E3 2015 - Outrageous Predictions For Sony, Microsoft, Nintendo

SicSemperTyrannis said:
As long as we get a PSO ver 1&2 remaster or PSO 2 in the US I don't care who buys SEGA IPs at this point. Someone just make it happen! Added bouns is obviously all of the other long dormant franchises or still produced franchises that are so far from living up to their legacies. There is nothing worse than a new Sonic being announced and knowing in your bones that it won't possibly be any good at all.
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At this point I wouldn't be mad if even Amazon buys 'em, just give me more Sega games!
 
Phil wears a shirt that says Banjo is back on the front with a sweater. At then end of the presentation someone asks him about it and then he takes his sweater off like iori and shows a Project Spark logo in the back
 
Note from author: I wrote this awhile ago, but I think it applies this year as well.

Here's what I'm expecting for Xbox's E3 conference:

Camera pans through a black and white, post-apocalyptic wasteland. Slowly, a shadowy figure comes into view. It's Milo, now in his early 20s and clearly worn down from years of war, riding a full-grown, battle-ravaged Skittles the Tiger. As they progress, a decimated soccer-field is revealed, littered with signs of past, rival dance gangs, clearly the culprits of this massive devastation. A rusty lightsaber hangs from Milo's belt, spoils of a previous victory. Milo sneers at the sight of a tattered yoga mat splattered with decomposing fruit. Then, as Milo and Skittles ride towards the sunset, the screen fades to black... Kinect. REBORN. This Fall.

And then giggling children run onto the stage, clearly with less than 7 hours of acting experience, and pretend to play a new game.
 
Starwars: Battlefront revealed as a timed Xbox exclusive

Will only come to PS4 and PC 6 months later

Premium will cost 100 dollars
 
Nintendo:

Metroid 3D (Wii U) & 2D (3DS) styles both releasing this holiday.

The GX team is making a new F Zero

Retro's next game is a new IP: The Penultimate Protector
 
This one will always be the best:

http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=141229015&postcount=12450

