Batman v Superman Spoiler Thread: Don't believe everything you read, Son

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I'd say that there's enough character development. Batman's is really compressed, mind. But... I think that it's clear that, by the end, Superman's actions, his sacrifice (against Doomsday and, curiously, against Batman) have turned him around, at least a little. His speech, his not branding Lex. You can see it.

This sounds EXACTLY like the excuse I heard in Man of Steel. "You see, it's Superman's first day, so of course he's bad at his job. It's not really Superman yet. Him killing Zod means he's learned how bad it is to kill and now he won't kill in the next movie! Just you wait and see!"

*Superman smashes a non-powered guy into a wall, probably turning him into paste, right in the beginning of Batman v Superman*

"Well, Batman kills now, he's not really Batman anymore, but Superman is going to mellow him out and he's going to learn to be more compassionate and not kill as often in the NEXT movie! Just you wait and see!"
 
Seems there's a big difference between the critics and audiences on this one:

Yussss

This sounds EXACTLY like the excuse I heard in Man of Steel. "You see, it's Superman's first day, so of course he's bad at his job. It's not really Superman yet. Him killing Zod means he's learned how bad it is to kill and now he won't kill in the next movie! Just you wait and see!"

*Superman smashes a non-powered guy into a wall, probably turning him into paste, right in the beginning of Batman v Superman*

"Well, Batman kills now, he's not really Batman anymore, but Superman is going to mellow him out and he's going to learn to be more compassionate and not kill as often in the NEXT movie! Just you wait and see!"

Character development is having your characters do the wrong then, then learn that they were wrong and do the right thing, yes.

And that dude is fine until proven otherwise, lol. Set that to upbeat music and you have an StAS scene.
 
He had a weird armor suit, even the cowl fold back and everything futuristically.

It took me a couple of seconds to realize it was him. Then to release that he was doing his time travel thing.

What I don't get is why was the part a dream sequence. Was it necessary to have a dream with in a dream?
 
You know, Superman Returns also had a "Superman is/could be dead" scene.

Except 10 times more effective and better made.

This movie has retroactively actually made me like Man of Steel even less and I'm somehow appreciating Superman Returns a bit more. I really believe the DC world would be in a better place if they had given Singer a second chance.

And how we're stuck with a deeply mediocre director who's about to start on his third and fourth chances to make something that isn't a stinker. Is he even worthy of being called mediocre? He's more like unintelligent.
 
It took me a couple of seconds to realize it was him. Then to release that he was doing his time travel thing.

What I don't get is why was the part a dream sequence. Was it necessary to have a dream with in a dream?
The dream was not a dream and more than likely a vision of the likely future induced by The Flash's time traveling through the speed force

Or some shit
 

Don't get excited. ComScore PostTrak is often hilariously off the market.

As reported yesterday, Allegiant‘s CinemaScore was a B, down from Insurgent‘s A-. ComScore PostTrak’s results showed 69% of Allegiant ticket buyers giving it either a very good or excellent grade. 51% said they’d tell their friends to go see it.

Even the worst films often have a high tracking on opening weekend, even stinkers like Allegiant doing far better than their critical reception would imply.
 
You know, Superman Returns also had a "Superman is/could be dead" scene.

Except 10 times more effective and better made.

This movie has retroactively actually made me like Man of Steel even less and I'm somehow appreciating Superman Returns a bit more. I really believe the DC world would be in a better place if DC had given Singer a second chance.

Even though he was doing his best Christopher Reeve impersonation, I cared about Clark and Stalker Superman in this. He was actually a character, with a personality and feelings.

Every time I see Cavill on screen, I don't hate his performances, I just hate what he's either forced to do (frowning) or what he's not doing (smiling/showing in type of passion or love for anything)
 
Don't get excited. ComScore PostTrak is often hilariously off the market.



Even the worst films often have a high tracking on opening weekend, even stinkers like Allegiant doing far better than their critical reception would imply.
69% was an F when I was in school. B seems like an improvement!
 
This sounds EXACTLY like the excuse I heard in Man of Steel. "You see, it's Superman's first day, so of course he's bad at his job. It's not really Superman yet. Him killing Zod means he's learned how bad it is to kill and now he won't kill in the next movie! Just you wait and see!"

*Superman smashes a non-powered guy into a wall, probably turning him into paste, right in the beginning of Batman v Superman*

"Well, Batman kills now, he's not really Batman anymore, but Superman is going to mellow him out and he's going to learn to be more compassionate and not kill as often in the NEXT movie! Just you wait and see!"

