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[ElectricBlanketFire]

First Walgreen's workers and now Grocery store bakery employees! Customer service has gone way downhill. I would order everything online from now on.

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I am that reference.

 

[Reset]

I laughed when I saw the cake was for a 30 year old. Well can't say it looks bad for a grocery store cake.

 

[Goldrush]

Thinking about it, I don't recall seeing even cake shop drawing with frosting often. Usually they just cheat with toys. It's really impressive how close that picture is considering it looks like the baker only have one "brush size." It's almost pixel art.

 

[MissileTrick]

Super Mario Lawnmower

I was seriously thinking this. It's like if Hank Hill had to make the cake.

 

[TheBaldEmperor]

This is freaking awesome. Cut me a slice please.

 

[travisbickle]

The bigger mistake is they put a 0 next to the 3. Now it looks as though a cake obviously made for a 3 year old is intended for a grown man!

 

[Kriken]

I am that reference.

So... how long until you start giving stuff away?

 

[cptodin]

I think it's cute

 

[Hazelhurst]

Looks like a baby mario.

 

[falconxcrunner09]

I actually work part time in a grocery store bakery.

That is a lot better than what I have seen come out of our department.


Edit: no cursive huh. Would have looked better with it

 

[Bronetta]

I'd rather eat Yoshi tbh

 

[EulaCapra]

Why is Mauricio mowing the lawn for someone's 30th birthday?

 

[thelastcrusader]

Could probably be better, but I find it acceptable. Still better than Balloon Snake

Omg I near died

 

[Dad]

Omg I near died

 

[Rhomega Beta]

Could probably be better, but I find it acceptable. Still better than Balloon Snake

He looks like an old man, and in a bad way.

 

[Pestilence11]

For a grocery store? That's totally acceptable. If you really wanted something amazing you would've gone to an actual bakery.

This.

 

[ElectricBlanketFire]

So... how long until you start giving stuff away?

What would you like?

 

[Chet Rippo]

Cake art is awesome.

 

[paragonpro]

Could probably be better, but I find it acceptable. Still better than Balloon Snake

Kept you waiting, huh?

 

[Dr. Black Jack]

I don't know what's sadder, the fact that a grocery store Mario Kart birthday cake was made for a thirty-year-old, or that the OP thought it would be cool to bitch about the craftsmanship.

Jesus fucking Christ.

 

[Cormano]

 

[Rabbi_Vole]

Nintendo loves experimenting with eclectic graphical styles. It would be awesome if they applied cake-frosting shading to MK9.

 

[Einhander]

We? As in you? Are you the birthday boy? Aren't your loved ones supposed to be the ones to prepare the cake for you as a surprise?

The cake design isn't too shabby.

 

[Baroquemantic]

Kept you waiting deflating, huh?

There we go.

 

[Kriken]

What would you like?

Half of the cake, I can PM you my address and the name of a good store that supplies dry ice

 

[Bronetta]

He looks like an old man, and in a bad way.

You look terrible, Snake.

 

[Shmeagatory94]

Wait people aren't impressed with this?! It looks pretty damn good to me? lol

 

[andrerobot]

What do you think?

Your son will probably still love it.

 

[njean777]

I think that looks like buttercream icing and instead of complaining about the art: YOU SHOULD BE EATING ALL OF IT RIGHT NOW.

 

[Einhander]

Wait people aren't impressed with this?! It looks pretty damn good to me? lol

thisisneogafdude.jpg

 

[Dr Amazon MD]

I am that reference.

I know that's why I said it, haha. I think it looks alright though, reminds me of a Mario cake that I got in the early 90s.

 

[gameoverbro]

Better hope it tastes great.

 

[0ptimusPayne]

I honestly was expecting something a lot more "Hell Spawnish". It doesn't look that bad lmao.

 

[neto]

looks fine to me, better that what I could have made I think

 

[Aselith]

Wait people aren't impressed with this?! It looks pretty damn good to me? lol

Meh, I see better looking cakes walking down the street everyday.

 

[RiccochetJ]

Pretty decent.

 

[Aaron Strife]

That's actually much better than I was expecting

 

[Gentleman Jack]

"We asked our local grocery store to make a Mario Kart birthday cake"

Well if you were going for a professional finish that was your first mistake.

However, for a supermarket cake that's not the worst I've ever seen. Behold Cake Wrecks and tremble.

 

[Dr Amazon MD]

Meh, I see better looking cakes walking down the street everyday.

Must be nice living in Candy Land.

 

[akidnamededdy]

Not bad at all for a grocery store bakery dept. Haters gon hate.

 

[Dennis]

The fuck is up with his legs?

 

[fngrLCKNgood]

You went to a grocery store. For that, it's pretty damn good. If you want a photo replica, go to a professional cake decorator.

 

[Chuck]

I'd rather eat Yoshi tbh

you always say that

 

[Aselith]

Must be nice living in Candy Land.

It's pretty sweet, yeah

 

[ElectricBlanketFire]

"We asked our local grocery store to make a Mario Kart birthday cake"

Well if you were going for a professional finish that was your first mistake.

We weren't. That's why I said local grocery store.

 

[Semblance]

Did SomewhatGroovy put this together

 

[Cormano]

The fuck is up with his legs?

Cellulite

 

[Finale Fireworker]

That's perfectly acceptable for a grocery store cake and better than most people would get.

Also a thirty year old with a Mario Kart cake... Out of context this would be a truly pathetic picture. Maybe it still is? There is just something so sad about the picture itself.

 

[Bodom78]

I'd be happy with that for my 30th... mmmmm cake!

 

[Fantastical]

Honestly better than I expected.