  • Show opens with a trailer for new Crash. Thunderous applause.
  • The applause transitions into screams as Jack Tretton, who has been temporarily reinstated as head of SCEA for 2 hours, takes the stage to MC the event.
  • Announces a PS4 price-drop to $149. All existing PS4 owners are gifted $200 into their PSN accounts as a thank you to launch-window buyers. Can barely hear him over the screams.
  • The lights dim as a trailer for Horizon, now named 'Emagon' is shown. The graphical fidelity of the dinosaurs causes several attendees to become hysterical. Paramedics take them away and call for backup.
  • The SEGA logo illuminates the screen. Shenmu 1 & 2 HD collection announced, bundled freely with Shenmu 3, exclusive to PS4.
  • Kojima takes the stage. MGS5 now PS4 exclusive. MGS 1, 2 and 3 to be remade in the Fox Engine for PS4. As is Snatcher. Norman Reedus and Del Toro join him on stage for a 10 minute gameplay demo of Silent Hills. Tears stream down the faces of the audience the entire time.
  • Boyes sprints on stage dressed as Santa Claus, complete with Santa’s Sack. ‘I have some more gifts for you” he says, causing uncontrollable trembling in all present.
  • Suikoden I & II are available for download NOW on PSN, including optional fully orchestrated soundtrack.
  • Did somebody say Dino Crisis 4? Yes. Adam Boyes did, JUST NOW. He makes an awkward joke about PS4 being the undisputed home of dinosaurs. The reveal trailer shows Regina in a mech-suit fighting a T-Rex, 12 Raptors and a misguided Stegosaurus atop a mountain during a hurricane.
  • Boyes drops his Santa Sack on the floor and opens it. Shinji Hashimoto jumps out. The audience has been crying for so long that large swaths of people are losing brain function due to low salt-levels.
  • He doesn’t need to ask people to please be excited; there isn’t a dry seat in the room. New trailer shown for Kingdom Hearts. Mandy Moore is back as Aerith. FFXV world map shown, and 2015 release date revealed. “One more thing.” Audience holds its breath. FFVII HD remaster trailer shown. PS4 exclusive. Many audience members forget to resume breathing. The death count is getting out of control.
  • Amid the chaos, Chris Metzen takes the stage. PS4 exclusive Starcraft Ghost revealed. Paramedics have to restrain a man from clawing his own eyes out, such is the intensity of the reveal trailer.
  • Tretton takes the stage, visibly shaken by the carnage before him. But the show must go on. Let’s talk about firmware (it’s a Sony conference). Suspend resume available next week. PSN name changes sorted out, PS2 trophy support.
  • A turnbuckle and wrestling ropes rise from the stage, and Shu rushes towards it and reaches over with his outstretched hand. Tretton tags him in.
  • Medieval, Dark Cloud, Syphon Filter, Colony Wars and Wip3out have all been green-lit for PS4 games. The amount of happening in the room is causing cracks to appear in the walls of the theatre.
  • Kratos appears on screen. He's fighting the Gods of ancient Norse mythology. Trailer concludes with him disembowling Odin with a Dane Axe.
  • Naughty Dog logo appears. First footage of the Uncharted movie is shown. Wow, they really nailed the casting of Drake. Hang on. No? It couldn’t be? It’s actually photo-realistic 60fps 1080p gameplay footage of Uncharted 4. The stress of seeing UC4 gameplay causes a woman in the front row to go into premature labour. She wasn’t even pregnant when the show began.
  • Tretton thanks people for attending and watching at home. They still have new gameplay of Bloodbourne, The Order, No Man’s Sky, EGTTR, Rime, Wild, The Witness, Shadow of the Beast and more, but emergency rooms are at breaking point. Too much hype has been spilled this day.
  • “Oh, just one more thing”
  • The Last Guardian lives. Chunks of concrete fall from the ceiling, crushing those below. The room can’t handle all of the feels pulsating out of gamers as they bask in the glory of the gameplay trailer. The audience is too transfixed to run. When the June 2015 launch date is revealed the internet as we once knew it is dead. People watching at home scramble to put batteries in CB radios, hoping to pick up military chatter about the PSX event.
  • Only one attendee remains alive in the theatre. His glasses shattered while watching Sora, Donald and Goofy wage battle with Prince Hans, sparing his eyes from what followed. Scrambling over the corpses in the theatre, he takes refuge under a desk with Jack Tretton.
  • “Is it over?” he asks Jack tentatively.
  • “Yes” sighs Jack. “Well, except for one more thing”
  • The roof explodes, allowing a helicopter to lower someone down onto the stage.
  • It’s Gaben. Half-life 3 confirmed. Console exclusive on PS4. Available for download on Steam and PS4 RIGHT NOW.
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Nintendo announces their new handheld, the Wii U Go. It's just a Wii U inside of a gamepad but uses game cards instead of discs and your Wii U purchases don't transfer and the virtual console starts over again.
Confusion ensues.
 
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As the E3 press conferences start and Microsoft is bound to begin, a hint of sabotage is in the air. The many people of the Microsoft pour into the auditorium like the tears falling from the faces of anticipated Master Chief Collection players. The show will begin shortly. Backstage Phil Spencer is laughing maniacally as he drinks a large swig of his bottle losing himself to the great one; Jack of the Daniels. He slowly and sluggishly puts on the same exact Battletoads shirt he wore at last years presentation. The thing the unintelligent press didn't know was that Spencer had wore this shirt every single day from E3 2014 to now without bathing.

"Today Microsoft has a lot to bing to the table. Ha! See what I did there? *pukes onstage* Here at Microsoft we wish to bring the best games to you. Here at Microsoft we strive to be the best."

"How many times do you have to say you're the best?" said a journalist from Polygon, as Phil Spencer pulls a sharp black desert eagle out from his mouth and shoots the man straight in the head. Blood spurting from his head like a volcano in Hawaii. The people in the audience are gagging for their lives at the smell of both blood and Spencer's "dank" fill the air. He then goes on to show the side of the gun. Engraved in the sides are the words: Call. Of. Duty.