I never bought that argument for Man of Steel, but I don't think it's the same thing since there is actual progression in the movie for Batman as far as the branding goes. The killing can go either way I think, but I do feel that the argument for Batman's growth away from killing is rooted in what we see in the movie; Man of Steel was mostly based on what people extrapolated and hoped would happen in the sequel.
 
Also I couldn't help but find the President authorizing and deploying a space nuke in minutes to be special levels of awful writing. All so that Snyder could get his image of an emaciated Superman regaining his powers from the sun, even though he already did half of that scene in Man of Steel.

It's a big budget fan film, and a bad fan film at that.
 
I hope the extended cut fixes the errors in this movie, because I feel like I watched a poor fan edit of a good movie....
 
It was a funny moment when Batman is watching Wonder Woman and Superman fight Doomsday as he stays behind cover doing nothing until the last minute.
 
I will say I hate the continued Jesus symbolism with Superman, such as Batman carrying him out with Superman shaped like he was on the cross, or Lois hunched over him when he died like Mary would have. Hell the movie is released on Good fucking Friday. Justice League gonna be released on Easter Sunday I feel it in my bones.
 
I hope the extended cut fixes the errors in this movie, because I feel like I watched a poor fan edit of a good movie....

no... don't go in with those Nintendo Direct like expectations.


I will say I hate the continued Jesus symbolism with Superman, such as Batman carrying him out with Superman shaped like he was on the cross, or Lois hunched over him when he died like Mary would have. Hell the movie is released on Good fucking Friday. Justice League gonna be released on Easter Sunday I feel it in my bones.

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Man o' Subtle
 
Also I couldn't help but find the President authorizing and deploying a space nuke in minutes to be special levels of awful writing. All so that Snyder could get his image of an emaciated Superman regaining his powers from the sun, even though he already did half of that scene in Man of Steel.

It's a big budget fan film, and a bad fan film at that.

No stupider than the WSC trying to nuke New York.
 
It was funny moment when Batman is watching Womder Woman and Superman fight Doomsday as he stays behind cover doing nothing until the last minute.
Strangely enough, I like that part. Batman always tends to be shown beating down the superpowered villain through means of 'it's Batman' while the actual powered beings get their asses kicked. Nice for once for it to be played as realistic as it would get.
 
Just came back from the theater and yeah the movie was a bit underwhelming but I still enjoyed it somewhat.

Pros

+Batman

+Wonder Woman

+Superb action scenes

Cons

-Lex Luthor

-Not enough Superman

-Doomsday

-Plot felt rushed at times

-Funeral scene was hella lame


Hopefully the WW movie in 2017 is good as well the inevitable new batman film whenever that happens.
 
Good to see other people are having the same problem I did with being confused as fuck about Metal Ass Flash

Yeah, when he appeared I thought it was a cameo from the red cyborg ninja from Mortal Kombat.

Watched this earlier (my son wanted to see it), it's a fucking terrible movie. The only thing I liked was the inspired casting of Jeremy Irons, and he's barely in the bloody thing so anyone could have been in that role anyway.

My biggest complaint is that nothing about the movie is fun.
 
Strangely enough, I like that part. Batman always tends to be shown beating down the superpowered villain through means of 'it's Batman' while the actual powered beings get their asses kicked. Nice for once for it to be played as realistic as it would get.

I kinda wanted to see that in live action form though. Batman getting in some good licks through his ingenuity more than just his fists.

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(this basically happened in the movie though)

I also wanted to see him move more like the demon version they showed him to be in the beginning. That batman could move.

To bad this is Man of DBZ though, Batman might have been able to survive a hit, if they toned it down some.

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I liked it. I mean, it has issues people have raised and I personally would have done a lot different, but it wasn't terrible.

I do have to side with the DC Defense Force that these films get reviewed/critiqued much harsher than the Marvel ones. Age of Ultron was a much worse movie than this, but because it skews young/for fun/lighthearted it gets a pass. While this movie is being reviewed like a drama. Which I guess is fair because its trying so hard to be one.

Lose Luther, Lose Snyder, and let's move on.
 
Just got back, man the movie is DARK, adding in 3D made it even darker. I took off the glasses during the 'talkey' scenes, since there's no fast motion or action going on, it was ok mostly.

Anyway. Batman was the best part of the movie, Cavil/Superman in general is a boring character. The Arkham-style beatdown of the 2 dozen goons near the end was my favorite part.

