As anyone who has ever done a book club knows, when someone doesn't read the book, the correct response is to shame them by calling them a turd 💩. Today, that person is
icarus "I'm down for whatever" daedelus, Q.U.E.E.N. Turd of the Turd Club. I have to say first off that If I didn't love and respect her, I wouldn't do this to her. Anyway, she was required to read
Guns, Germs, and Steel (something I should note she already read years ago according to her GAF posts, and so she probably could have faked it and claimed to have re-read it for this) or
The Mote in God's Eye. Has anyone seen her post impressions of these books? I haven't. You can't see the invisible. BURN. YA BURNT.
You might be thinking "hey, man, that's harsh". She's been busy. Of course she has. We all have. Someone's gotta chop the wood and sow the fields. There's only so much time in a day. It's a pretty unreasonable thing to expect a person to read such long, tough books in only a week or two... wait, she got her book recommendation
mid-July? She's had two and a half months to get this done?!?!? She took part in a 17 person book club and she's one of only 2 who didn't finish? That she gave me a personal guarantee that she'd finish and post her impressions here?
shame shaaaame shaaaaaaaaaame 💩
Perhaps the books were too challenging for icarus. When she signed up for this, she did say--in her own words--"I can't guarantee that I will finish what you recommend me. Ideally, softball me with a light 150 page novella." In lieu of reading either of her actual two assignments, she can read something more her speed:
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At 144 pages, this heroic crown of flyover diarrhea 💩 is just under her limit and well suited for icarus "turd 💩" daedelus.