Jurassic World - Official Global Trailer

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Shitty Youtube grabs.

Raptor CG is looking good IMO--much better than before:

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I-Rex(?) chasing some ankylosaurs:

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I-Rex design is growing on me:

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Michael Bay shot:

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Paragon of sci-fi with ideas.

I like the underlying idea here that deals with the fickleness of modern society and the relation to the natural world. I mean, genetic modification to make dinosaurs more interesting to people IS a Crichton idea.

Now we just have to see whether it's actually explored in a believable way or just set dressing.
 
that stupid ass dinosaur was enough to distract me from almost equally stupid looking 'must have children in peril in something containing glass' only this time it is Samwise Gamgee in a hamster ball
 
A thought came to me, when Chris Pratt riding in to save the day with a T-Rex with raptor-bros for the final showdown with the Indominous it would be so hype.

Please make it happen. I need this.
 
My point is that had you not gotten any sense of Malcolm's character in the trailer, and the first thing you saw in the trailer is him swaggering up to a massive turd and plainly remarking upon the size of the turd, you'd probably think that was "cheap," too.

I'm saying context plays a huge part in how this sorta stuff actually plays out. You're discarding it.

Maybe your confirmation bias will be borne out by the actual content of the film, but right now decrying the picture for being cheap based on this trailer seems pretty premature/presumptious, especially for the reasons you're citing.

It doesn't need context though, it's obviously a terrible/generic piece of dialogue. No amount of context of character will fix that. And as the rest of the dialogue is of a similar low quality (It's an animal - An intelligent animal!) it isn't a good sign.

Hey, the film may surprise me but I think it's a real shame they went with some many cookie cutter deigns.
 
This scene is kinda dumb.
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Are you telling me that the guy and the rest of the team didn´t notice the huge dinosaur in front of them? ninja dinos>ninja zombies.
Still excited though,i fucking love dinosaurs.
 
Why are Dinosaurs not interesting and exciting enough? I just don't get this movie.
Seriously, who says "Yeah that dinosaur park with real dinosaurs? That's so last year. Let's do something more exciting!"

Have a really hard time believing park attendance dwindling as a major plot point.
 
Read some Michael Crichton.

This doesn't seem that out of place. At all.
I re-read both novels recently, and judging from the plot of this film, it seems to be building on the idea of the first novel really well. it seems like a fitting sequel to the original in my opinion, more so than 2 and 3.

As much as I loved the original film, a lot of the more wordy concepts didn't really get through into the film for understandable reasons, one of those concepts being the idea of creating a genetically modified dinosaur.
The idea was present in the original novel, in a speech by Wu, who fittingly is the one who creates the dinosaur in this film. I wouldn't be surprised if Wu delivers a similar line to his one in the novel.
 
So we're just forgetting about "that is one big pile of shit?" And The Brachio sneezing massive boogers on lex? And nedry slipping off the waterfall with a a stock sound effect? And "Uh uh uh, you didnt say the magic word?"

Some people here have such a selective memory.

Gigantic difference, the first being that none of your scenes were in the trailer to hype the film. The shit line:

It was a giant pile of shit, and then a character walks up to the giant pile of shit, and tells us that it's a giant pile of shit.

It's a big ol' shitpile, Bob.

Let's put it like this - what if the trailers for Jurassic Park opened on a giant pile of shit - and then Ian Malcolm slowly sauntered up to it, paused, and said "That's a big pile of shit" and then there was a harsh cut to black, and then the trailer proper started.

How many people you think would have said "THAT'S how this Jurassic Park movie is going to be? What?"

Pretty much. Goldblum's character has already grown to be this literalist, smarmy, know it all, so that scene is just character acting. The sneeze comes after 2 long scenes of tension in the T-Rex breakout and the kid's getting rescued, and it's not like the dino was constantly sneezing. The scene is 2 minutes long and ends on a laugh break for the kids, to wake them up, scenes pretty slow in general. Nedry falling isn't at all funny as you already hate the guy for fucking everyone over. You're tense because of all the shit went down, and now this shit lord is getting away. Him falling and dying is cinematic revenge not comedy pratfalls. And how is his annoying lockout played for laughs?

