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[LanceVance]

Zzzzzzzz same old shit

 

[Frustrated_me]

Southampton have had a total lock on this game, ManU look dire.



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[dc89]

The Philosophy. It's dead.

 

[Humidex]

AWW YISS

 

[tri_willy]

and that is an upset folks. would have preferred the draw, but the nights been entertaining

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Good trouncing, lads ¬¬

 

[slightconfuse]

Yesss man U

 

[Lightning]

Not a great result that. A draw would have suited us better.

 

[Ushojax]

Good result, all the chasers stay bunched together.

United have been on a good run but never looked better than the teams around them.

 

[Wilbur]

Fucking Di Maria, Rooney, Mata and van Persie all playing and we can't have one shot on target.

Burn them all. Start again. I'm having a fuck off Chinese and staying away from my phone because there's only so many times I can call Wayne Rooney a cunt before I get done for hate speech.

Well played Saints/3Sixty, D4 et al. Fully deserved.

We're anaemic. Van Gaal you plebosaur, pls fix it.

 

[D4Danger]

What a game

1 shot on target

Absolutely sensational

 

[TeegsD]

Welp, another game that I slept most of the way through. Just please tell me that none of the sub's for ManU were injury related

 

[Ape Gone Insane]

Van Gaal deserved that fully. Both for the formation and to give him a kick to get some real defenders in.

 

[Zabojnik]

Dat Tadiću doe.

 

[Arnie]

That's brilliant.

Off to Tesco to go mental.

Higauin as well.

What a time to be alive.

 

[Mr Cola]

Funny game that.

Apart from about a 5 minute combined spell at the start of either half I always felt that United were in control. Southampton defended very well but we still should've scored at least once with those chances Mata missed.

Tactics need to change. There's plenty of control but not enough width or speed in attack.

We are in control 90% of our games and yet we are 17th for Creation of chances and 19th for shots on goal.

There is something seriously fucking wrong with that.

 

[Salvadora]

Oliver Kay ‏@OliverKayTimes
FT: Man Utd 0 Southampton 1. #MUFC 37 pts from 21 games. Exactly same as under Moyes last season. Fewer goals scored. "Philosophy" unclear

omg

 

[Courage]

terrible

 

[3Sixty]

Easy 3 points.

Perfect away performance

 

[DominoKid]

goddamnit van gaal wasted so many chances lately to have us comfortably in 3rd. Stubborn cunt.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

The Philosophy. It's dead.

They'll spend another £150m on a new one.

 

[Humidex]

Oliver Kay ‏@OliverKayTimes
FT: Man Utd 0 Southampton 1. #MUFC 37 pts from 21 games. Exactly same as under Moyes last season. Fewer goals scored. "Philosophy" unclear

omg

lol

 

[Blablurn]

Dat race for the 4th

 

[RandyBobandy]

Time to draft a new philosophy LVG. This one ain't cutting it.



Because he didn't pass to Ronaldo. Classless bunch.

He played well and scored too :lol

 

[Go_Ly_Dow]

That god fucking aweful philosophy.

 

[Wilbur]

Oliver Kay ‏@OliverKayTimes
FT: Man Utd 0 Southampton 1. #MUFC 37 pts from 21 games. Exactly same as under Moyes last season. Fewer goals scored. "Philosophy" unclear

omg

help

turning my phone off now

when i turn it back on

everything must be changed

 

[Lakitu]

Oliver Kay ‏@OliverKayTimes
FT: Man Utd 0 Southampton 1. #MUFC 37 pts from 21 games. Exactly same as under Moyes last season. Fewer goals scored. "Philosophy" unclear

omg

They're lucky everybody else besides Chelsea, City, Southampton and West Ham have been utter dogshit.

 

[Lana Del Rey]

Shit match

Is rvp injuried?

 

[Yurt]

That's brilliant.

Off to Tesco to go mental.

Higauin as well.

What a time to be alive.

You had to ruin it

 

[Bakkus]

Southampton have had a total lock on this game



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If the way the teams played were swapped around aswell as the result, no one here or anywhere would ever say the same about United.

