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[iMax]

Wait, is this it?

No, just one of his many fat folds.

Wait, he shat himself? Live?

Oh my god...

I'm almost afraid to ask, but my curiosity is piqued... Is there footage of the incident?

Yeah, on Smackdown. He talks about it in the podcast. He tweeted about it, WWE got pissed that he tweeted the word 'shit', so he blocked them.

 

[Biggu Bosu]

Wait, is this it?

Just looks like stomach flab that's all around his waist

 

[Y2Kev]

but let me post a studio shot of him not as FAT

no LOOK on this one

 

[Tesseract]

i am the voiceless voiceover of the voiceful voicemails

 

[I Wanna Be The Guy]

Punk specifically said it was on his back, right? Why are we looking at his ass?

 

[ggnoobIGN]

Still the best tweet of alltime

 

[Fox318]

If he's not about the money, explain:

"Fuck you, pay me."
"I need to make as much as John Cena, as Undertaker, as Brock Lesnar."
"I'm in this for the money at this point."

I'm telling you...

 

[I Wanna Be The Guy]

Someone should ask Punk exactly where on his back the lump was. If his story doesn't match up with photos we can safely assume it's all a work.

 

[Dark Ninja]

Wait, he shat himself? Live?

Oh my god...

I'm almost afraid to ask, but my curiosity is piqued... Is there footage of the incident?

Yeah there is footage the ring mat got a bit brown lol. It was a match he had with Ambrose. Lots of wrestlers have shit themselves before its just something that happens. This was due to meds though.

 

[strobogo]

Yeah there is footage the ring mat got a bit brown lol. It was a match he had with Ambrose. Lots of wrestlers have shit themselves before its just something that happens. This was due to meds though.

What if it was due to his shitty diet because he's fat?

 

[Entropia]

Punk specifically said it was on his back, right? Why are we looking at his ass?

I believe he said his trunks were rubbing against it on the waistline.

 

[JustinBB7]

Jericho just tweeted he replied to Punks comments, but you need to download some app to watch or something..

 

[I Wanna Be The Guy]

I believe he said his trunks were rubbing against it on the waistline.

Hmm. The theory of that not just being flab is back on.

 

[Kyoufu]

Someone should ask Punk exactly where on his back the lump was. If his story doesn't match up with photos we can safely assume it's all a work.

Feel free to ask him at aowpunk@mail.com

He's taking questions about everything he said and did so knock yourselves out.

 

[Tatsumaki Senpuukyaku!]

Did Punk quit being a vegetarian? He was bragging about that for awhile.

 

[FallingEdge]

Did Punk quit being a vegetarian? He was bragging about that for awhile.

He was vegan along with Daniel Bryan. Both gave them up a while ago.

 

[ChosenPredator]

so people think this is a WWE storyline now? i guess hypothetically if triple H wants to kill him and he was suppose to have a match with H H H..but i doubt it

 

[Heel]

Jericho just tweeted he replied to Punks comments, but you need to download some app to watch or something..

#Carnies

 

[FallingEdge]

main event of WM 31

Punk vs HHH

 

[Sir_Crocodile]

What if it was due to his shitty diet because he's fat?

It's all those waffles

 

[Dark Ninja]

Jericho just tweeted he replied to Punks comments, but you need to download some app to watch or something..

A new sponsor for the podcast? That agenda

 

[Kyoufu]

so people think this is a WWE storyline now? i guess hypothetically if triple H wants to kill him and he was suppose to have a match with H H H..but i doubt it

Only the crazies/trolls.

The stuff he said was potentially bad for WWE's business so there's 0% chance of it being a work and he seems pretty adamant about never returning so I don't know why the crazies are thinking it's a work. Watching Raw every week must have fried their brains.

 

[ReturnOfTheRAT]

main event of WM 31

Punk vs HHH

Don't forget to give Hunter his sledgehammer.

Jericho just tweeted he replied to Punks comments, but you need to download some app to watch or something..

WORTHLESS

 

[Uno Venova]

Jericho just tweeted he replied to Punks comments, but you need to download some app to watch or something..

$2.99 a month too, lol.

 

[RK9039]

Is this a botch?

 

[I Wanna Be The Guy]

so people think this is a WWE storyline now? i guess hypothetically if triple H wants to kill him and he was suppose to have a match with H H H..but i doubt it

Nobody thinks it. I only wish it were.

 

[DMczaf]

Jericho just tweeted he replied to Punks comments, but you need to download some app to watch or something..

So Punk was right about him.