"Today we have a huge announcement to make. We, at Microsoft, have brought Xbox players the ultimate CoD experience. Today, we would like to announce that Xbox will get all Call of Duty DLC exclusively on our console this holiday season. *cries and drops mic; nobody in audience moves; Chris Stamper comes on stage*

"Hello. Today Rare would like to announce something we have been working on for ages upon ages only able to be done on Xbox ONE *whispers under breath "and PlayStation 4"*. Here are Rare we believe in survival of the fittest and great-"

*A drunken and zombie like Don Mattrick slowly crawls on stage with bloodshot red eyes*

"What he is going to say *cough, cough, blood pouring from mouth as he is smiling* is Kinect Animals 3.....with exclusive.....Conker and Bajno furry friend.....Phil is going to come on stage next...announcing an always online.....XboxTWO which is planned to control the world.....*Mattrick pulls out a small handgun and says: " Let my sufferingng be over" shooting himself on stage,blood splattering all over Chris' face as he slurps it off and walks offstage.

Phil came back on grinning like a freak as he, as Mattrick said, announces the XboxTWO. Everybody in the audience boos him as he walks offstage. He comes back on after a short clip of him drinking hardcore whiskey flashes the screen. After the clip comes a trailer of the new battltoads rated A for adults only because of the toads sexual tendencies. After the trailer Phil comes back on with a Bazooka and says: "Now those were some Horny ass toads! That's it from the team here at Microsoft until next time." Crying and sobbing Spencer takes out the rocket launcher just to kill everyone and take the whole facility down with him.

Microsofts E3 conference was nationally known as: Microsoft's Bad Hair Day.

The. End.

Sony one coming soon ;D


delSai said:
Fire Pro Wrestling on Ps4 aw yeah
And WorthyEdge got Dragons Dogma right, so MAYBE Crash and TLG could happen :P
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2thepoint said:
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Ya got that right!
 
If Scalebound drops this fall then I think that will be the most bomba announcement of this year.

For mini-bomba they will say Gears Collection is out in September. For massive extra super bomba, Gears Collection available tonight on the Xbox Store, and on store shelves in two weeks.
 
Sony's confrence opens with Knack in a new trailer, he is slaying enemies left right and centre, before all of a sudden he is curb stomped by Crash Banidoot while Eminem's "Guess who's back" starts playing

Then they announce the Last Guardian is coming to mobile
 
Joe Montana NFL Football 16 is announced. Xbone/Win10 exclusive. Microsoft funded and 2k helps with development. Releases in July. source

Can't say I would be against it happening!
 
A few hours before the Nintendo E3 Presentation starts, rumors surface on news sites (IGN, GameSpot, ect.) that Zelda Wii U has been delayed to Holiday 2016. In addition, Metroid Prime 4 had at one time been in development but was cancelled, and was taken out of the E3 Presentation last minute. The Twitch.tv chat fills up with scared 's and angry messages saying "Nintendo is Doomed!" and "Called it! ". Iwata sees this and thinks nothing of it. He mumbles something under his breath.

The Nintendo E3 Presentation begins with Miyamoto smiling while wearing a nice sports jacket and has a fox shaped handkerchief in his pocket, much like the Pikmin he had in E3's past. He bow's a traditional bow and begins talking about some of the titles that he has been working on and had shown at last E3. We get a few trailers and some new info, but passes the helm over to Bill Trinen to talk more about some upcoming games. However before Miyamoto switched over to Bill, we see a wink from Miyamoto suggesting we will see him later, and the screen fades to black. We hear Miyamoto give a soft laugh. No Star Fox is shown.

Bill appears from the dark and is also wearing a sports jacket but with a rabbit handkerchief in his pocket. Of course, he is sitting on a chair/couch of sorts...again...and begins talking about some 'big' third party and indie games coming over to the New Nintendo 3DS XL and the Wii U. Some games already known but a few catch our eyes. "A Hat in Time" is one of the games coming to Wii U! The Twitch chat starts going crazy for the first time throughout the whole presentation. Bill smiles and says to stay tuned to catch Reggie with some amazing info.

