You're insane and believe you're "The Emperor of Videogames". What's your 1st decree?

pizzacat said:
Souls and souls type games to be abolished and the old ones must be burned
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There are a lot of burning Old Ones in Bloodbourne and there's a lot of abolishing of peoples souls in the souls games, so what you're saying is: stay the course?
 
Anything even resembling The free to play model is outlawed.

The world is a better place and developers stop jumping ship to mobile en masse.
 
Every consoles and handhelds are region free, no more remasters and backward compatibility for all consoles and handheld.

Oh and every Japanese developer back to consoles and handhelds, no more mobile bullshit.
 
No more micro-transactions. If your game is free, then GET FUCKED and eat all development costs. If you want to earn revenue, then your game has to cost something up front.

Otherwise, by all means, make your game free. But dont expect to lock any experience points, weapons, or cosmetics behind paywalls.

This applies to Dota2, to Mass Effect multiplayer, to iOS mobile games, etc...
 
I must play and review a game before them being playable by others.

I'll proceed to read forums instead of doing so. Only games i'll play have anime art styles.
 
1 Frankenstein console with Sony, MS, Nintendo input.....and some PC folks too. Can play all their exclusives. PC exclusives too.

It shall be backwards compatible all the back to Atari 2600 days. Can use cartridges and discs of course. And if you really like digital....any physical media you have will have a free digital version, whether its cartridge or disc. This goes for games you already have and future games. Will still apply if you get a game used.
 
Synth said:
The shit FPS would be a downgrade though (unless they revealed it that way).
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You'll have to be more specific. For most of a game's production, most of it is broken. So developers only show the parts that are working, which are very limited. It might be that this hallway looks smooth and glorious in the current build, but the atrium down the hall is full of unfinished textures or brings the framerate to a halt.

Yes, ideally the developers are able to fix everything in the problem areas and bring them up to the level of quality of the regions they've shown, but that is not always possible. Ergo, compromise.

So either allow compromise on quality somewhere or ask that developers not show anything besides finished products.
 
Abe Bly said:
You'll have to be more specific. For most of a game's production, most of it is broken. So developers only show the parts that are working, which are very limited. It might be that this hallway looks smooth and glorious in the current build, but the atrium down the hall is full of unfinished textures or brings the framerate to a halt.

Yes, ideally the developers are able to fix everything in the problem areas and bring them up to the level of quality of the regions they've shown, but that is not always possible. Ergo, compromise.

So either allow compromise on quality somewhere or ask that developers not show anything besides finished products.
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I don't have to be more specific. It's not my decree. :P

I'm fully aware of how unreasonable it is.
 
I Emperor Palpatine,by order 66, decree that the old teams of Sega to be reunited, and that their classic Ips be brought force....err forth (hehe)

New OutRun,
New Daytona,
New Virtua Cop
New HOTD
Scud Racer II (Super GT II)
Star Wars Trilogy The Prequels
VF6,
Virtua Racing Next Gen
Sega Rally: The Return of Game Over Yeah!!!!

Only then, shall....we.... have.... peace.....
 
Any and all mentions of Breath of Fire: Dragon Quarter whether verbally or in type must be clarified, as fellows, for every instance of the title would occur:

"Breath of Fire: Dragon Quarter, the fifth true Breath of Fire game, and the best among them in both gameplay, theme, setting and narrative, though the other games are indeed excellent as well, so sayeth our Divine Emperor Oni Barubary and lo we played it and it was good, hallelujah."

Furthermore, any arguments in which the merits of Breath of Fire: Dragon Quarter are called into question or derision is cast upon it, the sinner must immediately concede defeat in any argument/discussion by stating his points were "wrong and super dumb" and he will be punished in the way of our forefathers by being beaten to death with a smartphone loaded with a copy of Breath of Fire 6.

Any infractions wherein the above phrase is not said correctly, in it's entirety, will first be met with death by smartphone containing Breath of Fire 6. Any subsequent infractions will be confusing but handled similarly.

So let it be written so let it be done. Gaze into the Great Vagina Eye and know Truth.
 
I would demand that every publisher make a space/flight sim, because that genre is dead and I don't know why.

I would resurrect Star Wars 1313, and let Obsidian make Kotor 3 with a game engine designed by Crytek.

I would give Playtonic the rights to BK so they could turn Yooka-Laylee into Banjo 3 (which is effectively what it is).

I would force all Halo fans to acknowledge the existence of GoldenEye, for some reason they seem to always seem to forget about it.

I would reboot Resident Evil as a survival horror franchise, and have FROM make Eternal Darkness 2.

I would make Nintendo a software-only company, as I'm fucking tired of their underpowered hardware.

I would finally put Knack on PS Plus, just so all of the people moaning about it's absence could finally see just how bad it is.

I would make it a crime to watch any of Total Biscuit's videos.
 
All games must come to PC and have no vendor exclusive graphics technologies, Half-Life 3 must be PC exclusive. Halo 5 must come to Steam as a DX12 game.

Oh and Final Fantasy XV has to come to PC, DX12 preferable with graphics equal to the Witch Cry tech demonstrator.
 
DLC must only be developed after all of the original game's ideas on the planning board that will ever see the light of day have been fully developed. Whoso does not comply with my wordy law shall taste the wrath of Emperor Oreo!!
 
Well since i control everything

-All Monster Hunters games are banned from handhelds, console only [fuck japan]

-Pokemon genwunner can never play another pokemon game again, since they clearly know nothing about them.

-All Dark and Demon Souls Lore is to be stripped from the games and every source burned.( as well as anybody that says "X game should be like dark souls".)

-Cammy should be in every fighting game, whether she belongs there or not.


Edit: Oh yeah i forgot: burn or delete every mention of Shenmue
 
As soon as you finish the game you could a play that game
Backwards from
The end to the beggining.

Release dates announced are real and final.
Games
Couldnt cost more than 35 dollars.
 
My first decree would be to stop the crunch madness and to let every game have an official release date of "it's done when it's done".
 
All game companies now belong to the emperor and no longer seek to make a profit

all games are free, paid for by taxes, all developers are paid fair but set earnings depending on position with vacation/benefits like any other empire worker
 
SaGa Frontier remake, followed by Suikoden 6, Valkyrie Profile Hrist and Valkyria Chronicles 4 (on consoles!).

After that I relinquish my power and wipe all traces of myself so thoroughly that later generations will wonder if I even existed.
 
Tech and asset sharing among ALL devs now mandatory.
 
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