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[Corto]

Andrea, no need to make a scene. We're all adults here. You have two options now: turn away from your husband's computer, forget you ever enter the Neo and continue your life like nothing has happened. In the other option you lose Khalifa.

 

[B-Genius]

Khalifa, don't forget to take out the water, wash the trash, get the lawn and cut the cars. See? I'm helping.

This made me laugh more than it should.

A+ thread

 

[WiiRevolution1]

Posting in legendary thread. Also:

I'm my husband's wife

This sounds like a really messed up family line.

 

[HiroTSK5]

I'm trying, but the "Neo" just sounds wrong. Can't we just call it eoGa?

 

[UltraGunner]

I'm gonna start calling GAF The Neo now. It makes it sound like one of those fancy DownTown joints where they play Toro Y Moi and drinks cost a minimum of 20 bucks

 

[Cilla]

What is happening?

 

[Zolbrod]

Actually Neo backwards is Oen.

Which is Dutch for "doofus".

Coincidence? I THINK NOT

 

[BronsonLee]

Oh my god what is happening
is this a fever dream

 

[nelchaar]

It seems that your husband has been living two lives. In one life, he's Khalifa Jayy, husband to a respectable wife. He has a social security number, pays his taxes, and … helps his wife take out the garbage. The other life is lived in computers, where he frequents the gamer collective the "Neo" and is guilty of virtually every thread creation crime we have a law for. One of these lives has a future, and one of them does not.

Well fucking done, holy shit. I'm putting you on my favorite Gaf poster list, spekkeh.

 

[Fandangox]

Where are the cameras

 

[FearMyWrench]

Bless The Neo.

 

[Jimrpg]

Hey you know how to get him back to doing the chores...

just get him banned.

 

[NewGame]

Wow you got quite a backlog with the better half OP.

Mow dat lawn /grevioussexism

 

[texhnolyze]

I love you too..

All hail Neo!

 

[ArkkAngel007]

This thread of legend:

Can't believe we already have a strong candidate for GAF Thread of the Year 2015.

 

[Flunkie]

http://neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=903578&highlight=

told you not to check his post history!

...lmfao

 

[televator]

Oh shit we've been infiltrated! Shut it down, quick! Shut it all down! Burn the servers.

Welp, we had a good run here at the Neo, but someone had to go and leave their account logged in.

 

[fengshuifever]

Dear Khalifa,

 

[Necromanti]

It's not like he has a choice. This place is like the mafia.

 

[Log4Girlz]

Its time to drop the zero and get with a hero.

Then your husband will be all mine.

 

[foxbeldin]

I dont really have much to add but i want to be in this thread for some reason.

 

[Verder]

Bruh

 

[Jabba]

In

 

[davepoobond]

Hi,
I'm my husband's wife, Andrea. I was wondering what is so interesting about the "Neo" Why does my husband get on this website thingy and laugh at stuff and post stuff?
Can you stop taking up his time, he's got other things to do like.... that reminds me, honey if you read this please do the following:
take out the trash, wash the cars, get water, cut the lawn (j/k)

I love you.

i want to save this

 

[hobblygobbly]

This is The Matrix and we're all Neo.

 

[LOLDSFAN]

You're sending mixed signals with that (j/k), Andrea.

 

[No Love]

This thread is pretty frightening. Encountering someone who's been transported into the Neodimension this forum exists on. lol

 

[TheDarkStark]

lol I really hope this is legit.

 

[ElTorro]

This is The Matrix and we're all Neo.

Still relevant:

 

[Palculator]

I guess it's April 1st in Khalifa's timezone.

 

[squall23]

He's our husband now.

 

[Love Deterrence]

He's our husband now.

Neo is shit-tier garbage waifu.

 

[foxbeldin]

It's unfair, the guy already has a tag and his wife just applied for him to get a new one.

 

[Amauri14]

This is one of the most awesome threads of The Neo.

 

[MrSaturn99]

Because The Neo is time.

 

[Shadders]

I love you.

Aww shucks. Love you too.

 

[vid]

Depending on how this turns out, this could be the most important thread of the year...

 

[Doczu]

Hi,
I'm my husband's wife, Andrea. I was wondering what is so interesting about the "Neo" Why does my husband get on this website thingy and laugh at stuff and post stuff?
Can you stop taking up his time, he's got other things to do like.... that reminds me, honey if you read this please do the following:
take out the trash, wash the cars, get water, cut the lawn (j/k)

I love you.

Good thing you just entered the first mentioned page, and didn't go deeper into the rabbit hole. Khalifa is a redpill now, part of us.

But now you are here. You were curious, you wanted to know. Are you still curious to know what Neo is? Neo is everything, when you wake up you think about Neo, when you watch tv you see Neo. Even when you're on the pot you think about the mediacreate numbers. But only when you go online you become Neo. A part of the hive mind, a part of something big. It takes months of preparing

Spoiler

(account activation)

to become a part of Neo. Sales, bomba's, hype trains, meltdowns, leakes, rumors, bullshit rumors. Not everyone can take it. Sometimes they wan't out, but this is just a one way trip. Choose carefully.

So what will you do?

Spoiler

Still a better situation than when my girl found out all these bondage preparartion sites...

 

[Log4Girlz]

Neo is shit-tier garbage waifu.

Take back what you said about Aquamarine

 

[-Deimos]

Khalifa Jayy has the best family.

 

[LOCK]

Looks like nobody pushed the emergency button.

We're all doomed.

 

[littletran22]

This thread will deliver, I am sure of it.

 

[bombshell]

Khalifa Jayy has the best family.

I can smell a reality show coming soon featuring Khalifa Jayy, his wife and his nephews.

 

[ThePeoplesBureau]

 

[Doczu]

This thread will deliver, I am sure of it.

Garbage and water?

 

[dampflokfreund]

The Neo loves everything and everyone, including you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡ °)

 

[ArkkAngel007]

Garbage and water?

And that freshly cut lawn smell.

 

[overcast]

 

[adamantypants]

I hope this thread is real and Khalifa doesn't realize his newfound celebrity on Neo

 

[Vulcano's assistant]

I like how the thread remains in gaming, as if it was an experiment, of which mods don't wish to alter the outcome.