she's the same way. Sexuality is strange.

 

[Mayor_McCheeze]

Nothing has really turned me off I'd say. I'm a pretty open guy when it comes to the horizontal boogie.

I've been with a surprising number of girls who have rape fantasies. Understandably, I'd imagine that would be a turn off for a lot of people.

Probably the weirdest one was a lady I was with who was hyper-sexual. She was in to everything and wanted to try it all. One time while we were fooling around she wanted to role-play that I was her son and talk about gangbanging her with my friends. Pretty weird..

She was considerate enough to ask me if I was okay with it first. Hey..whatever floats your boat.

I've had some pretty crazy partners. My current girlfriend is asexual. This relationship is incredibly taxing sometimes. I suppose that counts as a turn off... *sad face*

 

[Askani]

S&M stuff doesn't wire into my sexuality at all. It seems as arbitrary as dressing up in a fur suit. But a few girls I've been with have been into it. They didn't actually want me to abuse them and wear leather or whatever, but it was in that kind of masochistic "dominate them with a hint of violent intent" thing. No thanks.

Same. I had a girl who used to tell me she wanted me to "throw her around a little". What does that even mean? She would never explain it and I never felt comfortable doing anything because I didn't know what the line was and didn't want to cross it.

 

[TOP SHOTTA]

A sort of partner wanted me to fuck her during her period, and after months of refusals I finally relented. It wasn't as bad as I thought it would be, but then she wanted me to eat her out on her period and said she would let me FHUTA if I did. Nope.

I know why people think this is yucky but I just don't have any problem with it.

 

[Schwarzbier]

How do people talk dirty? Like, what do you even say? It feels unnatural when I try.

Yeah, that isn't my style, I don't get it. My girlfriend likes to do it a little and I'm cool with that, but it's definitely strange to hear sometimes.

My girl is pretty vocal, so much so I gotta be sure to close all the windows before we do much of anything. Even then, her house is close enough to neighbors that I know they've heard her before. A lot of young couples around her, and nobody has ever said anything to either of us about it, so I don't think too much about it, they still smile and are very friendly whenever we run into any of them.

 

[JumpJeff84]

Same. I had a girl who used to tell me she wanted me to "throw her around a little". What does that even mean? She would never explain it and I never felt comfortable doing anything because I didn't know what the line was and didn't want to cross it.

She didn't KNOW where the line was, that's why she couldn't tell you!

Safe words were invented for a reason.

 

[demosthenes]

How do people talk dirty? Like, what do you even say? It feels unnatural when I try.

I'm the same way. I've tried it, just can't do it and not feel like a dumb ass lol.

 

[Angry Grimace]

I recently started reconnecting with a 'high school sweetheart', after 10 years. Everything is going great and she's as gorgeous as I remember. Eventually we started to become more physical and one thing led to another and we are on her floor having sex. Almost right away she starts to moan loudly, I wasn't bothered by it. And then it just got louder and louder to where- I legit thought a neighbor would be pounding on the apartment walls. The moaning slowly turned into yelling, and I almost couldn't keep up because I was so distracted by it.

I've never been with someone who was so vocal. I can't tell if I'm put off by it or I was shocked by hearing it he first time. The sex is AMAZING, I just, got scared. Lol.

I'm gonna need to hear the audio.

 

[The Albatross]

A few years ago I was hooking up with a girl who was a pretty good lay all things considered, but she used to make this .. fucking face .. when we were hooking up. It was like a .. mouth open look, and maybe it was just her getting into it, but she'd like stare at me with her mouth open thinking maybe it looked hot, but it just fucking creeped me out. It wasn't the reason I broke up with her, but it's not something that I liked at all and I was really glad to not have to see that face anymore. I used to have to like look beyond her. She looked like she was mentally handicapped when she made that face. The only girl I ever dated with no gag reflex though, so that was something.

 

[LakeEarth]

I have the OP's problem. I'm going to have to start doing it with earplugs.

 

[zruben]

I had an ex who did a VERY crazy thing during sex... at first was kind of hot, but it reached a point when it was disturbing.

When we were in the middle of it... she suddenly whispered something like "imagine I'm Angelina Jolie"... or "close your eyes and think you're with Scarlett Johansson"... and try to imitate her voice afterwards... some times it was celebrities, some times was fictional characters, and even anime; it was very weird, but kind of hot... and then it escalated a little, because she printed photos or set a laptop next to the bed to get the "inspiration"... then it escalated a little more; she started doing that with "real people" we knew in real life, basically our female friends and some teachers and classmates (we were in college at that time); while using their facebook photos as audiovisual support... at that point, it just felt very wrong and I wasn't really comfortable with the idea.

I told this situation to a friend over a couple of beers, and he told me that it was a way to suggest me to arrange a threesome with one of our female friends... Drunk as I was, it made sense, so I talked to her to see if that was in her mind and she was incredibly offended by me thinking that. And then, I asked her if she wanted me to do the same with male celebrities or friends, but she didn't want to, she just enjoyed doing the roleplay, but it only worked if it was only her ... "it's like you can fuck any person in the world with me", she told me; it was just plain creepy at that point.

So yeah, that didn't work.

 

[Little Nemo]

How do people talk dirty? Like, what do you even say? It feels unnatural when I try.

I'm ambivalent towards it but most girls I've been with seem to love it. I indulge them and I'm told I'm pretty great at it but I do admit it's pretty exhausting trying to constantly come up with new material. They usually say they don't care if you repeat stuff but I always feel pressured to come up with new and exciting ways to colorfully describe what's by nature a fairly repetitive physical interaction.

 

[Tesseract]

I had an ex who did a VERY crazy thing during sex... at first was kind of hot, but it reached a point when it was disturbing.

