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[SURGEdude]

Man Rubio got f'ed in the A.

 

[ChosenPredator]

rubio has a good looking family

 

[MadLaughter]

What did Trump say? Please? Someone? Halp?

Cruz's final statement was all about how despite attack ads, a hostile governor and a buncho f other things combining against him, he won Iowa.

Then it was Trumps' turn. He started with: "That's because you got Carson's votes."

 

[NullPointer]

Trump might've won the debate with that closing statement.

 

[ibyea]

Second half didn't have enough Rubio getting beat up.

 

[Slayven]

Rubio has a beautiful wife.

 

[Plinko]

Rubio got destroyed and everyone is talking about it.

 

[User 463088]

Cruz was bragging about winning in Iowa, Trump said it was because he got all Carson's votes.

Trump went last and broke protocol and said that Cruz won Iowa because he cheated and lied to take Carson's votes. Trump goes on to say we will win again if we vote for him. Fin.

Same thing he always says. insubstantial platitudes.

Thank you! My mom started bitching about Christie and Bridges and I missed it.

Yes, this is a true thing. She can't stand Christie, even though he's my new bae.

 

[Diprosalic]

Cruz was bragging about winning in Iowa, Trump said it was because he got all Carson's votes.

why does that matter? he still won? anyone explain?

 

[cartographer]

Is Rubio taller than his eldest daughter when both aren't wearing heels?

 

[SURGEdude]

rubio has a good looking family

But the ears... oh the ears. There's a reason they all have long hair but him.

 

[kess]

The big missed opportunity by Trump was not playing the anti-establishment card, not sure why he didn't.

The audience was paid off moment meets that description

 

[RustyNails]

Trump won this hands down.

Rubio you got REKT.

 

[Dan]

That image of Rubio blending in with little kids. It's like ET hiding amongst stuffed animals.

 

[Veritigo_X]

That one helps him out too.

 

[Calamari41]

That snipe by Trump at the end there made my day.

 

[Tesseract]

why does that matter? he still won? anyone explain?

he cheated

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

Trump killed it
Rubio got killed

That's all that matters.

 

[Makai]

"people can look at trump and not be frightened by him"

 

[User 463088]

Man Rubio got f'ed in the A.

You say that like it's a bad thing.

#PowerBottom

 

[BasicMath]

Throughout the whole thing I thought both Trump and Cruz were kinda quiet and mediocre.

But damn that last swipe Trump made was brutal. Loved it.

 

[danm999]

"people can look at trump and not be frightened by him"

Yeah I heard that and was like what are you talking about lady he's gone full Revolver Ocelot on torture.

 

[A Human Becoming]

"people can look at trump and not be frightened by him"

He was certainly more mellow.

 

[Diprosalic]

he cheated

how?

 

[ThisGuy]

he cheated

Cruz legitimately cheated? How? I don't understand how one would be able to cheat.

 

[RustyNails]

Rubio has a beautiful wife.

Trump's

Spoiler

trophy

wife got everyone beat actually.

 

[SURGEdude]

You say that like it's a bad thing.

#PowerBottom

Maybe he is pro gay rights. His family still accepted him.

 

[NullPointer]

That one helps him out too.

Well fuck the world.

 

[Epcott]

Summary:

Kasich: "Can't we all just get along?"
Christie: "Remember September 11th..."
Jeb: "Regan, ect..."
Rubio: "Clinton™"
Carson: "I'd... like... to... say..." BEEP times up
Cruz: "..."
Trump: "(jackass comment)" boooooooo!

But yeah, Rubio was wrecked. It's sad, but I'm finding Jeb the more tolerable of the bunch.

 

[Kusagari]

Rubio has a beautiful wife.

She's a former dolphins cheerleader

 

[Ashodin]

goddamn I am so happy I got to see Rubio get fucking ANNIHILATED

 

[User 463088]

how?

Cruz legitimately cheated? How? I don't understand how one would be able to cheat.

Cruz's people told caucus goers that Carson had dropped out and they should support him instead.

 

[Plinko]

Cruz legitimately cheated? How? I don't understand how one would be able to cheat.

His team was going to caucuses and lying to everyone that Carson was dropping out, so they needed to vote for Cruz.

 

[Thequietone]

Cruz legitimately cheated? How? I don't understand how one would be able to cheat.

Cruz had people go around Iowa telling voters that Carson dropped out of the race.

 

[ThisGuy]

Trump's

Spoiler

trophy

wife got everyone beat actually.

No wonder Trumps so cocky.

 

[Sianos]

but this is the republican primary though

rubio got schlonged and cruz got precisely carpet bombed

balance is restored to the force

 

[cpp_is_king]

What was the thing about Rubio repeating himself 3 times? I jsut tuned in for the closings statements.

 

[Macho Madness]

And the media machine has its narrative in 3...2...1...

 

[FloydtheFathead]

And the media machine has its narrative in 3...2...1...

It's not wrong though.

 

[Doug Heffernan]

Has there ever been a presidential election season as entertaining as this?
This is great stuff.

 

[cartographer]

I think they managed to find one student who is also a PoC to put in this room.

 

[UraMallas]

And the media machine has its narrative in 3...2...1...

I mean. That's what happened.

 

[Raxus]

37 pages, Not bad. Trump really does draw people into these debates.

 

[Chezzymann]

"I tend to base my opinions off people, not political views".... huh? What does that mean?

 

[Diprosalic]

Cruz had people go around Iowa telling voters that Carson dropped out of the race.

His team was going to caucuses and lying to everyone that Carson was dropping out, so they needed to vote for Cruz.

wtf

 

[balladofwindfishes]

lol Rubio.

Looked like someone was actually going to rise up as the establishment candidate there for a few days.

Guess not.

 

[Arkeband]

These students actually think a Republican is going to be president.

 

[SURGEdude]

"I tend to base my opinions off people, not political views".... huh? What does that mean?

It means she's a dumbass.

 

[Rubenov]

A President of the US wasn't there tonight, woman.

 

[shem935]

"I tend to base my opinions off people, not political views".... huh? What does that mean?

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