Reggie appears using a cheery Super Mario pipe transition and we see he is continuing the trend of sports jacket, but has a falcon handkerchief instead. People start to get the hint. Reggie shows a teaser trailer for the new Super Mario game, but a console was not specified. The teaser promotes "Amazing 3D graphics!" and "Spectacular color!". This is easily the best looking Mario game we've seen in years! The chat is going wild at this point! Reggie then passes the presentation over to Eiji Aonuma, for some updates on a 'very special' title.

Fade to white.

Aonuma walks in from the side but is in normal attire, and no hints of anything we can see. However he looks a little upset. He begins talking about development processes of a game. He says that sometimes during development, things can change. He begins talking about Zelda Wii U and how he wants to make it a huge living and breathing world with lively characters, and more side quests to count. Aonuma announces that Zelda Wii U will no longer be exclusive on the Wii U platform. Instead it will also be on...

KRRR, PSSH, CRRR

The screen statics out and we start to hear the Splatoon theme. The new trailer starts playing, showing a whole bunch of new information and making the chat almost forget about the Zelda information from before. Many new weapons are shown and new online features are announced. The trailer ends and we see the Splatoon team and they announce that DLC for the game is planned. They show a bit of Super Mario and Legend of Zelda DLC to play as the main characters Mario and Link. The chat explodes and GOTY is almost assured by this one announcement.

Fade to black.

Iwata himself shows up wearing, you guessed it, a sports coat but with a frog shaped handkerchief in his pocket. Star Fox is basically confirmed at this point. However, Iwata then begins his session with a trailer for a new home console simply named "Nintendo's Entertainment System". Scheduled for release Holiday 2016. The platform supports twice as much power as the PS4 and Xbox One in every way, and many third party developers are on board such as EA and Ubisoft.
Iwata also announced that they have acquired a previously owned par of IP that they are now starting development for new games. Banjo and Conker are back with Nintendo! Before that however, Iwata announces that DLC for Super Smash Bros. for Wii U and 3DS will be getting both Conker and Banjo Kazooie to play as. Trailers are shown for both and they look amazing. Sakurai tweets that he has no involvement with these DLC characters, as Nintendo has given him a 6 month paid vacation to rest.

KRRR, PSSH, CRRR

Aonuma comes back and starts where he left off, announcing that Zelda Wii U will also be a launch title for the "Nintendo's Entertainment System" as a "Definitive Edition". There will be Gamepad support and higher quality visuals on the new version, and even surprises that he will not show yet. However he does show a trailer for the Wii U version and it still looks amazing, and no graphical changes have been made. Aonuma also announces that Zelda will be released on schedule for Wii U on November 20th, 2015. The screen fades to black and the Twitch chat is going crazy, and gaming sites servers have exploded from the traffic they're getting. Iwata hands it back over to Miyamoto to wrap things up.

Miyamoto shows up again and formally announces Star Fox Assault U for both the Wii U and the now abbreviated "NES" system. The game looks beautiful and gameplay is perfect for a Star Fox game. Miyamoto also announces that NIntendo and Valve have been working close together to get the Source 2 engine working on Wii U, and all of the Source games will launch today on the Wii U eShop at discounted prices. This includes Left 4 Dead series, Half-Life series, Counter Strike, Team Fortress 2, and many more. All with exclusive Nintendo content such as Nintendo Hat's.

Iwata comes back to say a final goodbye, but assures fans that more is to come during the live E3 Treehouse that will be going on again this year. He waves goodbye and fans feel reassured that Nintendo is doing good and that this will be an amazing E3...

BOOM The Last Guardian was bought by Nintendo and was 100% cancelled. "Please Understand"
 
Nintendo shows new Metroid, New Handheld
Sony Shows The Last Guardian, Morpheus+MM game, price cut
Xbox shows Halo, TV deal, price cut

Nintendo "wins" and nobody cares.
 
