Putting rice in a burrito is like putting pineapple on pizza

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That's a "california burrito". It's delicious and not a Taco Bell thing at all.

This makes sense.

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Breaks my heart.

I mean, look at this LA burrito crap. You're really going to support this?

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"Best breakfast burrito" according to LA Weekly. Blarph.

I agree. And I'm not getting into drama, just saying we both make some good burritos

Word. Hell, I've had better burritos in Boston than the garbage can refuse they call burritos in LA
 
Rice is a blank slate, it cannot negatively affect the flavor of a burrito, merely clouds the main ingredient. I don't find this acceptable.

Pineapple can and does negatively affect the taste of the pizza it's on. If you like it, then fine. Go ahead.

People from SF take bags of SD burritos home with them on the plane. I seent it.

I agree, rice can go in any burrito and not effect it. I'm a fan of pineapple on some pizza, but it doesn't belong on all pizza. I guess the case could be said for rice? Except it's flavor profile easily stays out of the way unlike pineapple.

Also a burrito is all filler, unlike a pizza that is not all about toppings.
 
A little bit of rice in a burrito is good, but when the filling is mostly rice it dulls the taste of what should be the main ingredients.

Rice is acceptable in a sushirrito, however.

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Burritos don't have rice, period. Beans don't belong on a burrito either, unless it's a bean burrito.


Just like real tacos have no business with cheese, lettuce or tomato.


There should be another name for that kind of food sort of like wraps.

This is coming from a TijuanenseSan Diegan.
 
You know how when you have an office pizza party, and there's that one dude who always insists on getting pineapple, so at the end of the party you have 6 slices of pineapple leftover and no sausage or pepperoni? These are those guys.

The same dudes who don't get invited to out of work stuff for that reason.
 
I mean, look at this LA burrito crap. You're really going to support this?

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"Best breakfast burrito" according to LA Weekly. Blarph.

Your first mistake is going to LA Weekly to find a good burrito. Your second mistake is not condensing all of the greater LA County into LA. I can tell you Pomona CA has some bomb ass Mexican food.
 
That's a "california burrito". It's delicious and not a Taco Bell thing at all.

It may not be created by Taco Bell.. but it's definitely a Taco Bell thing.

Rice doesn't belong on every burrito just as pineapple doesn't belong on every pizza. To say that pineapple never belongs on pizza and that rice never belongs in a burrito is objectively incorrect. Even taking the subjective nature of opinions into account.

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This part is logical though. Except accepting that Pineapple can ever be on a Pizza. I mean it can be in the same way that you can stick your tongue in an electric socket but it's always a bad idea.

Breaks my heart.

I mean, look at this LA burrito crap. You're really going to support this?

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"Best breakfast burrito" according to LA Weekly. Blarph.

Word. Hell, I've had better burritos in Boston than the garbage can refuse they call burritos in LA

Why would you cherry pick a breakfast burrito of all things? LA's best burritos aren't going to be on any published "best of" lists because they're not trendy little foody spots. They're the small regular ass hole in the wall spots with simple ass signs out front that say "Mexican Food." You'll recognize them as the spots where old hispanic men who have no wife go to eat every night. Those are the LA spots with the best Mexican food.
 
I'm not the biggest burrito muncher, but rice inside them isn't even comparable to the absolute disgrace that is pineapple on pizza
 
Sorry Op you are wrong. You might as well say I don't like cheese or sauce so putting it on a pizza is wrong.
Cheese and sauce are incredibly important to the flavor of a pizza, while rice is not important at all in the flavor of a burrito. They aren't comparable.
 
I'm with you OP. Even worse are the people who use tortillas for their burrito. Losers
 
What the hell is that crispy looking thing in Exhibit 1? Are there Fritos in that burrito?

California Burritos are from San Diego.

They are carne asada, french fries, sour cream, and cheese. Some places put guacamole in there also. After you pour some hot sauce on there, it's one of the best burritos you'll ever have.

It may not be created by Taco Bell.. but it's definitely a Taco Bell thing.

Is that hambruger? Gross.

I grew up in San Diego, grew up on San Diego Mexican food, grew up on carne asada burritos with meat, guac, sometimes salsa fresca, sometimes cheese. Never rice in the burrito.

I grew up in San Diego as well. You could get beans, rice, and cheese burritos at the Berto Brothers (Robertos, Albertos, etc) taco shops, although bean and cheese was more standard. El Pollo Loco does BRC as their standard "bean burrito", although it's El Pollo Loco so who really cares.
 
I grew up in San Diego, grew up on San Diego Mexican food, grew up on carne asada burritos with meat, guac, sometimes salsa fresca, sometimes cheese. Never rice in the burrito.

Rice in a burrito affects the eating experience, including the texture and overall flavor combination you're experiencing at that moment in time. I like to keep the meat and rice separate because once guac and salsa is added, it starts to meld together and become mushy. I'm not a fan of mushy rice.

Carne asada burrito with rice on the side, please.
 
RE: burritos. If you eat them in a wrapper, rice it is. If you eat them on a plate, rice and beans on the side. They are two completely different experiences, but both can be great.

The same dudes who don't get invited to out of work stuff for that reason.

And the worst thing - the worst - is that these dudes always have the gall to grab a few slices of plain or sausage or whatever. "Oh, I was only hungry for one slice of pineapple, I assumed everyone else would eat the rest." Motherfucker if you order pineapple you better eat every damn slice before you go touching the community pies.
 
Nonsense. I don't like a ton of meat, beans, cheese etc. in mine. I don't want to to be too much rice, but some rice is great IMO. Especially if it's brown rice.

And Hawaiian pizza is my favorite type, other than maybe some good veggie only ones. A local place has a great one with artichoke and sundried tomatoes.
 
Taco Bell can go fuck themselves lol.

It's not a Taco Bell thing because they finally caught on to the greatness of a California Burrito. lol

It's a Taco Bell thing by virtue of the silly ass nature of putting french fries inside a burrito. It sits on a menu next to Cool Ranch tacos, Fritos filled burritos, bootleg ass Churros, tacos made with Pita bread and Burritos that filling wrapped with an actual quesadilla... and it's not at all out of the ordinary.

At best it's a "fusion" food that's on the silly side. At worst it's a chef creation similar to stuffing a Jack in the Box taco inside a breakfast sandwich. It definitely meets the criteria for a "Taco Bell thing."

By this backward logic, hamburgers/sloppy joes are a taco bell thing.

What does this even mean? I've never even heard of a Taco Bell serving burgers or sloppy joes.
 
Wow is this thread bannable?

It should be. Bread and Gata are taking things too far. This couple has ruined the integrity of NeoGAF. We must put an end to their madness.

Pineapple on pizza may not be the best, but it's acceptable every now and then. Rice in burritos may not be your cup of tea, but it should be acceptable.
 
Look, I think we should all just agree that Northern California doesn't know what they're doing with burritos.

I mean, lettuce? Come on.

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Disgusting
 
rice in a burrito isnt bad if it doesnt overpower the whole thing and its threads like these that expose people! california burritos are fucking delicious the people who says its nasty probably havent tried it but its a burrito with fries and shit, you cant go wrong with that. putting pineapple on pizza should be a crime. there is no excuse to like that monstrosity. the only bad thing that people regularly put in burritos is cilantro
 
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