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DEC. 18, 2015 05:12 PM
Star Wars VII Spoiler Thread | The Plot Unleashed
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UNMARKED SPOILERS. See the film before reading this thread, or forever hold your peace. Here is the thread for general, spoilered discussion.
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Gabyskra
#StartSeraphin
DEC. 18, 2015 05:34 PM
Shanks, to continue our discussion from the other thread, I know what connects Rey being at the academy, and Kylo... The old villager at the beginning of the movie, on Jakku. He knew Kylo, he knew he was good before turning. So yeah, that was the spot.
Jay Whatever
#CLEANSLATE
DEC. 18, 2015 05:44 PM
I heard they cut off Luke's other hand and now all he does is steal donuts.
Shanks D Kowak
#ICosplayAsFlabber
DEC. 18, 2015 05:44 PM
By Gabyskra
Shanks, to continue our discussion from the other thread, I know what connects Rey being at the academy, and Kylo... The old villager at the beginning of the movie, on Jakku. He knew Kylo, he knew he was good before turning. So yeah, that was the spot.
But does he know Rey???
He was an old ally who personally knew Leia, doesn't mean he knew much else.
etiolation
DEC. 18, 2015 09:04 PM
I didn't like Kylo. At first, I thought his actor was the guy who played JP from Grandma's Boy, but that's because his character felt like that character. I think he completely changes in the next film.
Not sure about Rey's origin. I would say for sure that she was hidden away on that planet, but not by whom. The greeting between her and Leia did raise an eyebrow.
As for Luke hiding out: His two greatest mentors were both hermits. That's always how I read that, including in the EU.
Apollo
DEC. 18, 2015 11:50 PM
By Shanks D Kowak
But does he know Rey???
He was an old ally who personally knew Leia, doesn't mean he knew much else.
I'm willing to bet he was there to watch over her. Along with the scrap junker guy. Rey will probably go back to Jakku in the next film and learn the truth. I could see them saying the junker guy was trying to buy BB to keep her out of whatever was going on with the first order.
shun
#iDOLMASTER
DEC. 19, 2015 12:26 AM
I am a casual fan so bear with me...
I wonder if they will go more into depth on Han and Leia parenting for Kylo. I feel like they downplayed the relationship of a family breaking down with them saying that Snoke was the one who convinced Kylo.
I also don't understand how Kylo was so easily tempted when he was named after Ben Kenobi and was supposedly supposed to have been taught about how his uncle and grandfather really were like.
How was Luke as a teacher. These relationship questions should be addressed to see how fallible some of the original characters are.
Kylo is also very awkward. There is a difference in acting when his mask is on and off. He is a powerful character but I feel like he is really mentally weak and that is what handicapped him throughout this movie. Even if he was just in training, he still has years more experience than rey and finn. It show how much potential Rey has as character.
I wonder how Kylo looks in Episode 8. Surely he has some scars and disformation. Rey sliced his arm off, gave him deep cuts over his body and a deep cut on his face, he was also suffering blaster wounds as well.
From what I understand he's completely human right now so I wonder what happens to him. Same with finn. Finn was sliced in the back and with a weapon like a lightsaber there is no way that it is just a slight wound. He has to have had some sort of spinal or nerve damage from that. I don't buy Finn waking up from a coma good as new.
Yurt
#SoloNoiAbbiamoLaFortunaDiAmart
DEC. 19, 2015 02:16 AM
I dont like my villains as cry babies with daddy issues. He seemed like a highschool nerd who accidentally tapped into the force
Fuck this, abort...bring out Darth Maul Jr.
Also their leader is not doing it for me, he looks like your typical Men in Black extraterrestrial
so yeah, overall I wasnt feeling the darkside this time, which puts me in an awkward position. I have nobody to cheer for..
Shanks D Kowak
#ICosplayAsFlabber
DEC. 19, 2015 03:00 PM
By Yurt
I dont like my villains as cry babies with daddy issues. He seemed like a highschool nerd who accidentally tapped into the force
Fuck this, abort...bring out Darth Maul Jr.
