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Batman v Superman Spoiler Thread: Don't believe everything you read, Son

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Grants costume is a master piece compared to this

I'm pretty sure someone looked at Injustice and thought "The Flash needs even MORE armor". Though they could easily excuse it by the armor being there from fighting Parademons in the future or something.

Did it look like this? (far left)

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My favorite part is not only do they straight up steal the ending to Iron Giant

IT DOESN'T DO SHIT

It lasts like 4 minutes and then Supes is all 'I'm good, b' and then Doomsday is all 'Come get hooked, b'
 
Alright, big infodump incoming since we're safe now.

I fucking hated the first act. Nobody does anything. The best part is Lex just trolling the shit out of everybody and setting all of his plans into motion, completely unchecked.

But I can put up with that shit because the Batman/Superman fight was fun fun fun fun fun and they were able to get away with not spoiling every single damn moment in the trailer. Bats beat his ass like he owes him money, that shit was gooooooood

Wonder Woman is around for most of the movie, doing her thing in the background. She shows up at the end to help with Doomsday and that's it. The rest of the Justice League characters are cameos, introduced in surveillance footage of their powers.

You get ONE Batman Arkham setpiece. You get ONE Wonder Woman fight and it's with Doomsday.

Oh and Superman is superdead. But oh wait Snyder did an Inception on you, oooooooo


sounds like a good movie then. why the negative tone?
 
sounds like a good movie then. why the negative tone?

Because I hate everything

Basically, it goes; first act, bad, second act awesome, third act meh.

Snyder's not going to surprise anyone now. He makes fun movies with awesome action and some really great shots. He knows how to get awesome landscapes. The desert shit is worth it just so he can do some great stuff with that.

Oh and the desert shit has a line in it where Supes seems to be blaming Batman for Lois's death, so timey wimey bullshit incoming?

That's just how Bronson talks

You son of a bitch. #BvS
 
So Batman doesn't actually use kryptonite to fight/defeat Superman then? Superman just jobs out cause he doesn't want to hurt him? What???
 
So Batman doesn't actually use kryptonite to fight/defeat Superman then? Superman just jobs out cause he doesn't want to hurt him? What???

Think it's both. Batman used kryptonite gas to weaken him for sure. Then he's about to use a kryptonite spear to kill him before Lois steps in
 
Batman fucks him up with 3 doses of kryptonite.

Oh, good, good good!

I always liked that angle he used to take him on.

In the comics, Batman has a strategy for taking on and defeating all super-powered heroes if they decide to go rogue. Does it touch on that?
 
Oh, good, good good!

I always liked that angle he used to take him on.

In the comics, Batman has a strategy for taking on and defeating all super-powered heroes if they decide to go rogue. Does it touch on that?
Don't touch on it much really aside from Batman hating Superman. At the end of the film he wants the rest of the metahumans to stand together with him and Diana.
 
So let me get this straight

Superman literally becomes Jesus at the end of it

is that what it is

he's going to come back 3 years from now and be like 'I lived'
 
"Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god!"

*pans to grinning Aquaman in bright red and green latex with flippers riding Cloverfield monster*

*Slusho! vending machine falls in the foreground*

"DID YOU SEE THAT?! DID YOU SEE?! FREEZEFRAME AND ZOOM IN AND YOU CAN TOTALLY SEE WHAT CLEARLY IS THE SATELLITE FALLING! IT'S ALL CONNECTED, MAN!"
 
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