Wonder Woman got a surprisingly loud pop at the cinema but personally I didn't like Gal talking with that Mediterranean accent.

Batman looked super out of place during the final fight, I can't imagine how they'll use the character with even more powerful enemies like Darkseid at this rate.

Also I can't believe they did the League of fucking extraordinary gentlemen ending ..
 
The Knightmare scene was fun. Batman beating the crap out of goons as he would in the comics was fun. The Batmobile chase scene was fun. Wonder Woman was fun.

The film's definitely got a pretty depressing tone overall though.

I didn't find those things fun. It was just explosions and high speed shit clashing with other high speed shit. Michael Bay gets more shit for less.

And the dream sequences were dreadfully executed too. Levitating Bruce was cringeworthy.

And Batfleck gives no shits , he'll gun down, blow up and stab anyone in his way. Or brand them so someone else kills them in prison.

But he won't do any of those things to Lex because reasons.
 
Those low scores seem like a more than fair assessment.

How was 300 a superior movie than this is mind blowing. Snyder had so much more story content to work with for all the characters in this movie, and yet still managed to completely mess it up, hahaha.

Did we really need to see a Bat origin story for the 30th time and flashbacks? Kid bat being levitated by the swarm of bats in that hole was hilarious af and so corny.

Terrible dialog. Terrible editing. It was as if someone filmed all these neat scenes and handed them over to some Batman diehard fanboy to edit the theatrical release and they had never touched iMovie or another editing software.

Wasn't NOT killing innocent civilians a thing that highlighted both Batman and Superman's characters??

Lex Luthor ...just lol. That said, Eisenberg proved that he would make a decent Riddler.

Batman MadMax scene... wtf was that about? Had nothing to do with anything else in the movie. Though it was clear it was a nap dream/time fuckery, that still made no sense within the movie's context.

Wonder Woman, water Khal Drogo, and Jeremy Irons as Alfred were cool, I even liked Afleck's Bat, except for the people killing part. But yeah, Snyder must hate Superman given how this came off more as a Bat flick and how little dialog Cavill had to work with. Could have sworn he went at least 1 hour+ w/o anything to contribute but stone face.

Doomsday managed to be incredibly underwhelming somehow.

Batman rescuing Superman's Martha was the highlight fight of the entire movie...

Oh yeah, and after all that time, training effort and hate towards Superman. Batman just decides to become bff's with Superman in the middle of battle because his mom's name is also Martha?? In 3 seconds LOL It completely deflated what was supposed to be THE fighting pinnacle of the movie.

It's not surprising why comic fans, maybe Batman specific, enjoyed it, while the rest were treated to an incoherent mess.
 
The Batman vs Thugs scene was straight out of a Arkham game, really good fight scenes overall.

So, 2 questions I got:

1 - Was that Flash in Bruce's dreamception?

2 - How do you think Superman will be back?
 
My biggest complaint is that nothing about the movie is fun.
It's ultimately my biggest issue with it. The whole thing is just so grim it never is much fun to watch. The movie really went south after the suicide bombing in the Senate hearing (with Superman present!) That left a bad taste in my mouth that remained the whole movie. Like I can't believe I just typed that about a movie where Batman teams up with Superman at the end.

The movie had zero levity. Like goddamn make a movie where Superman and Batman team up into a huge bummer that leaves you drained and depressed as you leave the theater, fuck.
 
so

on a side note, at the end of the movie when snyder had fully eased me into this idea of psycho, sadistic cruel bats, bafflect brandished the bat-iron next to luthor's face

and i got super giddy and i kept going "yasss yasssssss DO IT BATS DO IT MAKE HIM SQUEAL"

and he didn't

i was disappointed
 
I watched it last night. Some thoughts:

1. First half of the movie is an incoherent mess. The movie editors must have hated the direction when putting it together.
2. Eisenberg's Luthor downright ruined the movie for me. It's not that he's a bad actor, it's that this was a ridiculous miscast.
3. Affleck is great a Batman, arguably the best Batman. The opposite to Eisenberg's Luthor when it comes to casting.
4. The trailers gave most of the movie away.
5. Gadot was great as WW.

I can't even decide whether I liked it or not. I so intensely hated Eisenberg's Luthor, lol.
 
Wasn't Batman the one that didn't want a Justice League to form? And now the next movie is going to be about him trying to form it?

Seems stupid lol
 
The thing that gets me about this is the fact that after the last trailer where everybody said it gave everything away, execs released statements saying it didn't come anywhere near giving away everything.

