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Has anyone rented a stripper?
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If you don't make it dumb and ridiculous it seems like it would just feel sad.
She'd ask you to contribute to her Kickstarter.
Aaron-Lagann
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Go buy a toy WWE belt, hire two strippers, have them flop around on each other fighting over the belt while you throw money and yell the names of the wrestlers at them.
Why? You already have entertainment lined up. Hang out with friends, watch the show and eat some good food man. Where the hell are you going to fit in scantily clad women dancing for dollars in that scenario
like... You gonna eat wings with them afterwards or something? Cmon man wtf. Go to strip club after the show if you all are into that kinda stuff lmao. This type of improvising is what gets you taken off the list of "So where we gonna meet up to watch the...." qualifying hosts homie.
like... You gonna eat wings with them afterwards or something? Cmon man wtf. Go to strip club after the show if you all are into that kinda stuff lmao. This type of improvising is what gets you taken off the list of "So where we gonna meet up to watch the...." qualifying hosts homie.
DoktorEvil
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I like this idea a lot.
Make sure to fence them in for an authentic hell in the cell match.
This is my line of thinking as well.Why? You already have entertainment lined up. Hang out with friends, watch the show and eat some good food man. Where the hell are you going to fit in scantily clad women dancing for dollars in that scenario
like... You gonna eat wings with them afterwards or something? Cmon man wtf. Go to strip club after the show if you all are into that kinda stuff lmao.
Maiden Voyage
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Thinking about it, from the stories I've heard it sounded more like no one really wanted a stripper to begin with, so it makes sense that it was super awkward.
So, OP, if you're not going to take it seriously and you have a good group of friends that can be silly- feel free to rent-a-stripper. Otherwise you're going to have a bunch of awkward people watching a naked woman dance, who may have a sleazy manager creepily standing nearby.
Why hasn't this been quoted more?! (should be Rent to Bone, but still, I like it)
Heisenberg
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Just Googled this . . . holy shit at the newspaper stories that come up.
Yeah, I could see how that would be. It can be really awkward if there's no energy in the crowd. Like at first when she first arrived we had like set up chairs around a pole so she could do her thing, and we just sat silently for like the first 30 seconds as she started her thing.
Then she just stops and grabs a chair and sits on it and goes "well shit guys if you're not going to at least pop a woody over this we might as well CONVERSATE. How's life?"
After that we all sort of loosened up and started joking around with her and she got back into the dance and we all got into it and started being totally ridiculous about it. Like it was a surreal experience, but I think that's the way to make it good. Just really be nutty about it, whilst respecting the boundaries she sets.
I don't have a pole. I do have french doors. will that work?
BadAss2961
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I don't think a stripper will be necessary at your Wrestlemania house party.
Perspicacity
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This a bad idea, just spend the money on more beers and snacks. I assure you that will be better received than a stripper at a fucking wrestling party
dr3upmushroom
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Mann.... That sounds really awkward. Never seen "rented" a stripper (only seen em at the lot), but since there's some stories being told. An acquaintance had his bachelor party where they rented the stripper who also happened to be a hooker. She ended up blowing a few dudes, and taking his 14 year old cousin's virginity while his other cousins watched from the corner of the room...
I don't think you need anything. I think they can do a routine minus anything. It was just the first time we ordered a stripper and my friend's girlfriend had a stripper pole she used for exercise or some shit we could use so it seemed appropriate somehow lol
You Are Viewtiful
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Go to the strip club afterwards.
Haha damn, I wonder which side was more embarassed.
pants
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Alligatorjandro
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Best thread title ever
have you ever seen strippers at a wrestlemania party before? i wanted to break the laws.
hodayathink
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You can buy "portable" stripper poles that aren't that hard to set up. Hell, if it's your house, you can actually put up a stripper pole for the occasion. Me and some friends did it in college, and it only took about $40 and half a days work to get it set up in the basement.
The Chosen One
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Speevy said:
Yeah, reading the OP sounds like the prologue of just about every '80 teen movie.
Now this sounds like the plot of just about every late '90 teen movie.
How's this fake? The wings ,or the fact I want a stripper at my mania party?
andrerobot
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Massive Duck. C.M.
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You don't rent strippers
you rent skrippas
you rent skrippas
mechashiva
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I've been looking for a good mania party. Where and when?
We got invited to a friend's 21st b-day party. It was supposed to be just a night with friends, hanging out, laughing, having fun, so we pooled in and we hired a stripper. Told her to get a temporary tramp stamp that said happy 21st Birthday, everything was arranged.
