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[liliththepale]

Guys, wash your beards. Unkempt beards are so gross.

 

[royalan]

Yet one more reason I do not fuck with beards. No ma'am...

 

[DizzyCaffeine]

What kind of monster doesn't wash their hands after taking a shite?

What kind of monster has shit all over their hands after cleaning up?

 

[ohhthegore]

OH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

 

[Yrael]

That's a new meaning of the term "shit-faced." I suppose.

(Anyone have a link to the study itself?)

 

[Cuburt]

Yes they did and that's why I keep my toothbrush in my room when not using it. I regret that episode.

Then you should remember that even the control toothbrushes in their dining area on the other side of the shop under the glass cover also got contaminated. :/

 

[commedieu]

hey you know what you smell when you fart

yeah little tiny bits of shit going up your nose

shit is everywhere

pfft..i always run away from my farts.

Always.

 

[Caronte]

They should have checked Robert Pattinson's hair.

 

[Kinky John]

Beardo: Like ma beard pal?

Non-Beardo: Naw, looks like you've dipped yer chin in shite mate.

 

[PreFire]

You shouldn't twirl your beard while you're taking a shit.

Seriously though, how does shit get into your beard? Did this research only study homeless meth addicts in Alburquerque? Walter White, I knew you wasn't

Spoiler

dead

 

[SteveWinwood]

pfft..i always run away from my farts.

Always.

right into someone elses

 

[Naughty_Doge]

Until they get a reasonable sample size, (say 20% of the beard population) I don't think we can trust the data.

wat

 

[arab]

but shit taste good

 

[KalBalboa]

Filthy people will have shit on their face regardless of whether they have a beard.

.

 

[Rapstah]

Anyone who’s anyone is sporting a beard these days

Viral marketing from the beard population?

 

[Naked Snake]

See if I give a shit.

 

[Eyeron]

:/

 

[DigtialT]

People with beards eat ass confirmed.

 

[Hero_of_the_Day]

Who are these morons that can't continue to shampoo down from the top of their heads to their faces?

Seriously, exactly what I was going to say. I want data on how these people cleaned their beards. I can't imagine the people with that much shit in their beards were shampooing them when they showered. Which seems pretty gross to me even without the idea of shit particles floating around in there.

 

[ohhthegore]

People with beards eat ass confirmed.

This is very true

 

[Cuburt]

Sounds like a smear campaigned funded by the dispoable razor industry.

 

[3phemeral]

My boss once referred to his beard as a "flavor saver." Oh ho ho, it's so much more.

 

[Pifje]

Guys, wash your beards. Unkempt beards are so gross.

Or then, you know, shave them.

 

[triplestation]

 

[Edwardo]

I don't like these allegations.

 

[Shuggananas]

just wash it with shampoo in the shower geez

 

[LookAtMeGo]

Men with beards get more ass confirmed.

I dont believe this study.

This is very true

Lol

 

[Lamel]

oh no not bacteria

The dude distinguished between regular bacteria and poop bacteria.

What kind of monster has shit all over their hands after cleaning up?

Oh boy, please don't tell me the people who defend not washing hands after shitting are gonna show up in this thread...

 

[gaugebozo]

Did they at all control for the fact that some people don't wash their damn hands?

 

[Hero_of_the_Day]

Or then, you know, shave them.

Nah, I'll just stick to the difficult task of shampooing.

 

[liliththepale]

Or then, you know, shave them.

I'm usually in the shaven camp too, but there are some men who rock a clean beard well.

 

[Lamel]

Did they at all control for the fact that some people don't wash their damn hands?

I assume that people who have cleaner hands will have cleaner beards. If there is no correlation then that would be interesting.

Regardless, this research shows that beards can harbor significant amounts of bacteria.

 

[Kuroyume]

Shave already. Having a beared does not make you manly. Fools.

 

[adamsappel]

But another gaffer told me that e coli bacteria actually might not kill you. I don't understand that because I thought people had died from unhygienic chefs who forgot to wash their hands after bathroom breaks.

The E. coli from your own shit won't hurt you. It's other people's E. coli that's harmful.

 

[Gnome Scat]

 

[LookAtMeGo]

Did they use homeless people for this study? How does one get poop in the beard?

 

[Naked Snake]

Did they use homeless people for this study? How does one get poop in the beard?

Fecal matter is everywhere actually. Including on your toothbrush.

 

[demon]

Did they use homeless people for this study? How does one get poop in the beard?

It's probably poo particles that float up into the air and into their beard when they flush.

Fecal matter is everywhere actually. Including on your toothbrush.

Speak for yourself, poo-beard.

 

[Ricky Ricardo]

How can something be so manly and yet so adorable as the same time?!

 

[mdubs]

Men with beards get more ass confirmed.

I dont believe this study.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=893900

 

[Beartruck]

For most guys, the idea that you have to shampoo any hair that isn't on the top of your head is a little foreign, so this isn't too surprising.

 

[DizzyCaffeine]

Oh boy, please don't tell me the people who defend not washing hands after shitting are gonna show up in this thread...

No, I wash, but I still don't have shit on my hands. Do you?

 

[MilkyJoe]

Oh boy, please don't tell me the people who defend not washing hands after shitting are gonna show up in this thread...

When I read his post I too was like for fuck sake, please don't let this be a thing...

In fact I want to see responses from these stink palming dirt bags.

 

[wenis]

so keep your beard clean?

got it. done and done.

 

[Wuthering_Heights]

Is the majority of the poop found around the.... neck region, perhaps?

 

[tanooki27]

so keep your beard clean?

got it. done and done.

unless you're washing with rubbing alcohol, there's still gonna be some poop

 

[wenis]

unless you're washing with rubbing alcohol, there's still gonna be some poop

well yea, there's poop everywhere.

 

[comedy bomb]

How can something be so manly and yet so adorable as the same time?!

Is this the part where I quote your avatar?

 

[Plasticine]

How can something be so manly and yet so adorable as the same time?!

I don't know. I've never really got the appeal of bears.

 

[Naked Snake]

well yea, there's poop everywhere.

Should have been first post.