Sony and Nintendo announce an unprecedented partnership. One that has Nintendo leave the home console market and produce their ip's exclusive to the PS4 and future Sony consoles. And Sony leaves the handheld market and produces ip for the 3DS and future handhelds as well as giving Nintendo all exclusive vita agreements like the one they have with the Danganronpa series. PSN becomes the online network for both consoles and Nintendo gets a large percentage of all games purchased on the 3DS. Share play is also implemented into the 3DS and all digital games are cross buy between the PS4 and 3DS.
 
Nintendo reveals new console and handhelds

The Wii U2DS 3D

and

The 3.5DS2.5 3D and the 3.5DS2.5 3D XL, along with the 3.5DS2.5 2D
 
I think we will see a hololens variant for the xbox one.

supposedly, the hololens was primarily an xbox peripheral up to Nadela became CEO and the project was expanded beyond gaming.

I can see hololens achieving the ilumiroom proof of concept stuff without the need for the additional kinect and projector.
 
Outrageous people, outrageous. It's like "WHAAAAAAT! NO FUCKING WAY11!11!!!!!", not like "yeah, we hoped for that".
 
Nintendo:

Reggie steps on the stage.
"We at Nintendo always strived for the new. The exciting. The bold. Our most brightest and creative minds at Nintendo all across the globe thought to themselves: What can we bring to table, everyone wants and dreams of? And they got an idea. An idea shocking yet so simple all of us in this auditorium will agree on.
We present to you ...."

The stage gets dark. The sounds of a Ludacris song fills the arena with an eardrum shattering bass. Dimmed lights reveal a huge pedestal in the middle of the stage and scantily dressed girls fill the stage.
"Is that Lisa Ann?" Whispers Kotaku's Jason Schreier. "Who?" asks his co-worker Patrick Klepak. "Hhrm no one.."
The stage gets filled with porn actresses.

Reggie's voice fills the auditorium as, Ludacris's Pussy Popping get's tuned down.
"We bring you Wii VR ! The exclusive source for Brazzers VR content!"

Nintendo shares skyrocket immidiately.
 
Sony announces Naughty dog karting!
- play as your favorites: ranging from crash and cortex to jak, daxter and the precursors. Race as Nathan Drake, spewing one liners while throwing a wumpa fruit on Joel's apocalyptic cart as you cruise through the crash bandicoot jungle.
- unique stages where a giant ice bear squishes the person in last place.
- weapons go from wumpa fruits and nitro boxes to home made nail bombs that give you flat tyres.
- UC 4 demo included
- available now!
 
Third party pubs push back major releases to 2016. Fans tear down demo kiosks in rage. Zelda U will have motion controls and gamepad controls.
 
Metal Gear Solid 6: The Boss is announced as a PS4 exclusive telling the story of The Boss and Cobra Unit during World War II.

(this is wishful thinking on my part though and not as outrageous as most posts on here :D)
 
Microsoft conference.
Lights dim.

Phil: "and now please welcome on stage a very special guest to talk about our secret dgpu... Ladies and gentlemen MISTERXMEDIA"
 
Baron_Calamity said:
A huge Shenmue logo is thrown up on the screen and out walks Randy Pitchford.
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Don't joke about those kind of things.




Could someone PLEASE link me to the video describing Nintendo at E3 one year where Reggie loses it and the flies break lose and Reggie is saying "How dare you."

I found it through GAF but lost it, it's hilarious.
 
Crash Bandicoot exclusive for Xbox One. Wipeout's spiritual successor from FireSprite multiplatform. Sony E3 conference all about Morpheus, Home 2.0 and no first party games shown, only remasters (beyond, uncharted, gt6).
Zelda U moved to the Wii U 2.
Oh yes, that would be entertaining.

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edit: oh, almost forgot. Bayonetta Sigma Collection for PC-PS4-One :D Best and worst E3 ever at the same time, depends on the side.
 
Conker is coming in 2015
as a skin for Minecraft. Make your own Conker adventure!

The Last Guardian is revealed to actually be a prequel to Rime, will be free for all of those who have voted for Rime in their NeoGAF most anticipated games of 2015 top 10.

Y2Kev and shinra will voice Kanji and shadow Kanji in the English localization for Persona 4 Dancing All Night.
 
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