Your memory must work like Lukas' then.
"1 - Age of the Republic. ANH: "A thousand generations" vs. AOTC: "a thousand years"
2 - AOTC/ROTS: All stormtroopers are clones of Jango Fett. OT: they have different heights and different voices... none of them sound like Temura Morrison.
3 - Size of the Clone Army. AOTC: States 1.2 million "units." By the OT, how can there be enough Stormtroopers to patrol the Galaxy if it takes 10 years to grow them and they age at 2x the normal rate?
4 - How can Leia remember her real mother (ROTJ), if not only was she born AFTER her twin Luke (ROTS), but Padme died in childbirth?
5 - When did Obi-Wan Kenobi serve Bail Organa during the Clone Wars? (ANH)
6 - Design of the Tantive IV (name not stated in movie, but Captain Antilles's ship), how does it change so radically in 20 years? (ROTS vs. ANH)
7 - Why doesn't R2D2 remember the past 20 years?
8 - Why did Ben Kenobi forget about Leia (ESB vs. ROTS)?
9 - When did Anakin demonstrate that he was "already a great pilot" when Obi-Wan "first knew him"? (ROTJ vs. TPM)
10 - When did Owen show any disagreement with Anakin, to the extent described by Obi-Wan? (ANH vs. AOTC/ROTS)
11 - Why does Yoda say that Jedi never use the Force for attack, but only 'knowledge and defense', and why does he disparage war/warriors? (ESB vs. AOTC/ROTS)
12 - Why was Luke "hidden" on Anakin's home planet, at the homestead of the family his mother married into and his last name not changed? (ROTS vs. ANH)
13 - Why doesn't Chewie react to Han Solo's bad-mouthing of the Jedi and the Force? (ANH vs. ROTS)
14 - Why doesn't R2D2 ever use his rocket boosters again? (AOTC/ROTS)
15 - Why did the first Death Star take twenty years to build, while the second, larger and more powerful station, was built in 1-3 years? (ROTS vs. ROTJ)
16 - When was it shown that Anakin was a "good man" and a "good friend" before he turned to the Dark Side? (ROTS vs. ANH/ROTJ)
17 - Why did Obi-Wan refer to Yoda as "The Jedi Master who instructed me" when he was instructed by Qui Gon Jinn? (TPM vs. ESB)
18 - Why does Yoda moan about Luke being "too old to begin the training" when Obi-Wan had no problem with it, and supposedly Yoda thought 9 year old Anakin was "too old"? (TPM vs. ANH/ESB)
19 - What happened to Jar Jar Binks?
20 - (Special Editions) Why does anyone on Tatooine care when the Empire falls?
21 - Why does Obi-Wan wear his Jedi uniform "in hiding" on Tatooine? (ANH vs. TPM/AOTC/ROTS)
22 - What happened to all the battle droids?
23 - Why isn't Luke able to stop the Emperor's lightning attack and why doesn't Yoda at least show him how to counter it? (ROTJ vs. AOTC/ROTS)
24 - If there are only always ever two Sith "no more, no less... a master and an apprentice" (TPM) why does Vader recommend that Luke could be turned into a "powerful ally" and the Emperor agrees he would be a "great asset"? (TPM vs. ESB)
25 - Why do Obi-Wan, Anakin, Owen and Beru appear so old if only 18-20 years have past since we last saw them? (ANH/ROTJ vs. ROTS)
26 - Why doesn't Admiral Motti seem aware of the reality of the Force and the power of those who wield it? (PT vs. ANH)
27 - What happened to the Imperial military in those two decades that they lost nearly all their hardware and technology? (ROTS vs. OT)
28 - Why doesn't Obi-Wan recognize the droids? (ANH vs. PT)
29 - Why doesn't Owen Lars recognize the droids? (ANH vs. AOTC)
30 - Why don't Luke or Leia ever find out that R2D2 knows everything about their past?
31 - Why doesn't Qui Gon Jinn appear as a spirit at the end of ROTJ? (see AOTC/ROTS)
32 - If one has to be "trained" to become a spirit after death, when did Anakin ever learn it? (ROTS vs. ROTJ)
33 - When did Anakin express the desire for his son to have his lightsaber when he was "old enough" (and if the Jedi are trained from birth, does that mean as a toddler? but since the Jedi aren't allowed to have children... then what?)?
34 - How many Wars were there? Why does Yoda refer to it as "the Clone War" instead of the "Clone WarS" (plural)? (AOTC vs. ANH)
35 - Why does Ben refer to Vader as "Darth" if that is a Sith title rather than a personal name? (see ANH)
36 - Was Vader really "but the learner" when he "left" Obi-Wan? (ANH vs. ROTS)
37 - Did Obi-Wan really stop going by that name (and start going by the name "Ben") "before" Luke was born? (ANH vs. ROTS)"
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You don't have to insult someone's memory because you don't know the canon
1- The Jedis predate the Republic.