 

[Sir_Crocodile]

Jericho just tweeted he replied to Punks comments, but you need to download some app to watch or something..

Man, so disappointed in jezza

what a turd move

 

[iMax]

Despite Punk saying he didn't want to "sell his story" to anyone, Jericho says he never once asked Punk to do his podcast. You can listen to more of his thoughts for just $2.99.

 

[Biggu Bosu]

Jericho just tweeted he replied to Punks comments, but you need to download some app to watch or something..

Download an app and pay $2.99 for the month

You can't make this stuff up

 

[Fox318]

Despite Punk saying he didn't want to "sell his story" to anyone, Jericho says he never once asked Punk to do his podcast. You can listen to more of his thoughts for just $2.99.

He was talking about Reigns podcast:
BELEE DAT

 

[Forceatowulf]

If it's a work he'll be #30 in the rumble. He'll win it and then Triple H or Vince will come out and demand security throw Punk out as he does not work for WWE anymore. Then the music hits.

HERE COMES THE MONEY!

"I bought WC........M Punk"

I had an orgasm just reading this.

 

[kiguel182]

Jericho asking people to pay for that is filthy. I guess Punk was right.

Spoiler

I'm still reading and loving his new book

 

[IdreamofHIME]

Wait, is this it?

That's a skinny fat ass.

 

[hamchan]

Jericho just tweeted he replied to Punks comments, but you need to download some app to watch or something..

Lol, even though I like Jericho it seems Punk was right about him.

 

[StylesClash]

Typical WWE. Calling the chunky Canadian guy they'll eventually bury 'Owens'.
You're a nugget, Steen!

I thought it was a crappy name at first and then I read how steen liked Owen Hart and even named his kid Owen so it fits...

 

[strobogo]

I thought it was a crappy name at first and then I read how steen liked Owen Hart and even named his kid Owen so it fits...

Fucking spoilers man. Shit. What the fuck?

 

[Technosteve]

So is HHH doing a terrible job running WWE talent or Vince did a terrible job building new talent. To me as a casual fan there are no big names in wrestling.

 

[Kyoufu]

So is HHH doing a terrible job running WWE talent or Vince did a terrible job building new talent. To me as a casual fan there are no big names in wrestling.

HHH has signed good talent, but Vince has failed in building them to be big stars.

Punk only made it to the top through his own work because WWE Creative are incompetent. All they care about is Cena.

 

[StylesClash]

Fucking spoilers man. Shit. What the fuck?

You mother fucker...I need a tag that says spoiler alert since no one is letting it go.

 

[Seventy70]

If it was a work, I don't think he would have called Ryback steroid guy. At the same time, I can't seem yo find a doctor Bateman in Tampa, but I guess he could just be using a fill in name.

 

[funkystudent]

So is HHH doing a terrible job running WWE talent or Vince did a terrible job building new talent. To me as a casual fan there are no big names in wrestling.

Both.

Vince just wants to milk Cena till he is dry and cant see anything else.

Triple H has a eye for talent but lets his ego get ahead of him and gets too involved with on screen stuff.

9 times out of 10 when the booker puts themselves in a storyline it will go to shit because of egos.

 

[Aiii]

You mother fucker...I need a tag that says spoiler alert since no one is letting it go.

Could have defended this one by saying they have been running promo's for the guy's debut for two weeks now on NXT and YouTube.

 

[StylesClash]

Could have defended this one by saying they have been running promo's for the guy's debut for two weeks now on NXT and YouTube.

He was just taking a shot at me. Has nothing to do with an actual spoiler.

 

[HeisenbergLannister]

Has this thread really turned in to "let's find Punk's staph infection!"?

 

[Kyoufu]

Has this thread really turned in to "let's find Punk's staph infection!"?

Yeah, but since he's lying and it's just a work it doesn't matter anyway.

 

[FOOTE]

Korporate Kane on the other hand...

I was at the PPV and I saw that shit from my seats half way up the bowl....

 

[Khrno]

Who can legit give someone like Ziggler a boost today? Sheamus?

To be fair with Sheamus, he* actually created, in just 18 seconds, the monster that we know as Daniel Bryan today.

*He, as in the booking, a.k.a. Vince.

 

[The Bookerman]

Typical WWE. Calling the chunky Canadian guy they'll eventually bury 'Owens'.
You're a nugget, Steen!

Apparently it's steen who chose the Name: Owens. cause Owen hart was one of his favorite wrestlers.

 

[Zach]

Lol, even though I like Jericho it seems Punk was right about him.

What did Punk say about Jericho? I listened to the podcast, but perhaps I was distracted that moment...