Movie is decidedly so-so. I mean, on the scale of popcorn summer comic book movies, it's still good. I was entertained. I like these characters, and I loved Ultron. And the action is coherent and fun, unlike trash like Transformers. And Ultron's evil plan was pretty innovative.
But still... if I were to rank the MCU movies, Age of Ultron would probably be somewhere in the middle. Above IM2, Hulk, etc., but well well below the top tier.
- Way too much MCU baggage. Wasting time explaining where people like Pepper are, which does ZERO for this movie itself, and only serves as a distraction.
- Way too much future MCU setup. I didn't mind the Wakanda section since it at least fits this story, but Thor literally just bounces for a while, and it is never explained where he went. He just spins up his hammer and leaves. It's insane.
- I know this is a "comic book movie" but shit like introducing a "nexus" where "all bits of the internet flow through" is distractingly silly and stupid. Then having Tony waltz in and hack nuclear codes? ugh. It's just... stupid. The MCU movies have been many things, but they've rarely, if ever, been that dumb.
- Speaking of which, this lures out Jarvis because... reasons. And then Jarvis is healed/fixed because... reasons. And Jarvis was able to help thwart Ultron but wasn't able to communicate with the team because... reasons. It's confusing, and stupid at the same time. Which is a tough combination to pull off.
- Thor's Hammer is able to bring Vision to life because... reasons. And Vision's powers are... what, exactly? I know comic book readers know, but movie watchers have 0 clue why he can float through the air, why he can reach inside robot bodies, etc. He's a very cool character and I love his design, but his origin and limits are very poorly explained.
- The Iron Man/Hulk fight felt a little gross. I feel like Marvel knew they couldn't set it in America, so they were determined to have them fight. So they said "fuck it - set it in some third world country instead." I'm sure there'll be big consequences in Civil War, not unlike Batman v Superman... but still. I get that the point was that Thor WAS out of control. But they'd still never set a scene like that in say Chicago. And you KNOW 100s of people were killed in that fight. It felt weird. It felt wrong for any of the consequences to be ignored in this movie - tabled for the next.
- Perhaps the movie's greatest sin is that it's a direct sequel to not just Avengers, but also Winter Soldier. If you didn't see that movie, you're completely hosed, here. Where's SHIELD? Why is Fury a hobo? You'll find no explanations here.
- Does very little to change up the status quo. Yes we got strong hints of future conflict, but at the end of the movie the team is intact, everyone is alive (sorry Quicksilver), etc. It felt like treading water, from a meta-story standpoint.
- Does anyone really give a shit about a New Avengers line-up made up of War Machine. Falcon, and other B-teamers? What a weird, deflating note to end on. Completely wrong, tonally. We just spent over 2 hours (and 6+ movies) with this crew we love. Let's close not on them, but some JV squad instead. This final scene really worries me, in fact. It's one thing to seed little MCU references around your films, to connect them. It's another to make a movie's final scene, it's closing moment, service that MCU instead of servicing the story you just got done telling.
TL;DR:
Avengers & Guardians >>> Avengers 2 > Iron Man 2 & Incredible Hulk