Cizeta-Moroder
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Except that virgins are a legitimate threat to society, as demonstrated by Elliot Rodger. They decrease decent folk's quality of life everywhere they appear.
When you hit 30 as a virgin, you become a wizard. But what kind of wizard?
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Except that virgins are a legitimate threat to society, as demonstrated by Elliot Rodger. They decrease decent folk's quality of life everywhere they appear.
CreepingFear
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It's like an honorary degree, it's not the same thing.
A Human Becoming
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What is that from?
Haganai
SlipperyMoose
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20 years?
That all?
Sure, no problem at all.
Why don't you particularly like sex? Is it painful for you? Do you have low sexual drive? Are you bad at it?
Hatty
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I'm not a wizard I have seven years to go
But going to a prostitute wouldn't change anything because I have no sexual desire of any kind. Even if I wanted sex I doubt sleeping with a prostitute would solve any of my life problems or make me a better person
not when you're 30+. I mean damn.
freenudemacusers
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if you go to a prostitute you're redistributing wealth into society; the mark of a good person.
Hatty
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I honestly hope you're joking
I don't think they would know if they were bad at it
terrisus
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Low sex drive, not particularly interested, constant pressure and being bothered for it makes it even less desirable, etc.
Ah, the "trickle-down" effect.
Escape Goat
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Would anyone here admit to being bad at sex?
I would, if I knew.
It seems that sex is supposed to be this respected symbol of social standing—from size, to performance, to frequency—which I'm really only coming to realize now.
thecouncil
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shaming is apparently acceptable when directed at the right group. thats why this thread is so COOL!
We do it when nobody's looking, behind closed doors, with the only light coming from the computer monitor.
freenudemacusers
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there are threads about dudes' small penises on here.
Escape Goat
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I certainly dont have that problem so I must have missed them.
terrisus
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You become this cool guy in the picture, good luck:
You're lae:
Some of you seem really confused
SlipperyMoose
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There are people here that admit to being virgins which is pretty close socially to saying you're a virgin. I'm not saying I personally care but in general.
terrisus
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Hey, nude mac user, put some clothes on >.>
terrisus
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I always feel bad for this guy
He's going to be turning 40 in a couple of months =(
wtf is she wearing
Crantius_Colto
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A wizard whose staff has an unused knob on the end.
John Kowalski
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I hope it's a Final Fantasy wizard, preferably a Red Mage.
Cizeta-Moroder
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Not my words though. That's how I get called out all the time irl.
gigantor21
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Brilliant.
Generic video game attire for that segment since they're in a parody of a videogame.
grandwizard
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Confirmed.
Indeed it is: Matt Berry.
He's not actually a wizard, he's a new kind of Santa, for a young and hip generation. The platinum record could be his or it could be Phil Collins'.
I hope that clears things up for you.
Existence of this thread though is annoying and basically one of the big reasons virgins later in life are less likely to lose it. It just causes them to become terrified of being themselves. Highly uncomfortable to be someone people laugh at and automatically assume massive problems must exist. Therefore, for a lot of people having sex is something they would like to do when they are in a state of feeling comfortable and being themselves, except they cant do that cause its ok in this society to mock them. And I refuse to pay a hooker. Fuck that noise.
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Well your standards are pretty high so...
Im sick of that fucking tag. Had nothing to do with this shit when I got it
Fuck you for being like all the other assholes that instantly quote it Fucking assholes.
Escape Goat
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Join the club, brother. Thankfully you're able to edit your old posts and I showed Bish! I showed him good!
terrisus
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Apologies. It really was just a throwaway joke.
If it bothers you that much then I apologize, but I genuinely don't see a need to blame society for an individual's shortcomings in relationships either way. Having a lack of sexual drive or confidence isn't going to get any better by blaming others for it. Personally I think there's someone out there for everyone if you put in the work.
HappyBivouac
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This is really only the case among the simplest, lamest people around. I wouldn't worry about it. Any idea of virhin shaming, or that virginity in itself means anything at all whatsoever, is so incredibly simple-minded and childish that I can't believe its pervasiveness in adult society.
The notion that people *need* to be a certain way, live a certain way, do things a certain way and fut into a certain predefined image is often what cripples people so severely in social interaction. Virgin shaming in all its variants only reinforces this much of the time, creating a vicious cycle.
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