Leagues better than JW /s
Paragon of sci-fi with ideas.
Leagues better than JW /s
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When it comes to Jurassic Park there's a lot of rose-tinted glasses being worn, and this coming from a huge fan of it.
Michael Crichton, paragon of literature and paleontology!
That shot will still be more iconic than the entirety of this movie.
The animatronics looked great when lit correctly and covered in water and one or two CG shots still look good today.
That shot will still be more iconic than the entirety of this movie.
My point is that had you not gotten any sense of Malcolm's character in the trailer, and the first thing you saw in the trailer is him swaggering up to a massive turd and plainly remarking upon the size of the turd, you'd probably think that was "cheap," too.
I'm saying context plays a huge part in how this sorta stuff actually plays out. You're discarding it.
Maybe your confirmation bias will be borne out by the actual content of the film, but right now decrying the picture for being cheap based on this trailer seems pretty premature/presumptious, especially for the reasons you're citing.
This scene is kinda dumb.
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Are you telling me that the guy and the rest of the team didn´t notice the huge dinosaur in front of them? ninja dinos>ninja zombies.
Still excited though,i fucking love dinosaurs.
Seriously, who says "Yeah that dinosaur park with real dinosaurs? That's so last year. Let's do something more exciting!"Why are Dinosaurs not interesting and exciting enough? I just don't get this movie.
That shot will still be more iconic than the entirety of this movie.
I re-read both novels recently, and judging from the plot of this film, it seems to be building on the idea of the first novel really well. it seems like a fitting sequel to the original in my opinion, more so than 2 and 3.Read some Michael Crichton.
This doesn't seem that out of place. At all.
So we're just forgetting about "that is one big pile of shit?" And The Brachio sneezing massive boogers on lex? And nedry slipping off the waterfall with a a stock sound effect? And "Uh uh uh, you didnt say the magic word?"
Some people here have such a selective memory.
It was a giant pile of shit, and then a character walks up to the giant pile of shit, and tells us that it's a giant pile of shit.
It's a big ol' shitpile, Bob.
Let's put it like this - what if the trailers for Jurassic Park opened on a giant pile of shit - and then Ian Malcolm slowly sauntered up to it, paused, and said "That's a big pile of shit" and then there was a harsh cut to black, and then the trailer proper started.
How many people you think would have said "THAT'S how this Jurassic Park movie is going to be? What?"
It doesn't need context though
okay.
Too much action emphasis, pretty much no horror elements. That's exactly what I feared :-/
Michael Bay shot:
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The dialog in that trailer was awful and I'm not sold on the premise.
I... dunno, I think this is going to be a bad movie.
Yes, it makes it look like I wrote something stupid
so from the trailer:
- Chris Pratt training raptors because - well we don't really know.
- Audience spikes every time they bring in a new exhibit
- audience getting bored, created a genetically engineered dinosaur.
- Chris Pratt doesn't like that, what's wrong with normal dinosaurs, they're natural. Well then why are you trying to tame the fuckers Chris you hypocrit.
- Nasty dinosaur gets out because of course it does.
- Nasty dinosaur kills for sport. Just like the one in the last movie.
- Chris Pratt decides to go after it with his pack of trained raptors
- Bad Dino can talk with the other dinosaurs and have them do its bidding. Because this film is insane.
- Looks like the raptors also fall foul of this, so they'll probably turn on Chris Pratt who will look forlorn and confused. for 10 seconds.
- T-Rex will probably save the day because it is immune to mind control because reasons. It'll probably drown the bad dinosaur because otherwise why have that lake feature so prominently everywhere.
- end scene is Chris Pratt quitting to live in a quiet cabin by a small lake, and you see him in a chair on the porch, throwing a stick for his pet raptor to fetch.
Okay.
I'm not disregarding anything else you wrote. It's all there for everyone else to read. I'm directly responding to the most relevant part of your comment and cutting out the rest for brevity's sake. Once you've openly stated that context (that you don't have) doesn't matter (it does) then there's really nowhere else to go there, man. Basically all I have at that point is "Okay." We're agreeing to disagree and there's no real means to cross that particular divide.
This is more Deep Blue Sea than it is Jurassic Park.
so from the trailer:
- Chris Pratt training raptors because - well we don't really know.
- Audience spikes every time they bring in a new exhibit
- audience getting bored, created a genetically engineered dinosaur.
- Chris Pratt doesn't like that, what's wrong with normal dinosaurs, they're natural. Well then why are you trying to tame the fuckers Chris you hypocrit.
- Nasty dinosaur gets out because of course it does.
- Nasty dinosaur kills for sport. Just like the one in the last movie.
- Chris Pratt decides to go after it with his pack of trained raptors
- Bad Dino can talk with the other dinosaurs and have them do its bidding. Because this film is insane.
- Looks like the raptors also fall foul of this, so they'll probably turn on Chris Pratt who will look forlorn and confused. for 10 seconds.
- T-Rex will probably save the day because it is immune to mind control because reasons. It'll probably drown the bad dinosaur because otherwise why have that lake feature so prominently everywhere.
- end scene is Chris Pratt quitting to live in a quiet cabin by a small lake, and you see him in a chair on the porch, throwing a stick for his pet raptor to fetch.
- Bad Dino can talk with the other dinosaurs and have them do its bidding. Because this film is insane.
so from the trailer:
- end scene is Chris Pratt quitting to live in a quiet cabin by a small lake, and you see him in a chair on the porch, throwing a stick for his pet raptor to fetch.
This is more Deep Blue Sea than it is Jurassic Park.
Criton is a hack, but wow that book just keeps going. He was obviously a fan of Rainbow Six.You guys should read "Prey" if you're hung up on this shit.
- Chris Pratt doesn't like that, what's wrong with normal dinosaurs, they're natural. Well then why are you trying to tame the fuckers Chris you hypocrit.
- Bad Dino can talk with the other dinosaurs and have them do its bidding. Because this film is insane.