2- All clones were decomissioned and cheaper recruits were used in their place after the rise of the Empire, this is an important plot point in "STAR WARS: Rebels", most clones worked the docks after that
3- See 2
4- Force sensitivie children show different abilities at a young age, super reflexes, moving stuff with their mind subconciously, and having visions of the past/ future, you see this in The Phantom Menace, The Clone Wars, and Rebels
5- They worked together in The Clone Wars, mostly through Padme though. And they work together again in ROTS with the mission to stop the order 66 trap.
6- It's a giant spaceship, there's gotta be a LOT more than what was shown in ANH.
7- He does.
8- He didn't, he specifically tells Luke who she is in Episode VI. If that is a problem, then it's a problem with the original trilogy itself.
9-"He was already a great pilot when I met him", when he met him, he had already won the Pod race at age 9.
10- It wasn't with Anakin, but with Obi-Wan, Star Wars #10 states that Uncle Owen confronted Obi-Wan and refused to let him train him after what happened with Anakin.
11-Watch the movie, he hates it, during The Clone Wars TV Show he states several times that being in a war is making them loose themselves, and he states it once again in ROTS. His teaching is no less valid just because he had to act against it at some point of his life.
12-Vader hates Tattooine so much that he'd never step foot on it, and the last name thing is a problem that comes from the original, as Luke wasn't Vader's son until the second script for Empire.
13-He was focused on his game with 3p0 and was more concerned about the massive ragequit he was planning
14- Probably one of the few legitimate complaints, but it's simply a matter of 80's tech not being able to give R2 much to work with. Just pretend they got damaged at some point geez.
15- The Empire was just starting out by the time of the first one, with second one, they could take whatever they need from anyone aand everywhere. This is a gigantic nitpick IMO.
16 - The Clone Wars TV show, and the beginning of Revenge of the Sith, also being a whiny teen doesn't make you a bad person in the eyes of your parents.
17 - Yoda trains ALL younglings personally and when they get the basic abilities they become Padawans, a Jedi Master takes them from Yoda and starts giving them on the field experience (AOTC/The Clone Wars/Kanan: The Last Padawan)
18 - Jedi's were taken from their homes at age 3 (The Clone Wars) to prevent them from forming attachments early on. Anakin was attached to his mother, and Luke to his friends.
19 - Dated a Queen and became Imperial Senator of Naboo (The Clone Wars)
20 - There's imperial millitary on Tatooine, did you missed half the movie?
21 - Jedi Master Robes are traditionally fashioned like the clothes of the poorest people in the galaxy, to show they must be humble.
22 -Deactivated and Scrapped, some of their parts are used by the rebellion to get info that might help against the empire (Rebels)
23 - Yoda prioritized teaching Jedi wisdom to him, same as Ben, most of his fighting abilities are self taught( that can be seen in the new STAR WARS comics),Also Luke is nowhere near Yoda level to pull that move off.
24 - The empire has dark side using agents called "Inquisitors" which are deliberately teached just the basics of the dark side, the emperor kills them if they ever start getting near amateur sith level. (This is from Star Wars Rebels)
25- You try living in that empire controlled poor desert for 22 years
26 - Imperial propaganda and misinformation against the Jedi were very common during those years.
27 - Technically, the TIE Fighters are the next version of Jedi Starfighters Mk II. and Star Destroyers come from Republic Star Cruisiers. The technology aesthetic you see on the Death Star is top tech, and was being used during times of the repuplic for millitary facilities (The Clone Wars)
28 -He doesn't remember OWNING a droid. said with a snarky smile...
29 - Protocol droids and astromechs have a standard design, the clone wars and the PT show a shitload of them, same design...can you tell apart 2 toasters of the same brand?
30 - He does eventually in the old EU, in the new one R2 is kind of a dick and just lets go of bits and pieces every once in a while.
31 - His training for force immortality was incomplete, he can't manifest as a body, just as a voice, this voice is heard in AOTC and the explanation itself is given in the clone wars.
32 - He pretty much fulfilled the entire checklist with his return to the light, he accepted his own faults, rejected the easy path and accepted his death without any attachments to material stuff. Also he's the chosen one.
33 - Oh come the fuck on...80% of Obi-Wan's speech becomes bullshit by Empire Strikes back, he even says to Lukes face he was trolling in ROTJ, hardly a fault of the prequels.
34 - There's an entire 121 episode TV series on that one.
35 - Mocking him, he was a Sith lord in the script since 1977.
36 -.....Wow...really? he was defeated, it's clear he meant it as "I was overconfident last time, this time, I will kill you"
37- Again most of what Obi-Wan tells luke in ANH is pure BS even before the prequels.
Wow...answering this was sad ):, I´m not really proud of all this SW knowledge.
For people constantly claiming that OT questions don't need answers you sure make a lot of questions