Also their leader is not doing it for me, he looks like your typical Men in Black extraterrestrial
so yeah, overall I wasnt feeling the darkside this time, which puts me in an awkward position. I have nobody to cheer for..
I really liked him. Was a nice change to see someone battle with his goodness and want to plunge into the darkness.
Snookie was weak, but then I wonder what people thought of seeing some women playing an old wrinkly emperor in ESB. I will pass judgement on him until we actually see and know more about him.
Silky
#GnasherDizaster
DEC. 19, 2015 03:31 PM
Glad to see I wasn't the only one who didn't like Kylo. Felt like some boring spin-off character.
Fuck, there's gotta be some dope sith left. Maul didn't die after all.
Shanks D Kowak
#ICosplayAsFlabber
DEC. 19, 2015 03:39 PM
oops wrong thread
Apollo
DEC. 19, 2015 08:07 PM
Kylo isn't a sith just a Dark Side user. He's also a Skywalker and they're very emotional.
Adam Blade
#deandredoesdallas
DEC. 19, 2015 09:21 PM
Starkiller Base?
Chewbacca Han killed by the moon pasty-faced Kylo Ren?
... :3
domino
#Phantom7thMan
DEC. 19, 2015 10:48 PM
Thought it was pretty brilliant tbh. After a spotty first 15 mins where I almost fell asleep it was like a roller coaster the rest of the way.
I like that Kylo didnt come out the gate as the fully formed article. Breh clearly powerful as fuck but he also a lil emotional bitch trying to live up to a family legacy that isnt even real. Its obvious that he was lied to about how things went down in the OG trilogy and thats what turned him. He gonna boss up in the 2nd movie.
Finn was cool although they pulled a mean bait and switch on us with the marketing. Curious to see what they do with him in the 2nd movie. He's funny, pragmatic and brave. Hopefully he gets to be a Jedi too.
The old people were alright I guess. Glad Han got knocked off. Wish that Luke wouldve at least force snatched the lightsaber at the end and turned it on but that wouldve been too fanservicey I guess.
Rey was cool. I really like her costume and she pops off the screen.
Poe was great even though hes pretty much a nothing character. Oscar Isaac did great. I hope they give him a bit more in the 2nd movie. Or maybe an animated series/comic of backstory explaining why he was Leia's most trusted pilot.
BB8 was a great addition to the robots. The thumbs up had the theater dying laughing.
As far as rankings I would have it behind Empire and Revenge. Its the 3rd flick in the series I'd say that I consider good.
BertramCooper
#TheBestThingsInLifeAreFree
DEC. 19, 2015 11:41 PM
By etiolation
Not sure about Rey's origin. I would say for sure that she was hidden away on that planet, but not by whom. The greeting between her and Leia did raise an eyebrow.
I fear she might be a Skywalker (Luke's daughter, perhaps?), but I can't imagine that's actually the case, since Kylo Ren has already been revealed to be a Skywalker. That would just be way too much Skywalker family shit going on.
My friend (and others) have theorized that she was probably a young Jedi trainee that was abandoned (or hidden?) on Jakku for some reason. Perhaps by Luke. I think it's very plausible, given her existing skill set.
Gabyskra
#StartSeraphin
DEC. 20, 2015 12:46 AM
I guess that settles it.
Apollo
DEC. 20, 2015 01:37 AM
My theory is the Jedi Temple Luke was setting up was on Tatooine. He meets a woman whose father was a hermit in the desert (Obi-Wan embraced relationships in Clone Wars). He falls in love. They have a child. The temple is attacked while Luke is away. Ren kills the woman and the rest of the trainees but can't bring himself to kill his little cousin. Some one escapes with Ray and puts her into hiding.
Luke's connection to the force is severed and he goes to find away because he knows Ren and Snoke are out there. He's been asleep for years.
Shanks D Kowak
#ICosplayAsFlabber
DEC. 20, 2015 04:16 AM
Did anyone else hate the Han Solo no look kill?
