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[ReAxion]

Crazy story. Though reading tweets always makes me feel instantly dumber.

Main takeaways: avoid Florida, Detroit, and Vegas. Been to all three and would never choose to go back. Unless Z put a gun to my head of course.

Just don't be a John or a pimp anywhere in the US, really.

 

[GK86]

Black twitter is the best twitter.

 

[jmizzal]

Long story read most of it skipped thru some, need a movie haha

 

[Insertia]

Crazy story brehs.

 

[LosDaddie]

It was a great read. Incredibly funny.

Is it ok to say that I had to read a few of those tweets a couple times to fully understand them? Does that make me racist?

 

[Veritigo_X]

There are people here that are having trouble reading this? I hope this is non-US GAF talking and english isn't their first language because if not...wow.

 

[wildfire]

Just don't be a John or a pimp anywhere in the US, really.

It actually is legal in parts of Nevada which is why I found the ending funny that they went to Vegas which is known for strictly being zoned to not have it.


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prostitution_in_Nevada

 

[brandonh83]

I learned so many other uses for the word "Trap" it amazed me.

This is what also took me by surprise.

 

[marrec]

Someone needs to get on that Old English translation pronto. Here, I'll start it for you:

"Ye all wanteth to heareth a tale about wherefore hither wench and I hath fallen out? Tis quite long yet fill'd with suspense."

Ya but if someone did that then these people wouldn't have an angle to stare down their noses at.

 

[E92 M3]

I wasn't born in America and understood it perfectly fine. Any words that were industry specific were explained.

 

[Gaogaogao]

localize this story into english, I cant follow

 

[marrec]

localize this story into english, I cant follow

Easier solution:

Be less dumb.

 

[Cake Boss]

Dude learns to read a badly-paced contrieved right-to-left manga that outstays its welcome but cant read a few tweets.

:lol Jesus Christ

 

[ReAxion]

It actually is legal in parts of Nevada which is why I found the ending funny that they went to Vegas which is known for strictly being zoned to not have it.


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prostitution_in_Nevada

Regardless of zoning, they're very good at spotting it in Vegas because of how often it's going on there.

 

[brandonh83]

Easier solution:

Be less dumb.

While this post is harsh as fuck, I'm white as fuck, and I still understood it.

 

[FeenixRising]

Dude learns to read a badly-paced contrieved right-to-left manga that outstays its welcome but cant read a few tweets.

Haaaaaaa!!!

 

[E92 M3]

Baby girl, you're so damn fine though
I'm tryna know if I could hit it from behind though
I'm sipping on you like some fine wine though
And when it's over, I press rewind though, ay

 

[Lubricus]

A whole lot of diversity up in here.

 

[POWERSPHERE]

I've a friend who prefers paying to having a gf, says its cheaper. We did the math, he was wrong, but not by much, so yes, I guess some people really enjoy that.

That poor child

 

[Fusebox]

And this is why you stay in school, kids.

 

[brandonh83]

I love her use of the term "low key." Er, I'm sorry. "Lowkey." Just amazing.

 

[Professor Beef]

localize this story into english, I cant follow

I'm amazed you were able to type that sentence out

 

[xxracerxx]

I've a friend who prefers paying to having a gf, says its cheaper. We did the math, he was wrong, but not by much, so yes, I guess some people really enjoy that.

I would love to see how the math worked out here.

 

[marrec]

While this post is harsh as fuck, I'm white as fuck, and I still understood it.

I'm just tired of people coming in here and disguising their prejudice or classism behind this idea that the story is somehow unreadable.

Please we see through you.

Same type of people who're probably posting greentext on /pol/ :lol

 

[NormalFish]

Easier solution:

Be less dumb.

Pretty much.

Unless someone's english is pretty poor, this really isn't hard to read in the least.
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And yeah, there's a thinly veiled contempt behind those comments that's obviously uncalled for.

 

[BkMogul]

Some of you are hilarious. Real or not, the story was well put together and very entertaining and easy to follow. Was shocked she was trending for most of the day on twitter.

 

[LosDaddie]

While the whole thing is crazy and fairly believable, the only part that stuck out to me as bullshit was Z not knowing a pretty white girl like that being worth a lot more than $100 per fuck.

 

[Massive Duck. C.M.]

What a tale.

Also willing to be a fair number of people saying they can't understand also don't know what "verbatim" means without googling

 

[vas_a_morir]

While the whole thing is crazy and fairly believable, the only part that stuck out to me as bullshit was Z not knowing a pretty white girl like that being worth a lot more than $100 per fuck.

I think he took an advance cut. Just a hunch.

