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[cruets]

is tampa the craziest city in florida?

 

[RC]

That was one hell of an entertaining read. It's a modern day classic.

 

[HappyPuppy]

"So we vibing over our hoeism" I like this story already.

Didn't read the full story since it was hard to read but holy fuck that line made me laugh, I want to incorporated as part of my daily life.

 

[Manu]

Tried reading it, Twitter format and poor spelling bothered me too much to finish. This seems like something the internet would enjoy but past that it's just nonsense that won't amount to anything.

You'll be surprised.

 

[jackal27]

Human trafficking takes all kinds of forms... This story is just awful for so many reasons.

 

[Plasmid]

That was amazing. Well worth the read.

 

[Bleepey]

Good story. She actually wrote it in a way that makes it so the plot twist really hit you. "And then he came running down the hall with Jess on his back!" "Then Jarrett jumped out the window I swear to god!" Fun page turner.

No idea if true or not but kudos to her.

Anyone remember that old gaf topic with the guy who used to work as a bouncer in a strip club? He had a ton of stories, nothing as violent as this, but fun little anecdotes about the customers/dancers.

http://neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=374364

Also:

http://www.brobible.com/life/article/strip-club-best-worst-stories/

 

[MWS Natural]

is tampa the craziest city in florida?

Hell no, Miami by far.

 

[brandonh83]

honestly the best part for me was, quite simply, "verbatim."

 

[BLOODED_hands]

Always Sunny in Tampa

It's the darker reboot of the series.

Holy shit, you might be onto something.

 

[RulkezX]

Kinda feel sorry for them (Jess and the dude) the Internet is doing what the Internet does and I can't imagine she's having a great time of it today.

 

[E92 M3]

AND she went. So now it's me and Jess. We are fucking like rabbits. Her pussy was the Krispy Kreme hot light in Vaginal form breh.

Excellent line (from twitter story posted in last page)

 

[B.O.O.M]

Not gonna lie....didn't expect any of that going in. Can't believe I read all of that.

Feel real bad for Jarett tho..glad that he is happy again with a new girl and all that.

 

[Rur0ni]

Just finished reading. Um, wow.

"I promise you, I'm not." had to be the best line.

Yeah, so much in those words. Crazy story, totally believable.

 

[Orbis Tabula]

Absolutely incredible. 5/5 stars.

 

[LookAtMeGo]

Entertaining read. $100 though? Damn.

 

[Suite Pee]

I don't get why people can't wrap their minds around reading tweets.

Anyway, crazy story. Definitely worthy of a motion picture. Z, of course, would have to be portrayed appropriately as the monster he is.

 

[Eos]

Wow that is fucking crazy. Z lost lol.

 

[SgtCobra]

Entertaining read. $100 though? Damn.

Wait do you guys think that's cheap? In Germany you pay like 40 bucks for the full package.

I've heard this from several people btw.

 

[Furyous]

Excellent line (from twitter story posted in last page)

Is this part of the story and where does it come from?

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Yo this story is insane. Poor Jarrett. Seriously, I feel sorry for him. He found out his girl turning tricks AND gets pounded in front of him while he does nothing. Figured this was about Detroit somewhere during the middle of the story. At least Zola didn't partake in any of the fucking because ewwwww at those seedy places. I need a penicilin shot just thinking about it.

 

[oti]

Serial Season 3 right there

 

[E92 M3]

Is this part of the story and where does it come from?

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Yo this story is insane. Poor Jarrett. Seriously, I feel sorry for him. He found out his girl turning tricks AND gets pounded in front of him while he does nothing. Figured this was about Detroit somewhere during the middle of the story. At least Zola didn't partake in any of the fucking because ewwwww at those seedy places. I need a penicilin shot just thinking about it.

I had no idea that tweets could be so engaging. Here's another one:

https://storify.com/L82life/so-i-was-fucking-this-bitch

From here

 

[Jason's Ultimatum]

is tampa the craziest city in florida?