On the other hand, prattpratt spends half the trailers asking questions and the other half being a know it all himself. Spouting bland zen one liners, marrec was probably right on about his demands to help them. This movie feels cookie cutter as fuck.
 
Seems like a mix of the plot of all three movies put together. I got tired of having all trailers nowadays use the same boring Inception horn format; why not use Giacchino (who's writing the score) and make good trailer music for it like Disney is doing with John Williams and Star Wars?

Too much action emphasis, pretty much no horror elements. That's exactly what I feared :-/

What? Really? The only thing I got from this trailer was that it was mostly a horror movie.
 
this movie looks like it should have Nicholas Cage as its lead man. the premise is absurd, the dialogue more absurd, and the action sequences are wat inducing.
 
so from the trailer:

- Chris Pratt training raptors because - well we don't really know.
- Audience spikes every time they bring in a new exhibit
- audience getting bored, created a genetically engineered dinosaur.
- Chris Pratt doesn't like that, what's wrong with normal dinosaurs, they're natural. Well then why are you trying to tame the fuckers Chris you hypocrit.
- Nasty dinosaur gets out because of course it does.
- Nasty dinosaur kills for sport. Just like the one in the last movie.
- Chris Pratt decides to go after it with his pack of trained raptors
- Bad Dino can talk with the other dinosaurs and have them do its bidding. Because this film is insane.
- Looks like the raptors also fall foul of this, so they'll probably turn on Chris Pratt who will look forlorn and confused. for 10 seconds.
- T-Rex will probably save the day because it is immune to mind control because reasons. It'll probably drown the bad dinosaur because otherwise why have that lake feature so prominently everywhere.
- end scene is Chris Pratt quitting to live in a quiet cabin by a small lake, and you see him in a chair on the porch, throwing a stick for his pet raptor to fetch.
 
Yes, it makes it look like I wrote something stupid

Okay.

I'm not disregarding anything else you wrote. It's all there for everyone else to read. I'm directly responding to the most relevant part of your comment and cutting out the rest for brevity's sake. Once you've openly stated that context (that you don't have) doesn't matter (it does) then there's really nowhere else to go there, man. Basically all I have at that point is "Okay." We're agreeing to disagree and there's no real means to cross that particular divide.
 
so from the trailer:

- Chris Pratt training raptors because - well we don't really know.
- Audience spikes every time they bring in a new exhibit
- audience getting bored, created a genetically engineered dinosaur.
- Chris Pratt doesn't like that, what's wrong with normal dinosaurs, they're natural. Well then why are you trying to tame the fuckers Chris you hypocrit.
- Nasty dinosaur gets out because of course it does.
- Nasty dinosaur kills for sport. Just like the one in the last movie.
- Chris Pratt decides to go after it with his pack of trained raptors
- Bad Dino can talk with the other dinosaurs and have them do its bidding. Because this film is insane.
- Looks like the raptors also fall foul of this, so they'll probably turn on Chris Pratt who will look forlorn and confused. for 10 seconds.
- T-Rex will probably save the day because it is immune to mind control because reasons. It'll probably drown the bad dinosaur because otherwise why have that lake feature so prominently everywhere.
- end scene is Chris Pratt quitting to live in a quiet cabin by a small lake, and you see him in a chair on the porch, throwing a stick for his pet raptor to fetch.

To be honest, the original humanoid dinosaur script seemed more interesting.
 
I'm not feeling it.. the CGI looks really bad and is used in every scene so far.. the dialog is cringeworthy.. story, ehmmm, I don't know.. some cool ideas, but that's it.. not a single "wow" moment in any of these released trailers for JW so far.. no atmosphere, nothing..
 
Okay.