When we were in the middle of it... she suddenly whispered something like "imagine I'm Angelina Jolie"... or "close your eyes and think you're with Scarlett Johansson"... and try to imitate her voice afterwards... some times it was celebrities, some times was fictional characters, and even anime; it was very weird, but kind of hot... and then it escalated a little, because she printed photos or set a laptop next to the bed to get the "inspiration"... then it escalated a little more; she started doing that with "real people" we knew in real life, basically our female friends and some teachers and classmates (we were in college at that time); while using their facebook photos as audiovisual support... at that point, it just felt very wrong and I wasn't really comfortable with the idea.

I told this situation to a friend over a couple of beers, and he told me that it was a way to suggest me to arrange a threesome with one of our female friends... Drunk as I was, it made sense, so I talked to her to see if that was in her mind and she was incredibly offended by me thinking that. And then, I asked her if she wanted me to do the same with male celebrities or friends, but she didn't want to, she just enjoyed doing the roleplay, but it only worked if it was only her ... "it's like you can fuck any person in the world with me", she told me; it was just plain creepy at that point.

So yeah, that didn't work.

jesus that's creepy

 

[JC Sera]

I've had some pretty crazy partners. My current girlfriend is asexual. This relationship is incredibly taxing sometimes. I suppose that counts as a turn off... *sad face*

Sorry to hear that

Spoiler

I'm the asexual girl in my relationship and I rarely hear about ace/not ace relationships, hows it going for you overall? If you don't mind me being nosy

 

[SnakeXs]

I draw the line at scat and major blood. Other then that, game on.

.

 

[Always-honest]

Only when i think it's overdramatic and not real. Some women think they have to "act" in a certain way (in my experience especially the younger women).
Relax, enjoy. Life is not a porn movie (or any movie for that matter.).

 

[Neidii]

That does sound very annoying. I would find it super distracting too, on guys it would be really weird if they started moaning really loudly and yelling haha

 

[Wanace]

I dated a girl once who was a squirter. Not a big deal, I've seen female ejaculation before.

But this girl was another level. She warned me before we slept together, and the first time she came to my house to have sex she brought a duffelbag. In the bag she had a rubber drop sheet and several towels. She set the drop sheet on my bed and placed the towels in strategic locations.

We started at it, and I put my fingers inside her. Within twenty seconds she started spraying everywhere. It was nuts. When we actually started coitus (can't believe I used that word) we were doing it doggy style. She kept squirting and squirting. When I came I pulled out to remove the condom and she then shot out SEVEN hard blasts in a row. It was ridiculous. I wasn't even touching her!

My room was soaked. It didn't really gross me out, she was fun. She was easily the most orgasmic person I've ever met. She could have orgasms from smelling fruit- that's not a lie.

We continued the fling for a couple of months, and after awhile I was kinda over the squirting. It was fine most of the time, but having to apply protective gear to the room every time you have sex got to be a bit much.

Seriously, I've never seen anything like this woman. I've watched 'squirting' videos of female ejaculators online, and they have nothing on what I've seen. I would bet money that she's the most prodigious female ejaculator in history.

You are my favorite poster, I never get tired of your stories.

 

[Cooter]

Your situation sure as hell wouldn't turn me off. Pound her into silence my man! Take that breath away. Hard to be loud when you can barely breath!

 

[Spaced Harrier]

I've a touch of the exhibitionist in me so the loudness doesn't bother me.
I'm also half deaf so..turn down for what?

I live directly above a work colleague too, my apartment is on top of hers.

 

[Mayor_McCheeze]

Sorry to hear that

Spoiler

I'm the asexual girl in my relationship and I rarely hear about ace/not ace relationships, hows it going for you overall? If you don't mind me being nosy

Not at all. I don't want to hijack the thread though so I'll send you a PM.

 

[JumpJeff84]

You are my favorite poster, I never get tired of your stories.

Aw geez, thank you!

 

[gogosox82]

LOL this thread. Subbed.

 

[terrisus]

My wife is significantly more sexual/has a significantly higher sex drive than me.

I mean, my sex drive would be low enough as it is. But, constantly being hassled for sex, and it essentially being a chore, and it taking so long (seriously, when I see people talk about having sex in 5 minutes or something, that would be great. Since, it's often an hour+ long process), has just turned me off to it even more.

And the fact that we haven't been able to have children (which is the main thing I would want from the process) has made me not even want to bother at all.

 

[BocoDragon]

My wife is significantly more sexual/has a significantly higher sex drive than me.

I mean, my sex drive would be low enough as it is. But, constantly being hassled for sex, and it essentially being a chore, and it taking so long (seriously, when I see people talk about having sex in 5 minutes or something, that would be great. Since, it's often an hour+ long process), has just turned me off to it even more.

And the fact that we haven't been able to have children (which is the main thing I would want from the process) has made me not even want to bother at all.

Tag me in bro, I'll take care of this for ya.

 

[potam]

One girl I dated started masturbating in the passenger seat as I drove her home. It would have been cool but it was in the middle of the city and not some abandoned roads.

 

[dragonlife]

Great thread. Definitely one to watch.

One girl I dated started masturbating in the passenger seat as I drove her home. It would have been cool but it was in the middle of the city and not some abandoned roads.

Was it during the day, too?

 

[Tesseract]

One girl I dated started masturbating in the passenger seat as I drove her home. It would have been cool but it was in the middle of the city and not some abandoned roads.

what happened next?

 

[terrisus]

Tag me in bro, I'll take care of this for ya.

How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Realize This Assgrab is Delicious

 

[SillyEskimo]

I draw the line at scat and major blood. Other then that, game on.

This is the nice way of saying "I drink piss".

 

[jmood88]

One girl I dated started masturbating in the passenger seat as I drove her home. It would have been cool but it was in the middle of the city and not some abandoned roads.

That's a bad thing?