I live close to Tampa. It's bad. There's the international mall, which is a high end mall I like to go to sometimes, but other than that, yeah, strip clubs everywhere around that area.

 

[ViewtifulJC]

fuckery incarnate

 

[bengraven]

I live close to Tampa. It's bad. There's the international mall, which is a high end mall I like to go to sometimes, but other than that, yeah, strip clubs everywhere around that area.

Watch out for traps.


Actually I'm surprised at the lack of "It's a trap" jokes.

 

[JDSN]

I don't get why people can't wrap their minds around reading tweets.

Anyway, crazy story. Definitely worthy of a motion picture. Z, of course, would have to be portrayed appropriately as the monster he is.

Dude learns to read a badly-paced contrieved right-to-left manga that outstays its welcome but cant read a few tweets.

 

[Crud]

fuckery incarnate

Yes.

 

[Deft Beck]

Entertaining story, but I feel bad for many of the people involved.

 

[wildfire]

Just finished reading. Um, wow.

"I promise you, I'm not." had to be the best line.

Let's be real. There were many.

 

[torre_avenue]

Somebody call Harmony Korine 'cause we just found our Spring Breakers 2 plot!

 

[Anth0ny]

LMAO this is fucking absurd

 

[Pikma]

So fucking good. 10/10

 

[andycapps]

Her twitter is public again. Damn she's pretty hot.

Oh she says she's pregnant?

I agree. Yeah, apparently she's married now and is pregnant. This story apparently happened some time back.

 

[thebeeks]

Holy damn.

Two tickets for the 8:30 showing of A Wild Weekend in Florida, please.

 

[bengraven]

So no more hoe trips?

My god, this thing could set back the feminist movement by 5 years.

 

[cashman]

Human trafficking is hilarious you guys

 

[neorej]

Tried reading it, Twitter format and poor spelling bothered me too much to finish. This seems like something the internet would enjoy but past that it's just nonsense that won't amount to anything.

Yeah same here.

 

[wildfire]

Dude learns to read a badly-paced contrieved right-to-left manga that outstays its welcome but cant read a few tweets.

Manga aren't translated into Arabic. A special few simply didn't learn how to read shorthand.

Human trafficking is hilarious you guys

Who said it was? Give us a link in this thread. [/glib]

 

[crooked spin]

Huh. Wow.

 

[Stet]

So her friend had to go through that and now has to go through having her rebuilt life ruined?

 

[MutFox]

So her friend had to go through that and now has to go through having her rebuilt life ruined?

They're not friends anymore...

 

[Myriadis]

For someone whose primary language isn't english that was definitely hard to read, but I still managed to get essentially what was happening. Dayum.

 

[RedSwirl]

True or not this is a well-told story. I think it's greatest assets are the unexpected tonal shifts from what the reader initially expects going in. It's just a constant downward spiral. Any adaptation would have to take that into account.

 

[liquidtmd]

Paging Mandrake. We need you to summarise this tale of misfortune in your whisky in a glass style

Help us Obi-Wan mandrake. You're our only hope.

 

[Interfectum]

Fucking great story.

 

[wildfire]

They're not friends anymore...

They were friends for a minute.

 

[cashman]

My favorite part was obviously the attempted suicide. Hahaha what a loser right guys?

 

[Viewt]

is tampa the craziest city in florida?

Yes. Tampa is to Florida what Florida is to the rest of the country.

Bullshit Miami is crazier than Tampa. Miami's crazy, but it's "dance on an Applebee's table after a few too many drinks" crazy. Tampa is "do meth and steal a cop's gun" crazy.

 

[Dreams-Visions]

the lives some people lead always manages to shock me.

Yes. Tampa is to Florida what Florida is to the rest of the country.

Bullshit Miami is crazier than Tampa. Miami's crazy, but it's "dance on an Applebee's table after a few too many drinks" crazy. Tampa is "do meth and steal a cop's gun" crazy.

agree with that. I think it's the amount of sun rays hitting people's skulls year-round, tbqh.

 

[ivysaur12]

She needs to be on the Empire writing staff.