I'm not disregarding anything else you wrote. It's all there for everyone else to read. I'm directly responding to the most relevant part of your comment and cutting out the rest for brevity's sake. Once you've openly stated that context (that you don't have) doesn't matter (it does) then there's really nowhere else to go there, man. Basically all I have at that point is "Okay." We're agreeing to disagree and there's no real means to cross that particular divide.

Let me try another approach:

Tell me how you think any kind of context could fix the awful dialogue on display in the trailer?
 
so from the trailer:

- Chris Pratt training raptors because - well we don't really know.
- Audience spikes every time they bring in a new exhibit
- audience getting bored, created a genetically engineered dinosaur.
- Chris Pratt doesn't like that, what's wrong with normal dinosaurs, they're natural. Well then why are you trying to tame the fuckers Chris you hypocrit.
- Nasty dinosaur gets out because of course it does.
- Nasty dinosaur kills for sport. Just like the one in the last movie.
- Chris Pratt decides to go after it with his pack of trained raptors
- Bad Dino can talk with the other dinosaurs and have them do its bidding. Because this film is insane.
- Looks like the raptors also fall foul of this, so they'll probably turn on Chris Pratt who will look forlorn and confused. for 10 seconds.
- T-Rex will probably save the day because it is immune to mind control because reasons. It'll probably drown the bad dinosaur because otherwise why have that lake feature so prominently everywhere.
- end scene is Chris Pratt quitting to live in a quiet cabin by a small lake, and you see him in a chair on the porch, throwing a stick for his pet raptor to fetch.

you missed the annoying kids and park operator
the kids will somehow survive and grow closer as siblings
and the park operator will learn the error of her ways
 
Meh. Judging by the trailer it's a neat action movie, summer blockbuster style, with a plot that will probably remain ankle deep throughout. That's not a bad thing, there's demand for that and it might just be stupid or believable enough to become a classic.

Personally, though, it's not something I really associated Jurassic Park with. Might still watch it, because blood, guts, explosions and dinosaurs are a compelling mix, but it's just one more reason for me to feel old.
 
so from the trailer:
- end scene is Chris Pratt quitting to live in a quiet cabin by a small lake, and you see him in a chair on the porch, throwing a stick for his pet raptor to fetch.

Camera pans out a bit and it's Groot giving him sticks off his body to throw
 
This is more Deep Blue Sea than it is Jurassic Park.

But Deep Blue Sea had clever writing using horror tropes to it's advantage. This just looks like its using horror tropes.

Deep Blue Sea also has the best definition for the Theory of Relativity, so maybe I'm biased.

You guys should read "Prey" if you're hung up on this shit.
Criton is a hack, but wow that book just keeps going. He was obviously a fan of Rainbow Six.
 
- Chris Pratt doesn't like that, what's wrong with normal dinosaurs, they're natural. Well then why are you trying to tame the fuckers Chris you hypocrit.

Guess you better go tell that to lion behavioralists and anyone else that studies and routinely interact with wild animals.

- Bad Dino can talk with the other dinosaurs and have them do its bidding. Because this film is insane.

I hope you understand that trailers are cut together, from different scenes from a movie, and may not always be faithful to what is exactly going on in the movie itself.
 
It looks like a fun summer movie.

I think the expectations of it being a Jurassic Park sequel will cause viewers to judge it more harshly than they would otherwise. I'm going to go in with no expectations, and I doubt I'll be disappointed.

I can already tell you that it will NOT be the next "Jurassic Park", as far as how groundbreaking and revolutionary the original was for the genre.
 
Looks like a fun cheesy movie.

You don't want to take this too serious and you definitely don't want to compare it to Jurassic Park. When you follow this, this could be an entertaining flick.
 
I think she can talk to other dinosaurs only in an Alpha kinda way.

It happens in nature all the time, where a new member will come up and just steal the lead... but then the true Alpha (the T-Rex) is just going to show up and tell everyone to shut the fuck up and go back in their bunks.

Like it did originally. Which is awesome. How can it not be awesome?
 
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