This story was so trashy, damn. False, until proven true... but I feel guilty for wanting the brutal rape and forced sex slavery of a woman, attempted suicide, beatings, and murder to be true. lol

 

[PlayALLtheGames]

Ok if that thing was "unreadable" to you, you're just kind of dumb.

 

[daydream]

that was hilarious and super fucked up

 

[E92 M3]

While the whole thing is crazy and fairly believable, the only part that stuck out to me as bullshit was Z not knowing a pretty white girl like that being worth a lot more than $100 per fuck.

Yeah, that got me thinking as well. Maybe where they lived money went further - or he took a prescreening cut. If he was hustling out of San Francisco it would have been 800 a fuck lol.

 

[marrec]

Ok if that thing was "unreadable" to you, you're just kind of dumb.

I have a feeling it's perfectly readable to them and they're just kinda prejudice or even racist.

Let's call a spade a spade.

 

[Puruzi]

I have a feeling it's perfectly readable to them and they're just kinda prejudice or even racist.

Let's call a spade a spade.

same tbh

there's really no way you can't read this if english is your first language.

 

[Veritigo_X]

Ok if that thing was "unreadable" to you, you're just kind of dumb.

I don't think dumb is the right word. Some actually seem kinda proud they can't interpret the english words being presented to them.

 

[sn00zer]

I have a feeling it's perfectly readable to them and they're just kinda prejudice or even racist.

Let's call a spade a spade.

WTF? Reading a hundred of tweets in a row is a little hard to read.

 

[Brakke]

Someone needs to get on that Old English translation pronto. Here, I'll start it for you:

"Ye all wanteth to heareth a tale about wherefore hither wench and I hath fallen out? Tis quite long yet fill'd with suspense."

That's not Old English breh. That's not even Middle English. You're writing is some post Vowel Shift shit. Middle English looks like this:

The double sorwe of Troilus to tellen,
That was the king Priamus sone of Troye,
In lovinge, how his aventures fellen
Fro wo to wele, and after out of Ioye,
My purpos is, er that I parte fro ye.
Thesiphone, thou help me for tendyte
Thise woful vers, that wepen as I wryte!

 

[Rizific]

so that last tweet, it was all made up?

 

[brandonh83]

I'm just tired of people coming in here and disguising their prejudice or classism behind this idea that the story is somehow unreadable.

Please we see through you.

Same type of people who're probably posting greentext on /pol/ :lol

Yeah I mean it's understandable. Again I'm as white as it gets and I read the story straight through as soon as I woke up this morning and followed it just fine.

 

[Massive Duck. C.M.]

WTF? Reading a hundred of tweets in a row is a little hard to read.

Why?

I guess you'd have trouble reading a script or a transcript too then

 

[NormalFish]

WTF? Reading a hundred of tweets in a row is a little hard to read.

it's 140 characters. With some white space between. Literally 2nd grade reading level.

 

[banefirelord]

Holy shit that was incredible.

 

[uncelestial]

Most stunning part to me was Z taking her $5,500 and then saying "you owe me rent! You haven't paid me in months!"

Fucking asshole, man.

 

[Veritigo_X]

it's 140 characters. With some white space between. Literally 2nd grade reading level.

It was even put in chronological order, no need to read bottom to top. Nice and easy.

 

[DietRob]

so that last tweet, it was all made up?

I have a feeling that it is true or at least parts of it and this is her way of distancing herself from it since she might be in some legal trouble.

I have a feeling it's perfectly readable to them and they're just kinda prejudice or even racist.

Let's call a spade a spade.

Yep agreed it's so transparent.

 

[AlexBasch]

I'm not a native English speaker and I had some trouble reading and understanding some of those tweets.

Geez, I hope that doesn't make me a racist.

 

[LosDaddie]

I think he took an advance cut. Just a hunch.

This story was so trashy, damn. False, until proven true... but I feel guilty for wanting the brutal rape and forced sex slavery of a woman, attempted suicide, beatings, and murder to be true. lol

Yeah, that got me thinking as well. Maybe where they lived money went further - or he took a prescreening cut. If he was hustling out of San Francisco it would have been 800 a fuck lol.

$100 is really just pennies. Doesn't matter where you are in the USA.

Maybe Z did take a cut of the pay before the John showed up.

 

[JCreasy]

so that last tweet, it was all made up?

Zola is Kaiser Soze confirmed.

 

[jstripes]

I love her use of the term "low key." Er, I'm sorry. "Lowkey." Just amazing.

I have a teenage daughter.

That's probably her favourite word.

 

[Puruzi]

I'm not a native English speaker and I had some trouble reading and understanding some of those tweets.

Geez, I hope that doesn't make me a racist.

why would it make you racist if english isn't your native language