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I vas elected to lead. Not to read.

Wish they'd stuck with Wolfcastle (which it was in the original script I've heard), but it's like having to have Moe's sign be "Moe's Bar" unlike on the show where it just says "Moe's" I'm guessing there was some external pressure to make it accessible to everyone, even if they hadn't ever seen Simpsons.
 
"An A+! How did you do it?"
"Oh, let's just say I had help from a little magic box."
"You changed your grade with a computer?"
"D'oh!"
 
Will you take us to Mount Splashmore?

Will you take us to Mount Splashmore?

Will you take us to Mount Splashmore?

Will you take us to Mount Splashmore?

Will you take us to Mount Splashmore?
 
Will you take us to Mount Splashmore?

Will you take us to Mount Splashmore?

Will you take us to Mount Splashmore?

Will you take us to Mount Splashmore?

Will you take us to Mount Splashmore?

Can we have a pool, Dad?

Can we have a pool, Dad?

Can we have a pool, Dad?

Can we have a pool, Dad?

Can we have a pool, Dad?
 
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"What does "sequestered" mean?"
"If the jury is deadlocked, they are put in a hotel together so they can't communicate with the outside world."

"What does "deadlocked" mean?"

"It's when the jury can't agree on a verdict."

"Uh huh. And "if"?"

"A conjunction meaning "in the event that" or "on condition that"."

"So if we don't all vote the same way we'll be deadlocked and have to be sequestered in the Springfield Palace Hotel."
 
…and the fluffy kitten played with that ball of string all through the night.

On a lighter note, a Kwik-E-Mart clerk was brutally murdered last night.
 
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"My name is Barney Gumble and I'm an alcoholic."

"Mr. Gumble, this is a Girl Scout meeting."

"Is it? Or is it that you girls can't admit you have a problem?"
 
Barney: Jane Fonda, Daniel Shore, Jack Anderson...Hey, this is Richard Nixon's enemies list. You just crossed out his name and put in yours!
Moe: Ok, gimme that, gimme that back. *writes* Barney...Gumble...
Barney: Ohhh...
 
I watched The Man Who Came to be Dinner yesterday. It was okay, it wasn't good, but it wasn't bad. I thought the animation looked pretty good compared to recent episodes. Could that be due to David Silverman directing the episode?
 
Season 27 confirmed. With Lena Dunham in the season premiere.

"They'll never stop The Simpsons"
 
I watched The Man Who Came to be Dinner yesterday. It was okay, it wasn't good, but it wasn't bad. I thought the animation looked pretty good compared to recent episodes. Could that be due to David Silverman directing the episode?
It was an entertaining Halloween episode. But something about it still bugged me. Probably the fact that it's not Halloween. Aliens. Meh. Why.
 
I watched The Man Who Came to be Dinner yesterday. It was okay, it wasn't good, but it wasn't bad. I thought the animation looked pretty good compared to recent episodes. Could that be due to David Silverman directing the episode?
That's a big reason why. The animation was stellar.
Wish I could say the same thing for the writing.

Season 27 confirmed. With Lena Dunham in the season premiere.

"They'll never stop The Simpsons"
No zinc for you, Jimmy.

Hell, you went for the gun at that Season 27 news without even being told the best reason to do so. Here's the synopsis of that season premiere episode...

Dunham will voice the role of Candace in the season 27 premiere, titled "Every Man's Dream." The episode sees Homer diagnosed with narcolepsy — but instead of returning home with his prescription medication — he returns home drunk. He and Marge visit a marriage counselor and have a trial separation, during which Homer begins dating a 20-something. Dunham will voice Homer's new squeeze.
 
How many women has Homer been involved with while he was married?
He was legitimately tempted by Mindy.
Lurleen had an unrequited crush on him.
He got married to Amber in Vegas - and accused of bigamy (technically it wasn't) when this was discovered by Marge before he dumped her on to Abe - she would die soon afterwards.
Julia was insane and blackmailed him (although technically he was just living common-law at that point thanks to the Wedding for Disaster retcon).
He made an ass out of himself at a house party drooling over Maude.
He made an ass out of himself at a work party dancing with Princess Kashmir.
He flirts with some girl named Sylvia at a party in a flashback shortly after getting married.

I THINK that's everyone.
 
I believe there's far more "Homer and Marge have marriage troubles" episodes than "Homer gets tempted by another woman" episodes.
Though they sometimes combine.
 
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