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[Cloudy]

Keystone "jobs" bill. Wow....

 

[The Technomancer]

Oh fuck you

Even by the usual standards of Republican dishonesty the "42,000 jobs" thing pisses me off

Really truly does

 

[Emarv]

well, i guess we know SNL's cold open this week.

 

[Owzers]

Why she is smiling so much?

she's a real human being.

 

[Paskil]

What the fuck is this shit? What's she looking at?

 

[Frustrated_me]

Holy fuck Republicans are in trouble.. Is this real?

I'm now afraid.

 

[RoKKeR]

This sounds like a voice over to some private military company weapons promotional video or something.

 

[Epsilon-delta]

She worships that bootstrap ideology.

 

[Veritigo_X]

Guys I don't think this is the right video, I think this is some speech from a couple weeks ago.

 

[Black Mamba]

Is Keystone a Bond film?

If it were it would create more jobs

 

[bob_arctor]

Hahahaha even my kids are laughing at this

 

[Shard]

This lady is going to steal my soul, isn't she.

 

[Horns]

"The new Congress" pitches the old ideas. -Jodi

 

[WayneMorse]

Make taxes easier to send to the IRS = create more jobs?

 

[leroidys]

I'm trying really hard to control for my confirmation bias but HOW THE FUCK DO THEY FIND SOMEBODY WORSE EVERY YEAR? WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE???

 

[Officerrob]

I'm typically conservative and see myself as such for a long time to come, but WTF am I watching?!

"A rising star in the Republican Party"

 

[Effect]

I think she's literally reading the speech off of cue cards, I see her eyes moving like she's read it for the first time right now...

It's like she's looking in the general direction of the camera but not at it but right above it. You're right you can see her eyes moving back and forth.

I don't get why the response has to be so zoomed in. Why not back up some, add a table or desk.

 

[Amentallica]

She sounds like an infomercial. What is she selling?

 

[indigo-cyclops]

Charisma of a wet fucking sock

 

[Cloudy]

Why didn't she just tape this?

 

[Ultratech]

Man, robots have come a long way.

 

[Amir0x]

for the love of god the camera look into it

 

[Chie Satonaka]

I'm serious, this is a robot. This is not a real person.

It's too late. We've already been invaded. It's over.

 

[Human_Shield]

Do Republicans not have people on staff to teach them how to speak naturally? It's like they're trying their hardest to be as impersonable as possible.

 

[lednerg]

She sounds like she's in a senior life insurance plan infomercial.

 

[Hexa]

WTF is up with the camera angles? On Youtube she's looking away from the camera and looks really off. On Fox she's looking straight into the camera and looks OK. Animation is horrible though.

 

[B-Dubs]

Why didn't she just tape this?

Or practice the speech so she could actually look at the camera

 

[NYCmetsfan]

These speeches can't be good. They doom whoever gives them. If republicans ever win the white house dems need to not do them.

 

[speculawyer]

This is like the Michelle Bachmann speech where she is staring off in another direction.

 

[Shard]

I think the Imagineers were slacking off when they made this model.

 

[davepoobond]

She sounds like an infomercial. What is she selling?

nothing i want to buy

 

[BlackJace]

Ahaha this woman is robotic.

 

[WayneMorse]

This is absolutely terrifying because she's the archetype of post-policy politics.

You don't need to have any policies, just a pleasant smile and a good back story.

 

[Trouble]

Prediction: She runs in 2016 and it's a glorious disaster.

 

[TacticalFox88]

She sounds like an infomercial. What is she selling?

GOP couldn't produce an Obama if their life depended on it.

 

[TheAbsolution]

Holy shit, she is TERRIBLE.
Somehow the GOP has found nfl someone worse than last year.

 

[Deadly Cyclone]

I'm disappointed in my state...

 

[Terrible_Majesty]

sounds more like a Miss Universe speech

 

[JCizzle]

POTUS needs to give her telepromter reading lessons. This is baadddd

 

[Effnine]

Even if she said anything of worth, most people wouldn't notice because of how awful this is ... GOP plz

 

[Cloudy]

She sounds like an infomercial. What is she selling?

sleep medication?

 

[mercenar1e]

a face of fear back to smiling.. robot.

 

[Mortemis]

She creeps me out, looks kinda like CG.

this is like a really bad infomercial

Needs more black and white clips.

 

[RoKKeR]

"Healthcare law that hurts hardworking families"

Wait, what?

 

[Black Mamba]

It's this like the rob lowe commercials.

Is she cable Barack Obama to direct TV Barack Obama

 

[Velcro Fly]

here's hoping someone typed something raunchy into the teleprompter

she's in such a zone with this she might read it

 

[Seductivpancakes]

lol, the GOP has the chat window active for their YT stream:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5jGdwUtmSwQ

Its almost like they don't know how the internet works.

 

[Wag]

Who has Obamacare hurt?

 

[Ziltoidia 9]

She sounds like an infomercial. What is she selling?

It's about trying to convince the country that all the good things that have happened the past 6 years is because of the new congress that started a few weeks ago.

 

[ICKE]

They really need to upgrade the production values in these response speeches. Do it in some republican convention with lots of people applauding or something.