Was just so out of character, and looked like they were trying to make him look cool for the fuck of it.
Prototype Viktor
#PaleSkinIsBeauty
DEC. 20, 2015 05:56 AM
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Elchele
DEC. 20, 2015 07:58 AM
By Shanks D Kowak
Did anyone else hate the Han Solo no look kill?
Was just so out of character, and looked like they were trying to make him look cool for the fuck of it.
stop hating on everything Shanks
Honestly, I hope Rey isn't a Skywalker. That family is just a fucking mess
Shanks D Kowak
#ICosplayAsFlabber
DEC. 20, 2015 12:53 PM
By Elchele
stop hating on everything Shanks
Honestly, I hope Rey isn't a Skywalker. That family is just a fucking mess
errrr, I don't hate it all.
I love it
n8
#haveyoufeltit
DEC. 20, 2015 01:01 PM
Loved it. Loved it, loved it, loved it.
There's been a number of issues bandied about with this film that I think are only exacerbated because our generation has been conditioned to be cynical fucking cunts about everything.
"It's the same plot as the old ones" - I mean, the old ones worked. People underestimate how hard a job JJ Abrams had with this film; he has to keep the 50 year olds who were there for the original trilogy happy, it has to keep this generation on the internet who fucking whine about everything and think they could do a better job and are extremely picky about what they criticise and don't, all the young kids who are coming to it new, all the fans who want to see Luke every 30 seconds and will be annoyed they haven't, all the fans who don't want any old call backs because that's nostalgia-baiting, all the social justice warriors looking to see if women and black people and aliens are well represented... and he picked the approach that worked the best: make people happy by giving them what you know makes them happy. Good shit.
"There's blood" - go watch A New Hope.
"Kylo Ren is whiny" - no, he's a character. There was more earned character development in this alone, development that Driver and Kasdan/Abrams actually earn and show you rather than just fill the gaps by telling you, than the entirety of Anakin's rise and fall and salvation (ROTJ included in that).
"Too ambiguous, we don't know how the First Order came about/Rey's back story/where Snoke came from" - and we didn't know where the Empire or its Emperor came from either. And I can bet you when you were 10, like a large population of this audience will be, you didn't give a fuck either. Not everything has to be explicitly spelled out, especially considering there's two other films and there's enough for you to infer by yourself.
Any other complaints, I'm ready to fucking bat them back. That was a Star Wars movie. For good and for bad, that was a fucking Star Wars movie.
The iconography hit all the right notes. The new characters were charming and full of personality, and the new actors - Isaac doing a lot with a little due to his fucking inherent charisma, Boyega absolutely OWNING it, Rey and Kylo both real multi-faceted and familiar takes on what we've had but Driver and Ridley are really good. They can sell you on emotion. That's perfect.
Star Wars is all about emotion. It's all about heart. It's not "fuck, let's make this completely different than what we are because it's the 21st century and people seem to care more about what happens than why or how". It's not about detachment. It's about heart.
And there's heart. Twice I cried; that fucking shot of Chewie after Han's death ended me personally, God. I knew the death was coming, but after spending time with Harrison Ford actually acting again? Just felt the lip go, lol.
The other time was when they showed R2 for the first time, and a little girl gasped and squealed. That's what Star Wars is. Unbridled enthusiasm that fucking hits everyone.
The action was great; dynamic, thrilling, accompanied with bombastic filmmaking and sensational sound design.
The music was fine; nothing stand-out but enough riffs on the old stuff that I still enjoyed it.
Acting, as I said, was great. Driver, Boyega and Ford the stand outs, and some lovely stuff from Ridley too.
Everything looked so lived in, so dirty and dusty and real. Snoke was a bit generic looking, but Maz had some real presence about her despite being CGI. Good work from Lupita.
I just... I just loved it. It felt like Star Wars, and that was enough for me anyway. Add on all the other great shit about it? Home fucking run, JJ. Home. Fucking. Run.