 

[K1LLER7]

What a shit performance.

Props to Saints. Defended well but we've done fuck all in their final 3rd. The subs were shit. Gaal messed up on that front. Blackett is not good enough.

We need to move away from this 352. We have never looked good using it and our play is so predictable. Shit needs to change or we won't get top 4.

Hopefully we can find a CB in this window.

 

[Jarnet87]

Oliver Kay ‏@OliverKayTimes
FT: Man Utd 0 Southampton 1. #MUFC 37 pts from 21 games. Exactly same as under Moyes last season. Fewer goals scored. "Philosophy" unclear

omg

Everything coming up Moyes.

 

[Clegg]

Some laughable reactions in this thread.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Oliver Kay ‏@OliverKayTimes
FT: Man Utd 0 Southampton 1. #MUFC 37 pts from 21 games. Exactly same as under Moyes last season. Fewer goals scored. "Philosophy" unclear

omg

So basically they're as shit as they were last year, but Arsenal, Liverpool and Everton have regressed?

 

[ATF487]

Time to put the Phil back in philosophy.

Get in, Neville

 

[LTWheels]

The Independent is linking us with Higuain.

Rafa pls

Agent Hypia got us Can.

Agent Rafa will get us Higuain.

 

[Juz]

Soton aren't kidding around.

Nice run that they're having at the moment.

 

[Tc91]

0 shots on target at home with Di Maria, Mata, Rooney, RVP upfront.

I need someone to explain how that happens.

Use that book you have on the bench with you to write up a new philosophy you stupid thumb.

 

[snoopeasystreet]

help

turning my phone off now

when i turn it back on

everything must be changed

Don't turn it back on for another few months then.

 

[Lightning]

Oliver Kay ‏@OliverKayTimes
FT: Man Utd 0 Southampton 1. #MUFC 37 pts from 21 games. Exactly same as under Moyes last season. Fewer goals scored. "Philosophy" unclear

omg

With Falcao and Di Maria. Lols.

 

[Yurt]

Dat race for the 4th

 

[wedward]

Pretty sure the philosophy is just spend lots of money and hope for the best.

King Loueh

Chelsea, City, Arsenal, Southampton.

Pls.

 

[cartoon_soldier]

What a shit performance.

Props to Saints. Defended well but we've done fuck all in their final 3rd. The subs were shit. Gaal messed up on that front. Blackett is not good enough.

We need to move away from this 352. We have never looked good using it and our play is so predictable. Shit needs to change or we won't get top 4.

Hopefully we can find a CB in this window.

Van Gaal isn't giving up 352 for some reason. Whatever that may be.

 

[CecilRousso]

So not only did LVG loose to Koeman at home, he did it with a team that couldn't get a shot on goal. He is going to kill something or someone tonight.

 

[Blablurn]

50m bid for Hummels incoming.

 

[tri_willy]

Oliver Kay ‏@OliverKayTimes
FT: Man Utd 0 Southampton 1. #MUFC 37 pts from 21 games. Exactly same as under Moyes last season. Fewer goals scored. "Philosophy" unclear

omg

what a time to be moyes, slayer of barca

 

[Wilbur]

Fucking hell ain't taking any lip from Arsenal fans. You've regressed even more than us, yiz big bunch of creme eggs.

DUCK WITH GINGER AND SPRING ONION PLEASE WASH THE PAIN AWAY

 

[Jarnet87]

So basically they're as shit as they were last year, but Arsenal, Liverpool and Everton have regressed?

looks like it. Every time we play the 3-5-2 we are playing Moyes football. Avoid the central areas of the pitch, put it out wide to valencia and young and pray we get lucky with a 1 out of 100 cross and the defenders mess up.

 

[Arnie]

That Oliver Kay tweet is even better when you realise the amount of money United have spent, and the calibre of players they've brought in.

Their trajectory can't match ours. Five points is nothing.

Brendan's coming with Pipita under his arm.

Jajajajajaja

 

[Infernostew]

Buy a whole new back 4 now and Bale in the summer! Let's do this shit.