Yet, here we are.
 
Those low scores seem like a more than fair assessment.

How was 300 a superior movie than this is mind blowing. Snyder had so much more story content to work with for all the characters in this movie, and yet still managed to completely mess it up, hahaha.

Did we really need to see a Bat origin story for the 30th time and flashbacks? Kid bat being levitated by the swarm of bats in that hole was hilarious af and so corny.

Terrible dialog. Terrible editing. It was as if someone filmed all these neat scenes and handed them over to some Batman diehard fanboy to edit the theatrical release and they had never touched iMovie or another editing software.

Wasn't NOT killing innocent civilians a thing that highlighted both Batman and Superman's characters??
Different Batman in a different time, and I was OK with it.

Lex Luthor ...just lol. That said, Eisenberg proved that he would make a decent Riddler.
I agree with this. I was thinking more of Heath Ledger's Joker a lot during the movie.

Batman MadMax scene... wtf was that about? Had nothing to do with anything else in the movie. Though it was clear it was a nap dream/time fuckery, that still made no sense within the movie's context.
Probably my favorite scene of the movie, if I'm being honest.

Wonder Woman, water Khal Drogo, and Jeremy Irons as Alfred were cool, I even liked Afleck's Bat, except for the people killing part. But yeah, Snyder must hate Superman given how this came off more as a Bat flick and how little dialog Cavill had to work with. Could have sworn he went at least 1 hour+ w/o anything to contribute but stone face.

Doomsday managed to be incredibly underwhelming somehow.

Batman rescuing Superman's Martha was the highlight fight of the entire movie...

Oh yeah, and after all that time, training effort and hate towards Superman. Batman just decides to become bff's with Superman in the middle of battle because his mom's name is also Martha?? In 3 seconds LOL It completely deflated what was supposed to be THE fighting pinnacle of the movie.
I agree that there was some lack of context to the sudden switch, but my thought was that it was Batman realized that Superman's home is in fact Earth and that he is 'good', because he has an Earth mother that he cares deeply for.

It's not surprising why comic fans, maybe Batman specific, enjoyed it, while the rest were treated to an incoherent mess.

Replied to a few points in the quote in bold. I mostly agree with the points I didn't comment on.
 
Every live action Batman except Adam West and George Clooney has killed.

Hahaha totally man, we all remember that scene in The Dark Knight Rises were Batman gleefully unloads his miniguns into a crowd of Bane's henchmen, amirite? I also loved the scene where Nolanbat takes out his branding iron and sears into the hockey mask wearing vigilantes in the parking garage to scare them.
 
I do have to side with the DC Defense Force that these films get reviewed/critiqued much harsher than the Marvel ones.

This is nonsense. The two Donner Superman movies are still held up as the early gold standard of the genre. The TDK trilogy is more critically acclaimed than the vast majority of Marvel's movies. And there are plenty of Marvel films -- MCU and non-MCU -- with weak or poor critical receptions.

It's not an awful movie, but it's a bad movie with a lot of very obvious problems. There's no conspiracy out to get BvS or Snyder.
 
Just got out. I'd give it a 7.5. Great action, Affleck was just so damn good as Batman, Wonder Woman was cool, I liked how the movie touched on the Man of Steel stuff and Superman's role. A fun enjoyable ride

But it definitely had flaws. Lex was just...ugh, no menace, no presence or intelligence, never felt like the kind of foe that could be Superman's nemesis in the future. Kevin Spacey was hamming it up in Returns, but at least he exuded a sense of power and ruthlessness and seemed imposing.

Also the Knightmare scene felt completely extraneous and wedged into the move like a jagged uncomfortable splinter. Bruce already had reason and drive enough to want to take on Clark; that whole sequence added nothing to that.

And while the Batmobile looked cool, the chase wasn't that exciting. The Tumbler and Batpod scenes from the Nolan movies were better crafted, felt more intense and like they had higher stakes

The Bruce flashback in the beginning felt really redundant when they just replayed the important bits again after the BvS fight

And while I don't care how Supes and Batman are portrayed, Ezra ain't muh Flash :p I just can't see it after watching Grant for two seasons.

Weighing the two, I think I like Man of Steel a tad more. I think that movie (actually the middle-to-end from when Clark got to the shit to when he killed Zod) was better paced, felt more cohesive, and didn't drag as much as BvS

But overall, I enjoyed it and am really looking forward to seeing more Batfleck
 
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