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[AnkiRendan]

This is gonna be good.

Edit: Damn it, I don't want to be the start of a new page!

 

[Renekton]

don't check his post history...

You're making me insanely curious arrrgh

 

[Pikma]

Be careful, if your husband posts too much in The Neo's Off Topic side chances are he's into some weird shit

 

[bobawesome]

What kind of task is "get water?" I agree that he should cut the lawn though. It's not looking great.

Flavored water, maybe?

 

[hydrophilic attack]

I don't believe you.

Spoiler

No one on GAF has a girl/guy

 

[Hispanic! At the Disco]

The Neo loves you too Andrea.

 

[Ostinatto]

I just wanna be part of this thread

 

[Vulcano's assistant]

wash the car, then get water?

a lot of people only drink bottled water

 

[wolfhowwl]

Be careful, if your husband posts too much in The Neo's Off Topic side chances are he's into some weird shit

Yeah, he might be a PopGaf poster. Shudder.

 

[Jinfash]

Check his PMs. Your hubby is actually having an affair...with Sonny.

 

[Stimpack]

He's our husband now

Beautiful.

 

[M*A*S*H]

Does your husband really refer to it as the "neo" rather than, the "Gaf"?

... Serious question.

Inquiring minds want to know.

 

[Cipher Cat]

Why has he a 100x120 picture on his profile page?

 

[Vibranium]

Don't worry Andrea, he's just here to check up on his investments in Nintendo.

The Playstation love and threads were all a ruse! It's a conspiracy I tell you!

 

[Corto]

He is our husbando now!

 

[FatalT]

Sorry you had to find us out this way Andrea but this is a swingers meet-up site. Your husband is pretty popular on these boards but oddly enough, he said he wasn't married...

 

[Hispanic! At the Disco]

a lot of people only drink bottled water

My family buys arrowhead by the 5-gallon box to fill our water cooler. Could be that or bottles.

 

[JNA]

I'm so confused. What's the OP talking about?

 

[DJ_Lae]

Weird, my wife refers to the site as Gaf and excludes the Neo part entirely.

I also know she's read various threads from pegging to jacking off while someone's sister was in the room.

 

[Forkball]

This forum is entirely populated by supermodels looking for pillow fights, that's why.

 

[XANDER CAGE]

He cannot rest until he finds out why people like Minecraft or why iTunes has star ratings. These are important missions.

 

[AzureSkies]

Your husband spends all of his time arguing and talking about video games that he doesn't play.

It's our way of life.

 

[-tetsuo-]

 

[random25]

Neo, stop ruining marriages for nth time!

 

[DoubleTake]

Oh he's married? You should probably look through his PMs Andrea, you dont want to be in the dark anymore.

 

[DidntKnowJack]

What kind of task is "get water?"

Its a far more dangerous task than you might think.

 

[gogosox82]

Because getting mad about video games is fun.

 

[fernoca]

Poor Navarrete. His nephews using his PlayStation and his wife using NeoGAF.

Or maybe they don't exist, and he's just drunk-posting.

 

[StarVigil]

That's because the thirst is real.

 

[Edsmells12345]

Because theres no escaping The Neo

On point.

 

[CMojicaAce]

 

[Blablurn]

He's our husband now

Booya

 

[AlphaStriker]

I'm so confused. What's the OP talking about?

He's saying we haven't been pleasing him enough lately, so he had to go out and get himself a wife. Gah why are we such failures?!

 

[Gamezone]

He obviously left his laptop in the kitchen.

 

[120v]

no better Matrix fan forum than The Neo. shouldn't be a mystery why he spends his time here

 

[Party Popper]

Could be worst. He could be PLAYING videogames.

 

[Dali]

If you find a pm in your husband's history titled "those dick pics you asked for" It's not what you think. Your husband is just a big fan Richard Nixon so I sent him some rare photos I found on the Internet. Under no circumstances should you feel compelled to actually open that pm.

 

[dddooozzz9]

This is the weird thread.

 

[Pinko Marx]

Could be worst. He could be PLAYING videogames.

 

[GavinGT]

http://neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=903578&highlight=

 

[Stabby McSter]

my family used to get five gallons of water from stores

maybe that's she means

 

[foxuzamaki]

You're now apart of us andrea

 

[Cuburt]

Hi,
I'm my husband's wife, Andrea. I was wondering what is so interesting about the "Neo"

.

 

[Duraigo]

To Khalifa Jayy:

Take out the papers and the trash
Or you don't get no game spendin' cash
If you don't scrub that kitchen floor
You ain't gonna go on Neo anymore
Yakety yak (don't talk back)

Just finish cleanin' up your room
Let's see that dust fly with that broom
Get all that garbage out of sight
Or you can't go get your pre-order at midnight
Yakety yak (don't talk back)

You just put on your coat and hat
And walk yourself to the laundromat
And when you finish doin' that
Change your avatar to a picture of our cat
Yakety yak (don't talk back)

Don't you give me no dirty looks
Your wife's hip; she's knows what cooks
Just tell your hoodlum friends online
You ain't got time to build up hype
Yakety yak (don't talk back)

 

[Jotamide]

Does your husband really refer to it as the "neo" rather than, the "Gaf"?

... Serious question.

This is the important matter here.

 

[Cess007]

Hilarious thread lol

What kind of task is "get water?" I agree that he should cut the lawn though. It's not looking great.

Where i live, we go and refill some gallons of potable water to drink back at home. We call it "going for water".

 

[diehard]

What else is he going to do?.. Go back to watching the Lakers?

 

[Mifec]

In time The GAF will claim you too.

 

[Crayolan]

You guys think this guy is trolling gaf, but this actually is the dude's wife trolling him.

 

[DidntKnowJack]

You're now apart of us andrea