So night of the party, we walk into his house, his entire family is there, I'm talking mom, dad, brother, sister, grandmas, grandpa, uncles, aunts, everyone. He comes over and apologizes, his family expected a party for his 21st and they wouldn't accept a different date than his actual 21st, but they usually leave around 11PM so we can party afterwards. We huddle up and we discuss the stripper situation, and we decide to bring his mom into the equation. We explain the situation to her and she begins to giggle. She tells us it's fine, have her come over and do her thing, just tell her to keep her panties on, because that's just a bridge too far.
We call to inform the stripper, she comes over, we sit the birthdayboy in a chair with his entire family seated in a circle around him, and she starts doing her thing, and as we agreed, she keeps the panties on. As the music fades and she finishes her act, grandma of 84 years old bursts out "why isn't she going all the way? Were you guys short on change or something?" She gets up, gives the girl some money and tells her to dance some more and take off the last piece of clothing. The stripper begins to laugh, everyone starts to laugh, she looks at us and we're like "yeah, she was the reason you kept it on, if she wants the whole deal, go for it." So she finishes the act, as originially intended and grandma is sitting there grinning ear to ear.
So night of the party, we walk into his house, his entire family is there, I'm talking mom, dad, brother, sister, grandmas, grandpa, uncles, aunts, everyone. He comes over and apologizes, his family expected a party for his 21st and they wouldn't accept a different date than his actual 21st, but they usually leave around 11PM so we can party afterwards. We huddle up and we discuss the stripper situation, and we decide to bring his mom into the equation. We explain the situation to her and she begins to giggle. She tells us it's fine, have her come over and do her thing, just tell her to keep her panties on, because that's just a bridge too far.
We call to inform the stripper, she comes over, we sit the birthdayboy in a chair with his entire family seated in a circle around him, and she starts doing her thing, and as we agreed, she keeps the panties on. As the music fades and she finishes her act, grandma of 84 years old bursts out "why isn't she going all the way? Were you guys short on change or something?" She gets up, gives the girl some money and tells her to dance some more and take off the last piece of clothing. The stripper begins to laugh, everyone starts to laugh, she looks at us and we're like "yeah, she was the reason you kept it on, if she wants the whole deal, go for it." So she finishes the act, as originially intended and grandma is sitting there grinning ear to ear.
Darth Karja
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You actually made me laugh. Good job.
Holy shit, this is the greatest.
talisayNon
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Make sure you ask to see recent pictures of them and give exact descriptions of what you want. Dont be afraid no you wont do if the company sends you an ugly one. Theyll tey to screw you always.
I just can't believe this is true...
you won't believe what can be true and what can't .. I had a stripper on my bachelor party. She removed everything and was dancing in front of me. Suddenly, I see something dangling between her legs (not what you guys think!). It's .. a cord? Why is there a .. OMG, you've got to be kidding me ...
No blood was spilled that night.
Mazdaspeed
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Should have splurged and got the cordless model
...and I went to a convent school.
In the region of german-speaking europe I'm from, every pupil get's a cap in school colors if he makes it to the last year of school. Theses caps are handed out at a big party for students and teachers, organized by the students (= it's nothing official, it's a private party).
So what does an all-male class of a convent school do, when partying in a location rented from a christian organisation?
Right, hire a stripper.
Monks were absolutely cool with it. As she entered they all left the room (with a broad grin on their faces, I might add). But one of our female teachers wasn't so much and stopped the whole ordeal.
Which wasn't so bad, because me and two classmates used the turmoil to sneak away and exchange each and every single lock to the classrooms of our school. The next morning our teachers would have to perform tasks to get their old locks back.
good times.
In the region of german-speaking europe I'm from, every pupil get's a cap in school colors if he makes it to the last year of school. Theses caps are handed out at a big party for students and teachers, organized by the students (= it's nothing official, it's a private party).
So what does an all-male class of a convent school do, when partying in a location rented from a christian organisation?
Right, hire a stripper.
Monks were absolutely cool with it. As she entered they all left the room (with a broad grin on their faces, I might add). But one of our female teachers wasn't so much and stopped the whole ordeal.
Which wasn't so bad, because me and two classmates used the turmoil to sneak away and exchange each and every single lock to the classrooms of our school. The next morning our teachers would have to perform tasks to get their old locks back.
good times.
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