Bronx-Man presents: Ask A Black Dude

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Bronx-Man, are the Mets going to win the Series or are the Mets definitely going to win the Series?
 
Is it really true that there's a uncle in the family rocking these...

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The answer is yes.
 
Bronx-Man, why are black folk so hardcore about spades? I cut one of my partner's books, ONE TIME, in like 10th grade, and he still brings it up when he's drunk, 15 years later.

On a semi-related tangent, is it true that a queen of spades tattoo is code for a girl who is into black guys?
 
Bronx-Man, why are black folk so hardcore about spades? I cut one of my partner's books, ONE TIME, in like 10th grade, and he still brings it up when he's drunk, 15 years later.

On a semi-related tangent, is it true that a queen of spades tattoo is code for a girl who is into black guys?

Either that or it's shorthand for "cut me and I'll cut you." Only one way to find out!
 
Bronx-Man- I love exploring NYC, but sadly The Bronx is the only burrough I haven't gone to yet. I've wanted to check it out ever since that Jackie Chan movie where he rumbles with street punks. Should I go or avoid? Recommendations?

Just be aware that none of Rumble in the Bronx was shot in The Bronx.
 
Bronx-Man, why are black folk so hardcore about spades? I cut one of my partner's books, ONE TIME, in like 10th grade, and he still brings it up when he's drunk, 15 years later.

Spades is srs bsness, this isn't a black people thing. Stop cutting your partner.
 
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