Jurassic World - Official Global Trailer

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That is the Indominus Rex, the brand new (engineered) dinosaur that will be the star of the movie
That until the T-Rex saves the day as usual, as we already kinda know

Are you really sure? Looks more like an allosaurus than a Indominus Rex
 
The original JP doesn't really have cheap humor. Even ol' dude saying he hates Goldblum is earned.

So we're just forgetting about "that is one big pile of shit?" And The Brachio sneezing massive boogers on lex? And nedry slipping off the waterfall with a a stock sound effect? And "Uh uh uh, you didnt say the magic word?"

Some people here have such a selective memory.
 
That's a big pile of shit.

It's all about the delivery.

So we're just forgetting about "that is one big pile of shit?" And The Brachio sneezing massive boogers on lex? And nedry slipping off the waterfall with a a stock sound effect? And "Uh uh uh, you didnt say the magic word?"

Wow some people here have such a selective memory.

All worked fine, none of these things were cheap in the same way the first gag CP cracks in this new trailer is.
 
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Exactly.

The original also had a sense of wonder and magic, I'm willing to bet this film is utterly devoid of that due to the cookie cutter design.



Maybe Bay is a little lower overall but the dialogue and humour is definitely in the same bracket even if it is nearer the top. Ie: pretty awful.

The original is a classic, my favourite movie. But this looks great.
 
when this movie inevitably makes a lot of money and a sequel is made
what will the hook be
jurassic park will have failed three times (isla nublar, san diego, isla nublar mk2)
just rehash one of the sequels? but after the third, wouldn't the military then just wipe the dinos out?

They say there are ideas for a trilogy so I half expect something at the end of the film to tease that. Will be interesting to see what they try though. Since the sequels would need to be important, not a side adventure like JP3 was.
 
Too much action emphasis, pretty much no horror elements. That's exactly what I feared :-/

There were shots of the kids hiding in a dark room, and Pratt trying to protect them from something. Also the first teaser ended with Ty Simpkins cowering in a dark room. It's pretty reminiscent of the kitchen scene in the first one. I think it was clearly a trailer made to emphasize action so the jury is still out on that.
 
Why does everyone gotta be so negative all the time?

I hope this is good but I was never a fan of the originals that much anyways.
 
This movie is not going to be a good movie like the original JP , but this trailer gives me hope that it might be stupid enough that I would watch it in theater. I hoping for a scene where Pratt has to save a baby raptor.
 
They say there are ideas for a trilogy so I half expect something at the end of the film to tease that. Will be interesting to see what they try though. Since the sequels would need to be important, not a side adventure like JP3 was.

I wish studios would focus on making one movie really good (especially when it's a return from an established series), than jumping the gun for sequel plans before we even know if it's any good and worthwhile to add to it.
 
Why does everyone gotta be so negative all the time?

I hope this is good but I was never a fan of the originals that much anyways.

Eh, it's going to be a fun stupid popcorn flick that will make 1bn dollars and spawn a bunch of sequels and toys.

It's just not going to be a "good" movie like the first JP was good... I don't think they ever wanted that for this movie though. They probably just wanted some of that Transformers money.
 
"They're dinosaurs, wow enough".

I didn't think the movie would echo my feeling on the lame fake super dinosaur.

The characters in the movie acknowledge some of the very things that people were concerned about regarding the new ideas like the hybrid or the "trained" raptors, which are not at all trained or being controlled.
 
There were shots of the kids hiding in a dark room, and Pratt trying to protect them from something. Also the first teaser ended with Ty Simpkins cowering in a dark room. It's pretty reminiscent of the kitchen scene in the first one. I think it was clearly a trailer made to emphasize action so the jury is still out on that.
I'm willing to wait and see before making a final judgement. The trailer did little to alleviate my concerns though.
 
It's all about the delivery.

It was a giant pile of shit, and then a character walks up to the giant pile of shit, and tells us that it's a giant pile of shit.

It's a big ol' shitpile, Bob.

Let's put it like this - what if the trailers for Jurassic Park opened on a giant pile of shit - and then Ian Malcolm slowly sauntered up to it, paused, and said "That's a big pile of shit" and then there was a harsh cut to black, and then the trailer proper started.

How many people you think would have said "THAT'S how this Jurassic Park movie is going to be? What?"
 
Cuddly trained raptors.

Plot Guess:

That raptor is killing a bad guy soldier who is trying to stop Chris Pratt from killing the T-Raptorsaurus because the Park Director put too much money into engineering the T-Raptorsaurus for it to go to waste like this.
 
It was a giant pile of shit, and then a character walks up to the giant pile of shit, and tells us that it's a giant pile of shit.

It's a big ol' shitpile, Bob.

Let's put it like this - what if the trailers for Jurassic Park opened on a giant pile of shit - and then Ian Malcolm slowly sauntered up to it, paused, and said "That's a big pile of shit" and then there was a harsh cut to black, and then the trailer proper started.

How many people you think would have said "THAT'S how this Jurassic Park movie is going to be? What?"

The "pile of shit" line works because of Malcom's character. He's a highly intelligent and articulate man stating something obvious and his delivery of the line has an element of charisma and knowing playfulness.

CP's joke is the template sex joke where the character leads in with a standard conversation and stumbles toward the end staggering the last few words as he clumsily delivers the "punchline". The "charming oaf" delivery thing is a standard in generic Hollywood films these days, it should be a warning sign.
 
at least no one is complaining about the effects anymore lol

They are, it's just that they've actually been worked on more since the teaser. And there's still a month or more of work they can do.

The "pile of shit" line works because of Malcom's character. He's a highly intelligent and articulate man stating something obvious and his delivery of the line has an element of charisma and knowing playfulness.

You just summed up Pratt's line. Knowing playfulness. Look at Bryce's reaction. She knows him really well and knows he's just pushing her buttons. This isn't nearly as big of a deal as people are letting on and no one seems to be interpreting any of it correctly.
 
Michael Crichton, paragon of literature and paleontology!

Dinosaurs eating the living shit out of a bunch of people is absolutely something that guy would have written.

The "pile of shit" line works because of Malcom's character.

My point is that had you not gotten any sense of Malcolm's character in the trailer, and the first thing you saw in the trailer is him swaggering up to a massive turd and plainly remarking upon the size of the turd, you'd probably think that was "cheap," too.

I'm saying context plays a huge part in how this sorta stuff actually works. You're discarding it.

Maybe your confirmation bias will be borne out by the actual content of the film, but right now decrying the picture for being cheap based on this trailer seems pretty premature/presumptious, especially for the reasons you're citing.
 
oh dear god.

Chris Pratt training a pack of raptors was bad enough. Genetically modifying a dinosaur because normal dinosaurs are too boring for visitors is stupid layered on top.

But the genetically engineered dinosaur can communicate and control entirely different species - some of which will have existed millions of years apart from each other - simply by roaring at them?

FUCK. OFF.

ROAAAR 'whats that skippy? You want my and my pteradon friends to go into the park and grab the tourists? Sure thing!'
 
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