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[Cantstandya]

Now that i think about, just after i turned 30, all of a sudden i started making serious money seemingly out of nowhere.... hmm. then i finally succeded in losing weight after being obese since early childhood...coincidence? or could it be wizardry? hmm...

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[NaughtyCalibur]

Does this work for virgin women too, or only men?

 

[Mupod]

I'm 31 but didn't get wizard powers. Not even magic cards. Does that mean someone... touched me... while I was unaware?

you must always be on the lookout for foul succubi

 

[carlo6529]

It would seem as though the only magical power you would have is to keep the opposite sex away.

 

[Finaika]

If you're female, would you be called a sorceress instead?

 

[Sir Abacus]

It would seem as though the only magical power you would have is to keep the opposite sex away.

Mock all you want but if this guy (NSFW) had that power he'd still be alive today.

 

[NaughtyCalibur]

Here's a question that should spark discussion:

If it were true, without a shadow of a doubt, that holding off on all forms of sex (masturbation included) would give you mystical powers after 20 years, could you do it?

 

[crimzonflame]

You guys who say you're a virgin, you're joking right? I dont mean to laugh but NeoGAF is a public forum you know? Other people will read your posts.

 

[terrisus]

Here's a question that should spark discussion:

If it were true, without a shadow of a doubt, that holding off on all forms of sex (masturbation included) would give you mystical powers after 20 years, could you do it?

20 years?
That all?

Sure, no problem at all.

It would seem as though the only magical power you would have is to keep the opposite sex away.

 

[bidguy]

You guys who say you're a virgin, you're joking right? I dont mean to laugh but NeoGAF is a public forum you know? Other people will read your posts.

its also anonymous

 

[Exr]

Youre gonna get some angry posts from 30 year old virgins, enjoy the curse they put on you OP.

 

[checkeredknight]

A Sex Wizard of course.

 

[Barzul]

Such a terrible biological failure. To be deemed unsuitable for procreation by society at large. What a shameful tragedy and a sad waste of humanity.

I laughed for a good minute at this post.

 

[Coolwhip]

You guys who say you're a virgin, you're joking right? I dont mean to laugh but NeoGAF is a public forum you know? Other people will read your posts.

You serial?

 

[Neuromancer]

Hopefully these kind of wizards.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xp1QBC_VKzs

 

[Hatty]

You guys who say you're a virgin, you're joking right? I dont mean to laugh but NeoGAF is a public forum you know? Other people will read your posts.

Oh no
How will I ever get a job now

 

[NEO0MJ]

Oh no
How will I ever get a job now

You should worry about sex, nerd.

 

[The Return of]

I'm sure they do gain powers but not the type of power I would like to have.

 

[terrisus]

Oh no
How will I ever get a job now

You're a wizard, Hatty.

 

[Spider from Mars]

There are apps and sites specifically made for easy access to sex 24/7
Even ugly people can get laid!
no excuses

 

[BeatResetsTheWorld]

Some of you seem really confused

 

[terrisus]

There are apps and sites specifically made for easy access to sex 24/7
Even ugly people can get laid!
no excuses

Not everyone just "wants to have sex" without any qualifiers.

 

[FluxWaveZ]

You guys who say you're a virgin, you're joking right? I dont mean to laugh but NeoGAF is a public forum you know? Other people will read your posts.

lol

 

[Finaika]

You guys who say you're a virgin, you're joking right? I dont mean to laugh but NeoGAF is a public forum you know? Other people will read your posts.

You laugh at virgins?

 

[CadetMahoney]

what if you have wizard sleeves by 30?

 

[Yado]

You laugh at virgins?

Isn't that what this thread is about?

 

[Koomaster]

I'm friends with a few wizards. They have never exhibited any magical powers to me, maybe they do it behind closed doors?

 

[V_Arnold]

I do not understand how virgin shaming is any different than fat shaming or iq shaming or wealth shaming.

None of this is acceptable.

 

[LyleLanley]

I'm friends with a few wizards. They have never exhibited any magical powers to me, maybe they do it behind closed doors?

I don't think what they're doing behind closed doors is particularly magical.

 

[StriKeVillain]

You become a hero of Arcadia

Oh boy.

 

[XenodudeX]

 

[crimzonflame]

I do not understand how virgin shaming is any different than fat shaming or iq shaming or wealth shaming.

None of this is acceptable.

I not shaming anyone I'm just perplexed is all. A 30 + year old virgin with an anime avatar is like an obese person ordering like 6 super size meals at McDonalds.

 

[Escape Goat]

Such a terrible biological failure. To be deemed unsuitable for procreation by society at large. What a shameful tragedy and a sad waste of humanity.

hhehehehe

 

[terrisus]

I not shaming anyone I'm just perplexed is all. A 30 + year old virgin with an anime avatar is like an obese person ordering like 6 super size meals at McDonalds.

And a person with a Handegg avatar and a misspelled username coming into a thread and being a douche is like... Well... It's fun to judge people, isn't it?

 

[nintendork666]

I was always told that you'd eventually just become Burt Wonderstone.

 

[Escape Goat]

And a person with a Handegg avatar and a misspelled username coming into a thread and being a douche is like... Well... It's fun to judge people, isn't it?

crim zonfla me is french for "one who the ladies sex on regular intervals"

 

[crimzonflame]

And a person with a Handegg avatar and a misspelled username coming into a thread and being a douche is like... Well... It's fun to judge people, isn't it?

Im not being a douche. My original post was an Ali G quote. I was kidding around.

 

[terrisus]

Im not being a douche. My original post was an Ali G quote. I was kidding around.

"I'm not being a douche. I'm just quoting someone else who was being a douche and using it in a place where it was insulting to other people. But loljk!"

 

[SDBurton]

I not shaming anyone I'm just perplexed is all. A 30 + year old virgin with an anime avatar is like an obese person ordering like 6 super size meals at McDonalds.

Wow, you're a judgmental fuck.

 

[shintoki]

Need to built yo deck.

 

[TCRS]

any particular reason why the wizards here haven't acquired the services of a prostitute yet?

 

[crimzonflame]

I'm sorry guys. I was being a jerk. I apologize.

 

[McLovin]

"Pojectilius spoogicus", its the first spell they master with their flesh wand.

 

[terrisus]

any particular reason why the wizards here haven't acquired the services of a prostitute yet?

---->

Not everyone just "wants to have sex" without any qualifiers.

I'm sorry guys. I was being a jerk. I apologize.

Apology accepted =)

 

[air jordans for dogs]

I'm sorry guys. I was being a jerk. I apologize.

Its kinda accurate though

 

[studyguy]

Not a good kind of wizard.

 

[soepje]

A wizard so powerful nobody except you can use your wand.

Whahaha. Nice.

 

[LyleLanley]

any particular reason why the wizards here haven't acquired the services of a prostitute yet?

I don't think losing your virginity needs to be some big heartfelt moment but going to a prostitute for your first time seems like a bad idea to me.

 

[freenudemacusers]

I do not understand how virgin shaming is any different than fat shaming or iq shaming or wealth shaming.

None of this is acceptable.

you can be fat, stupid, and poor and still knock boots!