Mixolydian
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There are gonna be some joke questions, but I like the idea and intent behind this thread.
Kudos.
Kudos.
Bronx-Man presents: Ask A Black Dude
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Always.Is it really true that there's a uncle in the family rocking these...
andthebeatgoeson
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Oh yeah. Yes, yes, yes. Haven't really lived until.
Then, once you have satiated your fetishes from around the world can you only realize they all the same. But your brain won't know until you smash a few from different coasts.
I have a question: what's your favorite coli?
andthebeatgoeson
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:camby:
BlackBanditSho
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Bronx-Man, what have you unleashed???
CarpeDeezNutz
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I always wondered where "T Jones" came from or is it just a Black DFW thing? I know what it means just where it originated from.
Sonething beautiful.
I'm seeing a lot of black people getting tired of Kevin already. Burned too bright too soon, still can't compare to Chappelle the GOAT.
1)Yes
2) Our current presidential race suggests, yes.
FloydtheFathead
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Bronx-Man, biggie or tupac?
Biggie.
Black Republican
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From a darkie to another
Do yall still feel upset when someone crosses the sidewalk away from you?
Do yall still feel upset when someone crosses the sidewalk away from you?
Veritigo_X
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Bronx-Man likes Biggie? Would've never guessed.
I just roll my eyes and keep on with my day.
I fucking hate this.
Arkos
Nose how to spell and rede to
I am upset and disappointed. Are you secretly white Bronx-Man?
Veritigo_X
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As a follow up to this, is Bill Clinton officially an honorary black guy? Or is just something that's commonly accepted but never actually put in writing.
I grant you the Bronx-Man seal of approval. Your afro and size thirteen Air Jordan 11s will arrive in the mail within 3-5 business days.
Mad at the Beast Coast?
Have you seen the dude play sax? That sealed the deal for him.
JustAnotherMike
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Is it really true that there's a uncle in the family rocking these...
I fear the day my siblings have kids. If that day comes I hope there will be someone to punch me if I say, "You know what? These ain't that bad looking."
However, I do look forward to saying phrases like, "Now, look here, nephew" and "You don't no nothing about dis here."
Veritigo_X
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The Arsenio Hall Show won him that election. Sunglasses, saxophone, that necktie. Way too cool to be president.
I am sorry but this is bullshit.
Liking fried chicken and good rap doesn't make you an honorary black person.
It just means you are a normal person with decent taste.
I mean who the fuck doesn't like friend chicken?
Heathens.
Emperor_EL
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I'm thinking of trolling churches with a modified version of Quad City DJs' "Space Jam", think they'll catch on?
"Everybody get up, it's time to praise God.
We got a holy thing goin on.
Welcome to the Praise Jam.
It's your chance, raise your hands & praise him. Alright!"
"Everybody get up, it's time to praise God.
We got a holy thing goin on.
Welcome to the Praise Jam.
It's your chance, raise your hands & praise him. Alright!"
FloydtheFathead
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Is Space Jam the greatest Basketball movie of all?
Yes. You already knew this.
Parallax
best seen in the classic "Shadow of the Beast"
Thats not a troll. Ive known a few church choirs that modified songs.
I already have some size 13 Air Max's. Jordan's will be a stretch for me, but I'm willing to assimilate for my people.
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Let me expand, I love fried chicken, collard greens, cornbread, grits. Can't get with the chitlins though, that's some nasty shit.
That form of talk is outdated. We now say "white people be like".
Is it really true that there's a uncle in the family rocking these...
Yes. And he might be dressed in linen from head to toe.
This can be a hair issue. Nobody wants to wash out their newly paid hairdo.
bootsthecat
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Why do black people appear to dislike swimming so much? I never see them at the pool.
Parallax
best seen in the classic "Shadow of the Beast"
Pool availability is limited
I love swimming and going to the beach. I nearly drowned once at a beach, but other than that, I'm good friends with water.
Not a fan of grits but the other stuff just shows that you have working taste buds.
Next you will be telling us how you like big ass titties.
Leatherface
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Bronx-Man- I love exploring NYC, but sadly The Bronx is the only burrough I haven't gone to yet. I've wanted to check it out ever since that Jackie Chan movie where he rumbles with street punks. Should I go or avoid? Recommendations?
FloydtheFathead
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I wanted to make sure. At least I didn't say Hoosiers or something dumb.
Is okra good? Because it sounds gross as shit.
Go for it, check out something to buy at Fordham Rd.
Frankenstrat
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Is there better comfort food than Caribbean food? Had some at Flavas by Yankee Stadium and that jerk chicken is still resonating on my taste buds to this day.
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